Zwan - BC trolling?
 

ZWAN the band

Billy Corgan
Jimmy Chamberlin
Jeff Schroeder
Chloe Mendel

https://www.instagram.com/officialzwan/

(Followed by williampcorgan)

All right. Let me be the first to welcome you to the gates of hell...

Chloe must be their next female bass player... :rolleyes:

Jack Bates may loose his job at the Pumpkins too. :rofl:

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One of Chloe's brothers tries to make a career as a musician since several years. Interesting that Corgan hasn't helped him publicly yet...

Yeah. I'm sure there was a brutal audition.

Outside of the Metro show there is nothing I want more than all the unreleased Zwan material. I’ve been listening to some of their shows in 2002 and 2003 and MSOTS particularly rocks with that outro they gave it.

I will still never understand why Corgan assembled the drummer from The Smashing Pumpkins, the guitarist from Slint, a math-rock/post-hardcore musician, and a person from A Perfect Circle, and decided to have them play in unchallenging Christian pop rock instead of seeing what weird art-rock shit would come out.

Why didn't he just make this band with the guitarists of Counting Crows and Remy Zero, the bassist of Switchfoot, and the drummer of The Smashing Pumpkins?

Hey you guys, being impregnated by Billy twice is brutal enough. She's in the band!

Thanks for joining the site, Chloe. How are things going?

Fashion designer, teahouse chef, bass player, is there anything she CAN do?

Chloe is behind that account, it's just a joke. Although I think they are saving that username for a future Zwan release, such as the reissue.

"future Zwan reissue" lmao

I’d be careful if I were her. Billy doesn’t have a sense of humor or humility with his music.

"it's just a joke"
???

Zwanny Zwanny Zwanny, oi oi oi

yeah yeah YEAH c'mon c'mon C'MON

LOVAH

this is where it was all birthed, babies

ok i guess "c'mon" had its origin story elsewhere



but even so

smashing temple pilots

Oh cool, Chloe is in the band. Just in case you want to hear a watered down version of a watered down version of The Smashing Pumpkins.

lol wtf great find!!

He did mention releasing zwan, chicago kid, future embrace, and zeitgeist through sumarian records in their interview today on the official youtube channel.

Ah whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat…………..?

Yeah the record company CEO got blindsided by Bill announcing all of that. I wouldn’t hold my breathe.

Bill happy to risk other people’s money. Like… TFE should just be a digital release or limited vinyl run. No point of lavish reissues for shit that didn’t sell.
Or at least bundle TFE and Chicago Kid into one set.

If they do TFE cannot wait to see the bonus outtake artwork from the cover sleeve

Didn’t this CD have one of those outer boxes with extra big willie? All naked and mottled with his the marksed?

Me and my mom could die happy if we get to finally see that mmmhmm talkin that omf that lil peppermint stick

Wonder if it’ll be big willied or totally flaccid, if they go with the peen shots

Gut tells me flaccid, while my heart does what it usually does about things that could b waaaaaaaaay cooler than they always godammit are

ZWAN BC
ZWAN AD
TROLLING
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Willy getting vaxxed up? Muah [chefs kiss]

Yeah big willie finally bit the butterfly wing b/c when u have literally dozens of devoted followers it’s important to during this time please uncertainly understand that this new normal is going to be like the dawn of breaking day and so come back harder stronger, take that second shift, get them bucks, rape that mother, fill her water so full of poison the fish slit their oh my gosh their slippery barbed lil throats, get that promotion, that deal, that breakthrough, that new program that can sends u to heaven and back, b/c we’re all in this all in this