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wHATcOLOR 04-10-2020 01:09 AM

shelter in place, man. social distancing

yo soy el mejor 04-10-2020 01:10 AM

i feel most like a woman when i am engaging in hand to hand combat

yo soy el mejor 04-10-2020 01:13 AM

foofytook is sexist as hell thinking ladies can't be tough and ladies at the same time

he wants a babushka like his mother to iron his shirts and cover her ankles like worm

FoolofaTook 04-10-2020 07:48 AM

Are you proposing?

FoolofaTook 04-10-2020 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR (Post 4538229)
shelter in place, man. social distancing

oh i see how it is. you want to wrassle with manly strangers but we can't sit at a respectful distance from each other in a beauty saloon?

yo soy el mejor 04-10-2020 08:30 AM

my upstairs neighbor (there's only one other apartment) kid is coming over later for a play date. i told the mom recently i'd be happy to help her daughter with homework or give her a break once in a while and she took me up on it. i saw the 7 year old over last weekend and she was blowing bubbles next me talking about how we need to get some snacks, watch youtube videos, and "chill". she thinks i'm so cool :cool: i bought some chips and am gonna get her to help me make cookies. we ain't watching youtube videos, though, cause she can do that at home. i'm tired already.
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FoolofaTook 04-10-2020 08:38 AM

aw

topleybird 04-10-2020 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR (Post 4538229)
shelter in place, man. social distancing








FoolofaTook 04-10-2020 09:26 AM

did you stumble onto varg vikernes's compound?

yo soy el mejor 04-10-2020 10:20 AM


run2pee 04-10-2020 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4538241)
my upstairs neighbor (there's only one other apartment) kid is coming over later for a play date. i told the mom recently i'd be happy to help her daughter with homework or give her a break once in a while and she took me up on it. i saw the 7 year old over last weekend and she was blowing bubbles next me talking about how we need to get some snacks, watch youtube videos, and "chill". she thinks i'm so cool :cool: i bought some chips and am gonna get her to help me make cookies. we ain't watching youtube videos, though, cause she can do that at home. i'm tired already.
'

Thatís not allowed, is it? Or are u all like 1 family unit based on how the buidling is laid out? Donít think u can have ppl just over for like play dates where we are, i would know given itís like the greatest source of sadness for the kids in our house

yo soy el mejor 04-10-2020 10:26 AM

we share common spaces (like the vestibule and backyard) and see each other a lot. the mother came to our apartment the other day to use our printer for her daughter's homework and we were sitting with them in the backyard over the weekend. i guess we operate like a family unit in that we were already exposed enough to each other to not be too worried. she's just coming downstairs and she was in here the other day to say hello to our cats.

yo soy el mejor 04-10-2020 10:31 AM

my next door neighbors (who own the whole building) are on some other shit, though, and are regularly inviting over adults and random kids i've never seen over for bonfires and junk. we got them to move back inside last night by blasting suck a polar bear's dick out the back window.

FlamingGlobes 04-10-2020 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4538258)
my next door neighbors (who own the whole building) are on some other shit, though, and are regularly inviting over adults and random kids i've never seen over for bonfires and junk. we got them to move back inside last night by blasting suck a polar bear's dick out the back window.

And then everyone gave you a standing ovation?

FlamingGlobes 04-10-2020 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Run To Me (Post 4538256)
Thatís not allowed, is it? Or are u all like 1 family unit based on how the buidling is laid out? Donít think u can have ppl just over for like play dates where we are, i would know given itís like the greatest source of sadness for the kids in our house

You don't get it. The rules don't apply to me.

FoolofaTook 04-10-2020 12:30 PM


yo soy el mejor 04-10-2020 03:02 PM

ikr

buzzard 04-10-2020 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King (Post 4538186)
Also, my hair stops growing at a certain length. I don't shave anymore, and I haven't had a haircut in years.

Have you tried severing a limb?

This could be it.

wHATcOLOR 04-10-2020 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4538239)
oh i see how it is. you want to wrassle with manly strangers but we can't sit at a respectful distance from each other in a beauty saloon?

now look here guy. i specified that my proposal for hand to hand combat was to be for after the quarantine is lifted. you made no such specification. and now youíre guilting me for trying to adhere to social distancing practices? i donít think so. homey donít play that

FoolofaTook 04-10-2020 06:10 PM

So ... that's a yes on perms after the quarantine?

wHATcOLOR 04-10-2020 07:39 PM

that’s gonna be a no from me dawg

FoolofaTook 04-10-2020 07:56 PM


wHATcOLOR 04-10-2020 09:09 PM

Dyn-o-mite!

Joey Goldberg 04-10-2020 09:16 PM

where do you get off making that gesture to topleybird, Fool?

FoolofaTook 04-10-2020 09:31 PM

no no you get it all wrong. i am the poor, suffering kitty kat. and the middle finger belongs to the cruel wahtcolor.

:(

yo soy el mejor 04-10-2020 11:33 PM

you and your country club mentality. oh woe to me!

FoolofaTook 04-11-2020 07:54 AM


topleybird 04-13-2020 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King (Post 4538186)
Also, my hair stops growing at a certain length. I don't shave anymore, and I haven't had a haircut in years.

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard (Post 4538318)
Have you tried severing a limb?

This could be it.

In this issue of Wolverine from 1992…



…Logan disguises himself to infiltrate a group of eco-terrorists by closely cropping his hair and putting on some sunglasses. His disguise is nearly ruined several times throughout the day because his hair keeps growing back toward its normal haircut. It always stops at his standard look, though, down to stopping at his usual facial stubble. In short I agree with buzzard that it's best to take your healing factor to the next level and really, really damage yourself.

HTH!

FoolofaTook 04-13-2020 09:24 AM

Help Took's Hobbit?

MplsTaper 04-13-2020 11:47 AM

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