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vixnix 11-03-2022 06:20 AM

I am flabbergasted by slunken and Joey Goldberg. That takes some very disciplined boarding

Disco King 11-03-2022 10:22 AM

Whoever is behind both accounts much have:

1. Trained an AI on all of Mals Marola's posts, murdered Mals as soon as he made his 9,999th post, created an account under the name "Joey Goldberg," and then had the bot continue to post under this account in Mal's style

2. Looked at some crabshack posts, went "oh, I get the gist of it, I'm an asshole" and then proceeded to create a time machine to create the account of "slunken" and post in the style of crabshack before crabshack even debuted (this was the easier of the two, overall)

Disco King 11-03-2022 10:23 AM

(Sorry slunk, couldn't resist that one. I'm just playin'.)

ilikeplanets 11-03-2022 11:34 AM

Who the fuck is crabshack

reprise85 11-03-2022 12:11 PM

slunken is not joey goldberg.

joey goldberg is not slunken

crabshack was slunken

slunken was crabshack

ilikeplanets 11-03-2022 12:47 PM

My commitment to the truth is a strong as Jonathan's commitment to turtles. Do I believe JJ or Reprise? #GoldbergGate

smashingjj 11-03-2022 01:39 PM


ourruseoffools 11-03-2022 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by vixnix (Post 4607707)
I know what it’s like to entertain the thought of dating someone who wouldn’t be a blip on your radar normally. I went to an all girls high school and had a crush on a teacher who looked like Ned Flanders. He was just…all there was available, to think about.

ned flanders is hot tho... great fashion sense and hairline

Disco King 11-03-2022 04:47 PM

Also… have you seen him without his sweater?

buzzard 11-03-2022 10:46 PM

Undercover Boss has pulled off better disguises than crabshack.

Cool As Ice Cream 11-04-2022 09:27 AM


Originally Posted by ovary (Post 4607423)
goddamn that clock is ugly as fuck

fucking ugly indeed

slunken 11-04-2022 06:19 PM

when you've been posting online for so long you become the character

this is billy corgan 101

no i do not run any anon accounts

slunken 11-04-2022 06:23 PM

wait, what am i being accused of?

slunken 11-04-2022 06:26 PM

lol this is me

slunken 11-04-2022 06:36 PM


slunken 11-04-2022 06:39 PM

are you idiots that bored that you need to manufacture some drama?

is this some humiliation ritual?

slunken 11-04-2022 06:51 PM

do i have to make some statement where i'm like uh no idk who joey is but it's not me?

slunken 11-04-2022 07:13 PM

ugh this app stinks

smashingjj 11-04-2022 07:51 PM

What, the netphoria app?

slunken 11-04-2022 09:01 PM


Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4608108)
What, the netphoria app?

no i thought i found an app that would let me dsiguise a number to let people call me

Ram27 11-08-2022 02:29 PM

trying to get a 2nd cat for my apartment and these fucking people are such sick fucking vampires

first they email like 'pay $500' to have a 2nd cat -- FIVE HUNDRED. just...out of thin fucking air, for fucking nothing. fucking fucking fucking monsters

then i email and say 'i already paid $200 for the 1st cat' then they come back and say 'If you are adding a 2nd pet you will need to pay for the 2nd pet deposit, it is a $300 refundable deposit, and bring in vet records.'

which is more reasonable but still. i can't tell if they're clarifying down to 300 or not. and EVEN STILL, THREE HUNDRED for them doing fuck all. absolutely fuck all. it's a cat. were they not going to clean the unit after i leave with the 1 cat??

fucking disgusting fucking fucks.

ilikeplanets 11-08-2022 05:38 PM

That sucks. Renting sucks.

Squish Squash 11-09-2022 03:05 AM

Pretty tough night for the fascists.

yo soy el mejor 11-09-2022 03:25 AM

go outside and find a kitty and take it to the vet. don't ever ask authority about vague stuff. just do it and then blame them for being vague if they make a big deal.

yo soy el mejor 11-09-2022 03:26 AM


Originally Posted by Squish Squash (Post 4608474)
Pretty tough night for the fascists.

omg shut up

Squish Squash 11-09-2022 03:56 AM


topleybird 11-09-2022 10:27 AM


Originally Posted by Squish Squash (Post 4608481)

, 1979

buzzard 11-13-2022 11:06 PM


Originally Posted by vixnix (Post 4599228)
Wellington is awful. I’m not sure now why we came back. It was for some reasons and they are probably good ones. Hopefully some day I will remember

I was in Wellington last week and really liked it. Maybe just Auckland making it look good by comparison?

I'll tell you what, though – the medialunas at Buenos Aires Café just off the corner of Lambton Quay and Grey Street are 100% legitimate and I would be housebound levels of obese within weeks if I lived any closer to them.

vixnix 11-14-2022 04:15 AM

Oh true, that place is good. Are medialunas different to empanadas? I’ve had something there I’ve been calling empanadas, they were very good. The biscuits with the caramel are very good, too

Funny you say that, the last couple of times I’ve been in Auckland I liked it - we’ve thought about moving up once the kids are finished at high school. Wellington feels so small and empty and windy and cold.

vixnix 11-14-2022 04:17 AM

Have just looked up what medialunas are, thank you for giving me something to look forward to at work, tomorrow. They look delicious

FoolofaTook 11-14-2022 12:54 PM

I am at the Santa Barbara cenotes twixt Cuzama y Homun

Bout to go H.A.M. on some empanadas y horchatas.

Will post pics soon.


MyOneAndOnly 11-15-2022 08:27 PM

today was the first time we got 6 eggs in a day from our 7 hens. Only one of our 7 month old hens hasn't layed... or at least we think one hasn't. Hard to tell cause several of them lay identical dark brown eggs with dark speckles.

ilikeplanets 11-15-2022 09:10 PM

My friend got 13 eggs and is trying to hatch them....she sent me a few pics last night of the beginning of that process. She only wants hens.

yo soy el mejor 11-16-2022 09:36 PM

is she sitting on them herself?

yo soy el mejor 11-16-2022 09:37 PM


MyOneAndOnly 11-16-2022 11:48 PM


Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4609559)

trying to figure out how to set up a webcam and stream it 24/7

MyOneAndOnly 11-16-2022 11:55 PM

it would be kind of boring. and their coop where the Egg box is pretty dark. But it seems like a fun project... very 1999.

MyOneAndOnly 11-16-2022 11:59 PM

but my GF said she would figure it out. She works for Disney+ so she should be able to LOL

ilikeplanets 11-17-2022 11:51 AM

Driving my kid to school this morning and this ad comes on the radio:

Hanging out with relatives and cooking all day may be fun for some, but when Granny's got her own baking to do, she heads on down to the Herb Center.
You can always blame it on the tryptophan!
The Herb Center, making family gatherings tolerable since 20XX.

Ha! Got my attention for sure.

ovary 11-17-2022 10:13 PM

i didn't get taylor swift tickets so i have killed myself

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