Cactuar
02-02-2002, 12:51 AM
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View Full Version : So there's 90% chance of me losing my virginity tonite Cactuar 02-02-2002, 12:51 AM http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/eek.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/eek.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/eek.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/eek.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/eek.gif Matt- 02-02-2002, 12:53 AM i guess convincing gramma really pays off? Cactuar 02-02-2002, 12:54 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Matt-: i guess convincing gramma really pays off? </font> HAW! Ghetto_Squirrel 02-02-2002, 12:55 AM No one will believe it without photographic proof. ------------------ Sure, it was fun this morning in the shower when you punched me in the windpipe and took my candy cigarettes... Elvis The Fat Years 02-02-2002, 12:55 AM ill take your place so u can wait till u get married. Cactuar 02-02-2002, 12:56 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel: No one will believe it without photographic proof. </font> I know http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif Saturday Night Siva 02-02-2002, 12:58 AM Invite me along and it will be 100% http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif Graveflower 02-02-2002, 12:59 AM I think you jinxed your chances with this post. Disarmed 02-02-2002, 12:59 AM Remember to bring a flashlight. http://www.timandcatherine.com/Western%20US/Road%20Trips/Utah-Arizona99/slot.jpg ------------------ "Hello. My name is Luke. Luke Warm." Ghetto_Squirrel 02-02-2002, 01:01 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Cactuar: I know http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif</font> I don't know. That might be an adequate excuse. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif ------------------ Sure, it was fun this morning in the shower when you punched me in the windpipe and took my candy cigarettes... sickbadthing 02-02-2002, 01:01 AM i was going to say something. remember to use a condom, put a diaphragm in her, block that with a sponge, shoot some foam in her AND be certain that she's on the pill. Cactuar 02-02-2002, 01:04 AM Condoms, and she's on the pill. I wouldn't be going near her otherwise. Plus she's hot and is nice and likes videogames so i can shout "BUT ITSA ME MARIO" when I cum. SPFreak37 02-02-2002, 01:36 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Cactuar: i can shout "BUT ITSA ME MARIO" when I cum.</font> if that turns her on, she's no real woman...try punching her in the face, girls like that! ------------------ dying of boredom...i'll try it all Ghetto_Squirrel 02-02-2002, 01:38 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Cactuar: Plus she's hot and is nice and likes videogames so i can shout "BUT ITSA ME MARIO" when I cum.</font> If I happened to be drinking anything - which I am not - I'm sure it would be flying out of my nose about now. ------------------ Sure, it was fun this morning in the shower when you punched me in the windpipe and took my candy cigarettes... NegaBenji 02-02-2002, 01:41 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by SPFreak37: if that turns her on, she's no real woman...try punching her in the face, girls like that! </font> No no, pick up a mushroom first then jump on her head Irrelevant 02-02-2002, 01:44 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Cactuar: Plus she's hot and is nice and likes videogames so i can shout "BUT ITSA ME MARIO" when I cum.</font> Glenn: Oh yeah baby, who does all your base belong to? Girl: Oh, Oh, Yuo, Glenn, Yuo! Glenn: AHHHH SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB! *squirt*squirt* Girl: Hello gentlemen. Glenn: What yuo say? *gentlemen enter* Gentlemen: Ha ha ha ha. Girl: Somebody set up us the gangbang! Cactuar 02-02-2002, 01:44 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Irrelevant: Glenn: Oh yeah baby, who does all your base belong to? Girl: Oh, Oh, Yuo, Glenn, Yuo! Glenn: AHHHH SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB! *squirt*squirt* Girl: Hello gentlemen. Glenn: What yuo say? *gentlemen enter* Gentlemen: Ha ha ha ha. Girl: Somebody set up us the gangbang!</font> Kimaira: i took way too much time writing a post about you on netphoria Jumbo Cactuar 9: that's the first AYB laugh i've gotten in a long time Human Replica Droid 02-02-2002, 02:24 AM You jeepin' behind my back? TiaraGurl 02-02-2002, 02:35 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by SPFreak37: if that turns her on, she's no real woman...try punching her in the face, girls like that! </font> YOU =so scary Cactuar 02-02-2002, 03:03 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Human Replica Droid: You jeepin' behind my back?</font> SHE MEANS NOTHING! Ghetto_Squirrel 02-02-2002, 03:14 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Cactuar: SHE MEANS NOTHING!</font> She must, if you're going to use a killer line like the Mario one. ------------------ http://www.toolcity.net/~burt/images/ben2a.jpg Sure, it was fun this morning in the shower when you punched me in the windpipe and took my candy cigarettes... The exploding boy 02-02-2002, 03:44 AM No one believes you Glenn. You don't have to make up stories to make yourself seem cooler, we accept you how you are. ------------------ http://novacoma.homestead.com/files/darkeye.gif ~While i roam the weeks (http://www.mp3.com/novacoma) homeless without her again (http://www.mp3.com/7ven)~ The exploding boy 02-02-2002, 03:45 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Irrelevant: Glenn: Oh yeah baby, who does all your base belong to? Girl: Oh, Oh, Yuo, Glenn, Yuo! Glenn: AHHHH SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB! *squirt*squirt* Girl: Hello gentlemen. Glenn: What yuo say? *gentlemen enter* Gentlemen: Ha ha ha ha. Girl: Somebody set up us the gangbang!</font> I want to say i laughed heartily. Mayfuck 02-02-2002, 03:46 AM Let's show this thread to her. That ought to get her juices going. Elvis The Fat Years 02-02-2002, 03:47 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck: Let's show this thread to her. That ought to get her juices going.</font> lol ------------------ http://www.ibiblio.org/elvis/icon_nix.gif "Who wants to take a shitload of pills with me, Fat Elvis, eat some lard, and shoot some T.V.'s??" meow 02-02-2002, 04:31 AM woohoo!!!! The Sacred and Profane 02-02-2002, 04:51 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck: Let's show this thread to her. That ought to get her juices going.</font><font color=00ccff>Just because you sleep in a drawer. Shandi 02-02-2002, 05:19 PM So did you get laid, Glenn? pale_princess 02-02-2002, 05:27 PM gee, glenn. if you don't get any i guess it means that you really are a f<g>a</g>g! ------------------ - shaunna. 'pumpkins, no. love, yes. james? maybe (http://www.livejournal.com/~shaunna).'- bc 7/2/00 So very sad about me 02-02-2002, 06:58 PM GLENN!!!! Get up! I know its only 9 am there, but you gotta give details http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/redface.gif ------------------ http://www.wsu.edu/~swinn/sex.gif You want to sleep with common people like me (http://smampy.livejournal.com) melancholia 02-02-2002, 07:03 PM rare moment of advice from melancholia: if she's a virgin, make sure to go with a good sense of humor, because mentally, you know what to do, but physically, you don't... so you're going to spend about 15 minutes trying to figure it out. those 15 minutes can be either the funniest, or most humiliating moments of your entire life... especially when you think to yourself, one of the following: "where the fuck is the hole?", "this looks so easy on TV", and "man, if i had this on video, i'd kill myself" make sure that you go for round two later on... it really redeems your self esteem...and most importantly, it's not going to be perfect, don't expect it to be... sometimes laughter in the bedroom is better than anything. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif good luck there, big boy. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif *jenn* I Ate My Hamster 02-02-2002, 07:05 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia: rare moment of advice from melancholia: if she's a virgin, make sure to go with a good sense of humor, because mentally, you know what to do, but physically, you don't... so you're going to spend about 15 minutes trying to figure it out. those 15 minutes can be either the funniest, or most humiliating moments of your entire life... especially when you think to yourself, one of the following: "where the fuck is the hole?", "this looks so easy on TV", and "man, if i had this on video, i'd kill myself" make sure that you go for round two later on... it really redeems your self esteem...and most importantly, it's not going to be perfect, don't expect it to be... sometimes laughter in the bedroom is better than anything. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif good luck there, big boy. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif *jenn*</font> Well, that might of helped about 12 hours ago. Now we just have to wait for Glenn to come back. I hope he didn't jump off anything tall.. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif nevermind 02-02-2002, 07:06 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia: rare moment of advice from melancholia: if she's a virgin, make sure to go with a good sense of humor, because mentally, you know what to do, but physically, you don't... so you're going to spend about 15 minutes trying to figure it out. those 15 minutes can be either the funniest, or most humiliating moments of your entire life... especially when you think to yourself, one of the following: "where the fuck is the hole?", "this looks so easy on TV", and "man, if i had this on video, i'd kill myself" make sure that you go for round two later on... it really redeems your self esteem...and most importantly, it's not going to be perfect, don't expect it to be... sometimes laughter in the bedroom is better than anything. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif good luck there, big boy. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif *jenn*</font> trust me, this slut REALLY knows what shes talking about. you should always take advice from this dumbfuck. *nods* melancholia 02-02-2002, 07:07 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster: Well, that might of helped about 12 hours ago. Now we just have to wait for Glenn to come back. I hope he didn't jump off anything tall.. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif</font> shit, i really should have looked at the time of his post... aww... melancholia 02-02-2002, 07:08 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by nevermind: trust me, this slut REALLY knows what shes talking about. you should always take advice from this dumbfuck. *nods*</font> actually, you should...when you lose your virginity, you'll know what i'm talking about too. nevermind 02-02-2002, 07:12 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia: actually, you should...when you lose your virginity, you'll know what i'm talking about too.</font> lol. BUUUURRRRN!! what else whore? hmm? hehe. sickbadthing 02-02-2002, 07:14 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by nevermind: lol. BUUUURRRRN!! what else whore? hmm? hehe. </font> <font face=impact size=10><marquee>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#FF0000>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#FF8800>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#FF8800>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#FFFF00>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#88FF00>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#00FF00>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#00FF88>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#0000FF>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#8800FF>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#FF0088>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#FF8888>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#FF88FF>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#FF0000>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#FF8800>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#FF8800>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#FFFF00>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#88FF00>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#00FF00>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#00FF88>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#0000FF>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#8800FF>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#FF0088>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#FF8888>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#FF88FF>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#FF0000>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#FF8800>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#FF8800>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#FFFF00>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#88FF00>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#00FF00>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#00FF88>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#0000FF>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#8800FF>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#FF0088>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#FF8888>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE<font color=#FF88FF>LOL ROFL LMAO KTHX BYE</marquee></font> ------------------ SHUT UP (http://www.noyen.org) http://www.noyen.org/spendlove/hail_luci.jpg Mr Snatch-O-Rama 02-02-2002, 07:17 PM Kris should like, totally attack people on blamo again. With all the fucking sex threads there he'd have a field day. nevermind 02-02-2002, 07:20 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mr Snatch-O-Rama: Kris should like, totally attack people on blamo again. With all the fucking sex threads there he'd have a field day. </font> uh oh. gettin a it personal now eh?? i feel the butterflies....er..no. thats just you being a dipshit. sorreh. bittertrance 02-02-2002, 07:20 PM cactuar sexor odds... put it in the wrong hole- 3:1 meant to put it in the wrong hole- 2:1 got a hot karl- 10:1 squirt after 10 seconds - 5:1 didn't squirt- 8:1 fitty tucking- 2:1 gave oral- 3:2 went for seconds- even bettling lines close in half an hour Mr Snatch-O-Rama 02-02-2002, 07:22 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by nevermind: uh oh. gettin a it personal now eh?? i feel the butterflies....er..no. thats just you being a dipshit. sorreh. </font> *CUM* I get off on being attacked by you *CUM* Lie 02-02-2002, 07:43 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by bittertrance: cactuar sexor odds... put it in the wrong hole- 3:1 meant to put it in the wrong hole- 2:1 got a hot karl- 10:1 squirt after 10 seconds - 5:1 didn't squirt- 8:1 fitty tucking- 2:1 gave oral- 3:2 went for seconds- even bettling lines close in half an hour</font> What about the odds that nothing happened after all? ------------------ Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear. nevermind 02-02-2002, 07:45 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie: What about the odds that nothing happened after all? </font> which would be the same as the odds of any sane minded person actually even considering fucking you. Affectation 02-02-2002, 07:46 PM <font color=00ff33>Bullshit. You're fat, and always sweaty. Honestly, unless you are pocketing some ruffies, it isn't happening. Lie 02-02-2002, 07:47 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by nevermind: which would be the same as the odds of any sane minded person actually even considering fucking you.</font> Welcome back. ------------------ Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear. nevermind 02-02-2002, 07:47 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Affectation: <font color=00ff33>Bullshit. You're fat, and always sweaty. Honestly, unless you are pocketing some ruffies, it isn't happening.</font> and unless you do meth, you're not cool. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif aint that right affecafag?? nevermind 02-02-2002, 07:47 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie: Welcome back. </font> avoid the facts and get formal, figures. thank you http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif Lie 02-02-2002, 08:01 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by nevermind: avoid the facts and get formal, figures. </font> Yeah, well, I was just thinking, enough about me. Let's talk about you for a change. I wouldn't want to be impolite. ------------------ Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear. nevermind 02-02-2002, 08:02 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie: Yeah, well, I was just thinking, enough about me. Let's talk about you for a change. I wouldn't want to be impolite. </font> how considerate. Brazil.Virex 02-02-2002, 08:11 PM do just like american pie, set a webcam so netphoria can watch your first night Cactuar 02-02-2002, 11:21 PM Head. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/redface.gif bonsor 02-02-2002, 11:26 PM Awesome. ZERO 02-03-2002, 01:04 AM good stuff. tonight it's my turn. The exploding boy 02-03-2002, 01:44 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Cactuar: Head. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/redface.gif</font> loser So very sad about me 02-03-2002, 02:19 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ZERO: good stuff. tonight it's my turn.</font> You're going to give Glenn head tonight??? http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/eek.gif ------------------ http://www.wsu.edu/~swinn/sex.gif You want to sleep with common people like me (http://smampy.livejournal.com) Cactuar 02-03-2002, 02:19 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by So very sad about me: You're going to give Glenn head tonight??? http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/eek.gif </font> Yeah. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/cool.gif Cactuar 02-03-2002, 02:19 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by So very sad about me: You're going to give Glenn head tonight??? http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/eek.gif </font> Yeah. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/cool.gif nevermind 02-03-2002, 02:20 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Cactuar: Yeah. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/cool.gif</font> Yeah. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/cool.gif THRILLHO 02-03-2002, 06:34 AM no one will ever, ever ask you "but did you get head?" again. for that, congrats. numberthirteen 02-03-2002, 06:35 AM reading this thread reminded me of being touched for the very first time ------------------ http://downwardsign.homestead.com/files/storysig.jpg Cactuar 02-03-2002, 06:38 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by THRILLHO: no one will ever, ever ask you "but did you get head?" again. for that, congrats.</font> If they do, they deserve to die. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif Lie 02-03-2002, 07:30 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Cactuar: If they do, they deserve to die. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif</font> But did you get head? ------------------ Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear. mungo 02-03-2002, 08:59 AM *cue madonna* Like a virgin, touched for the very first time Like a vi-ir-ir-irgin with your heartbeat next to mine good on ya mate! now I'm depressed, if he can score and I can't I must be a loser ------------------ http://www.karal.com/new-zealand-flag.gif I wanna be a hero, and have books, movies, tv series, documentaries, songs, porno movies made about me. ZeroDivide 02-03-2002, 09:06 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by mungo: now I'm depressed, if he can score and I can't I must be a loser </font> Same http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif melancholia 02-03-2002, 10:22 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by THRILLHO: no one will ever, ever ask you "but did you get head?" again. for that, congrats.</font> haha... it's ok... you know you're about to lose it when you have this conversation: *kiss* *kiss* You: So...do you wanna? Her: I dunno, do you? You: I'm asking you what you want to do Her: I want to do what you want to do You: Well, what is that? Her: Whatever you want it to be. You: Wanna do it? Her: Sure, if you do. You: I want to Her: Me too. that's when you know for sure. The exploding boy 02-03-2002, 03:48 PM you know there's probably a reason why she didn't go farther then head. Did you take off all your clothes? THE MACHINA666 02-03-2002, 03:59 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by The exploding boy: you know there's probably a reason why she didn't go farther then head. Did you take off all your clothes?</font> Holy shit Ariel! Try to avoid low blows here! Hahehahehaheha! The exploding boy 02-03-2002, 06:01 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by THE MACHINA666: Holy shit Ariel! Try to avoid low blows here! </font> http://novacoma.homestead.com/files/AIMOUP.gif ravenguy2000 02-03-2002, 06:07 PM I want details. Did you squeeze her tits? Did you see her tits? Where did you splooge? What happened after? The Maverick 02-03-2002, 06:32 PM i think everyone here is missing the point. Not one of you have asked the MOST important question... did she swallow? j o e ------------------ ::stumbles in drunkenly:: Hey everybody, where did Mary go? Where did Mary go? And where's my only cigarette? Please think for me, I can't bear to... I'll just lie here for a while, Wet myself, wet my bed-- I've readied it all for her, you know Clean sheets, incense, and lots of fluffy pillows-- Now soiled.... And where's my cigarette? Did you check the bathroom?... The bathtub?... She sleeps there sometimes.... Water cleanses, you know, washes dirt away, makes new.... Maybe she... maybe she... maybe she... maybe... Maybe she swam away.... ::exits drunkenly:: mungo 02-03-2002, 06:34 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by The Maverick: i think everyone here is missing the point. Not one of you have asked the MOST important question... did she swallow? j o e</font> and/or: did you snowball, and if so, did you swallow? lord knows I do ------------------ http://www.karal.com/new-zealand-flag.gif I wanna be a hero, and have books, movies, tv series, documentaries, songs, porno movies made about me. The Maverick 02-03-2002, 06:39 PM i would also like to add that, in light of the topic at hand, it was a great honor to be the 69th post. that is all. and never ever snowball. j o e mungo 02-03-2002, 07:59 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by The Maverick: never ever snowball.</font> why not? I enjoy it but I'm one kinky sick motherfucker ------------------ http://www.karal.com/new-zealand-flag.gif I wanna be a hero, and have books, movies, tv series, documentaries, songs, porno movies made about me. StillBecomingApart 02-03-2002, 08:14 PM Italian question: What means "to swallow"? Thanks http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif ------------------ <dndmepunk> you can't use english correctly but you know how to say fuck you, i find that funny <dndmepunk> if you don't know english, you at least know fuck you <dndmepunk> i don't know italian....i don't know italian bad words either http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/excel.jpg (http://www.IofTheMourning.com) http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/hayat.jpg (http://www.IofTheMourning.com/spyder) http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/puchuu.jpg (http://www.rockers.it/forum/) The Maverick 02-03-2002, 08:17 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by StillBecomingApart: Italian question: What means "to swallow"? Thanks http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif </font> when your **** is in a girls mouth (blowjob) and you finally spurt.. the cum had to go somewhere... either down her throat (swallow) or she spits it out. now, if she spits it into YOUR mouth.. that's a snowball. class dismissed. j o e StillBecomingApart 02-03-2002, 08:26 PM Oh thanks. I know what snowballing means http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif In Italy, "to swallow" is called "ingoio" http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif ------------------ <dndmepunk> you can't use english correctly but you know how to say fuck you, i find that funny <dndmepunk> if you don't know english, you at least know fuck you <dndmepunk> i don't know italian....i don't know italian bad words either http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/excel.jpg (http://www.IofTheMourning.com) http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/hayat.jpg (http://www.IofTheMourning.com/spyder) http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/puchuu.jpg (http://www.rockers.it/forum/) mungo 02-03-2002, 08:34 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by StillBecomingApart: Oh thanks. I know what snowballing means http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif In Italy, "to swallow" is called "ingoio" http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif</font> my turn for a question .. more of a request really: can you teach me how to talk dirty in Italian please? grazie. ------------------ http://www.karal.com/new-zealand-flag.gif I wanna be a hero, and have books, movies, tv series, documentaries, songs, porno movies made about me. StillBecomingApart 02-04-2002, 05:59 AM Sure. WARNING: rated 18+. Sexual language. If you want to read, highlight below. <font color="black"> let's start with the basics http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif dick = cazzo pussy = fica or figa tits = tette (tit = tetta) butt = culo sexual related: to fuck = scopare to suck = fare una pompa blowjob = pompino blowjob with swallow = pompino con ingoio assfuck = inculata tit fuck = spagnoletta cum = sborro </font> Maybe I forgot something... http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif ------------------ <dndmepunk> you can't use english correctly but you know how to say fuck you, i find that funny <dndmepunk> if you don't know english, you at least know fuck you <dndmepunk> i don't know italian....i don't know italian bad words either http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/excel.jpg (http://www.IofTheMourning.com) http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/hayat.jpg (http://www.IofTheMourning.com/spyder) http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/puchuu.jpg (http://www.rockers.it/forum/) The exploding boy 02-04-2002, 08:41 PM WARNING: rated 18+. Sexual language. If you want to read, highlight below. <font color="black"> let's start with the basics http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif. Im gonna give you both french and french canadian ones dick = bite/queue pussy = chatte/plotte/con tits = nichons/melons/tetons/tet' butt = cul sexual related: to fuck = baiser/foutre/fourrer to suck = sucer/tailler un pipe blowjob = pipe blowjob with swallow = uh..well swallow is avaler assfuck = enculer tit fuck = commonly called a "crossette indienne" around here. which is very silly. I don't know if they have an expression for it in france. cum = foutre/purée/dèche/sauce to cum = gicler/venir/envoyer la sauce </font> Maybe I forgot something... http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif The Maverick 02-04-2002, 09:10 PM i still wanna know if she swallowed. j o e Cactuar 02-04-2002, 09:12 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by The Maverick: i still wanna know if she swallowed. j o e</font> O:-) |