I might jerk off tonight (not me, travis meeks)

killer_tomato · 09:52 PM

this is a pretty cool thread but i don't think i'll jerk off tonight actually.

alexthestampede · 03-13-2005, 07:52 PM

u wont

Elvis The Fat Years · 03-13-2005, 07:52 PM

spa ced · 03-13-2005, 07:54 PM

night wood

Travis Meekz · 03-13-2005, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexthestampede
u wont

I really wish I knew my testicle's plans for this evering so I could plan accordingly.

The Light · 03-13-2005, 07:54 PM

It sucks when you can't have sex every night or whenever you want it.

neopryn · 03-13-2005, 07:55 PM

already did today

Travis Meekz · 03-13-2005, 07:55 PM

woah, is it my drunken penis or is this tread all silly right now?

Fattening Ass · 03-13-2005, 07:56 PM

Mariner · 03-13-2005, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Travis Meeks
woah, is it my drunken penis or is this tread all silly right now?

it's not just you unless my penis is drunken too

The Light · 03-13-2005, 07:57 PM

I think that would be the only real benefit to being married or livivng with someone. Eventually the novelty of having your toothbrushes in the same holder and your matching towels on the same rack wears off and when this happens, at least you can still have sex like rabbits.

Nimrod's Son · 03-13-2005, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Light
It sucks when you can't have sex every night or whenever you want it.

You're a chick.

Find a bar.

Seriously, this aint rocket science.

Travis Meekz · 03-13-2005, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mariner

it's not just you unless my penis is drunken too

my penis could kick your penis'es ass

Travis Meekz · 03-13-2005, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by neopryn
already did today

was I involved?

Travis Meekz · 03-13-2005, 08:37 PM

nothing yet

killer_tomato · 03-13-2005, 08:39 PM

this isn't a crap thread by any standard but the fact that it's probably the best on netphoria tonight certainly says something about the state netphoria is in.

GlasgowKiss · 03-13-2005, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by killer_tomato
this isn't a crap thread by any standard but the fact that it's probably the best on netphoria tonight certainly says something about the state netphoria is in.

Fuck off and do your essay. You dirty commie.

Travis Meekz · 03-13-2005, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by killer_tomato
this isn't a crap thread by any standard but the fact that it's probably the best on netphoria tonight certainly says something about the state netphoria is in.

you should have seen the original post I made, it was mind blowing.

but Andrew and his stupid server stole it

03-13-2005, 08:57 PM

why rely on a man to give you pleasure when a small battery powered love machine can do it~!!!

Travis Meekz · 03-13-2005, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by that bitch kristin
why rely on a man to give you pleasure when a small battery powered love machine can do it~!!!

my hand's name is Susan bitch, it ain't no man

killer_tomato · 03-13-2005, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Travis Meeks

you should have seen the original post I made, it was mind blowing.

but Andrew and his stupid server stole it

can you try and reproduce its contents or was it one of those spontaneous things that are gone if nobody looks?

Travis Meekz · 03-13-2005, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by killer_tomato

can you try and reproduce its contents or was it one of those spontaneous things that are gone if nobody looks?

I'm not telling

Nimrod's Son · 03-13-2005, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by that bitch kristin
why rely on a man to give you pleasure when a small battery powered love machine can do it~!!!

a small battery operated device can't buy you things and drive you around

then again it doesn't have to listen to your yapping either

nevermind, carry on

Travis Meekz · 03-13-2005, 09:37 PM

ok, I think I am going to

Nimrod's Son · 03-13-2005, 09:38 PM

have fun dude

Travis Meekz · 03-13-2005, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
have fun dude

thanks buddy!

Travis Meekz · 03-13-2005, 10:30 PM

ok, job well done. I wasn't sure if I was going to do that until I saw GreenEggsNSpam post and it was all over after that. For the record, I mentally titty fucked him.

alexthestampede · 03-13-2005, 10:32 PM

49 minutes, record time

Ihaman · 03-13-2005, 10:34 PM

I got laid this morning.

Travis Meekz · 03-13-2005, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexthestampede
49 minutes, record time

well, it was with GreenEggsNSpam afterall

03-13-2005, 07:52 PM	#1
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03-13-2005, 07:52 PM	#2
alexthestampede Banned Location: I am from the sea! Posts: 4,947	u wont

03-13-2005, 07:54 PM	#4
spa ced Braindead Location: Machu Picchu Posts: 15,291	night wood

03-13-2005, 07:54 PM	#6
The Light Apocalyptic Poster Location: turn my headphones up man turn them shits up!!! Posts: 3,892	It sucks when you can't have sex every night or whenever you want it.

03-13-2005, 07:55 PM	#7
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	already did today

03-13-2005, 07:55 PM	#8
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	woah, is it my drunken penis or is this tread all silly right now?

03-13-2005, 07:57 PM	#11
The Light Apocalyptic Poster Location: turn my headphones up man turn them shits up!!! Posts: 3,892	I think that would be the only real benefit to being married or livivng with someone. Eventually the novelty of having your toothbrushes in the same holder and your matching towels on the same rack wears off and when this happens, at least you can still have sex like rabbits.

03-13-2005, 08:37 PM	#15
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	nothing yet

03-13-2005, 08:39 PM	#16
killer_tomato Apocalyptic Poster Location: london Posts: 4,949	this isn't a crap thread by any standard but the fact that it's probably the best on netphoria tonight certainly says something about the state netphoria is in.

03-13-2005, 08:57 PM	#19
that bitch kristin Posts: n/a	why rely on a man to give you pleasure when a small battery powered love machine can do it~!!!

03-13-2005, 09:37 PM	#24
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	ok, I think I am going to

03-13-2005, 10:30 PM	#27
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	ok, job well done. I wasn't sure if I was going to do that until I saw GreenEggsNSpam post and it was all over after that. For the record, I mentally titty fucked him.

03-13-2005, 10:32 PM	#28
alexthestampede Banned Location: I am from the sea! Posts: 4,947	49 minutes, record time

03-13-2005, 10:34 PM	#29
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	I got laid this morning.