may i start a pic post thread?

[Mo]

Originally posted by xtina
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salma hayek!!

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by xtina


I hate my eyebrows.

You're nuts.

They're spectacular.

[AndySlash]

Originally posted by xtina
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God damn you're hot.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by AndySlash


God damn you're hot.

Sorry dude, she's marrying Mariner

[Liquid-J]

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Best eyebrows on the board

last weekend when i was out some guy said... your eyebrows... they are like the eyebrows of the homosexual. where is the unibrow part in the middle?

i did this without the blue: :erm

he was russian i think

[Mariner]

Originally posted by Liquid-J


... your eyebrows... they are like the eyebrows of the homosexual. where is the unibrow part in the middle?

is that a gay russian pick up line, or does he just think every american dude's supposed to look like bert

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by Liquid-J



last weekend when i was out some guy said... your eyebrows... they are like the eyebrows of the homosexual. where is the unibrow part in the middle?

i did this without the blue: :erm

he was russian i think

"You are... how you say... like the homosexual, yes? For men to be kissing? May I be having your call?"

[Mariner]

Originally posted by xtina


I dare you to go to a gay bar and use this line on a guy.
Grow a unibrow first.

motion to recruit severin for this mission

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by xtina
Grow a unibrow first.

Now how in the bloody hell am I supposed to do that

[Mariner]

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Now how in the bloody helll am I supposed to do that

don't worry man, we are way ahead of ya

[Mariner]

plan B: there's always the tried and true pube transfer

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by Mariner


don't worry man, we are way ahead of ya

I love my in-laws

Christmases are going to be ever so delightful

[Axis of Action]

ewwwwwwww

[Mariner]

[Mariner]

Originally posted by xtina


this in-law stuff is over my head.

should we link her nimmy?

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by xtina


this in-law stuff is over my head.

When you marry Mariner and I marry his sisters, we'll be in-laws

I can have you guys over for tea and we can play bridge

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by Mariner


should we link her nimmy?

Sure, but it may queer your deal

It's no skin off my balls though

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by Mariner

what font is that

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by xtina


Just hair?

Why is Mariner queering things?

What's going on, brother?

Just start here

It gets creepier by the minute

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthre...94#post1528894

[Mariner]

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Sure, but it may queer your deal

It's no skin off my balls though

by "link" i meant tell her about bridge and tea

if you think that's gay then i don't know how you're going to get along with my progressive canadian wife

[Mariner]

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
what font is that

marineric

[Mariner]

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Just start here

It gets creepier by the minute

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthre...94#post1528894

we are going to regret this

[DeviousJ]

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
what font is that

Ah netphoria still delivers the deadpan humor

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by Mariner


we are going to regret this

maybe you will

I'm not planning on marrying her

I just plan on cheating with her behind your back

[Mariner]

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
maybe you will

I'm not planning on marrying her

I just plan on cheating with her behind your back

but if she never marries me then you'll never get the chance

the most you could get would be a legit relationship, and come on, we all know that's no fun

[Mo]

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by xtina
I hope you two have a wonderful life together.

I expect that Jess and I will

We'll invite you to the ceremony, don't worry

[Mariner]

Originally posted by xtina
I hope you two have a wonderful life together.

it sounds like we are both going to be old maids

[Liquid-J]

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[beef curtains]

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