Mariner Appreciation Thread.

[Mariner]

Originally posted by neopryn
my entire worldview has just been thrown for a loop

that loop your worldview just hurtled through was actually my wang

i am going to sue for sexual harassment

[drizztduorns]

Originally posted by GlasgowKiss

http://cinesfera.no.sapo.pt/ice%20cube.jpg

lol



and i think Bigswinging was the best thing to happen to this board as long as ive been here. good work, mariner


http://www.magiclibrary.net/rarities...t-do-urden.jpg

[Mariner]

Originally posted by drizztduorns





and i think Bigswinging was the best thing to happen to this board as long as ive been here. good work, mariner

[neopryn]

while i am mariner's biggest fan, i have to say B is beyond even him. no, this troll is not of this world. sent by pakula Himself, begotten, not made. sent to netphoria as its divine savior who will lead us out of darkness.

[Sepiae]

dear mariner,
this is for you:
http://www.westwindcompany.net/image...el%20Heart.jpg

[Mariner]

Originally posted by neopryn
while i am mariner's biggest fan, i have to say B is beyond even him. no, this troll is not of this world. sent by pakula Himself, begotten, not made. sent to netphoria as its divine savior who will lead us out of darkness.

i agree


although the thought of netphoria following a giant, swinging phallus from space to the promised land is pretty hilarious, if not unsurprising

[Mariner]

Originally posted by Sepiae
dear mariner,
this is for you:

dear sepiae,

your post made me feel like these guys

you are awesome

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by xtina
I'm going to marry Mariner.

Originally posted by Mariner


my dick is big

You two will be very happy

In other news, xtina and I are going to be in-laws

[wally]

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[Mariner]

Originally posted by wally
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[Mariner]

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son


In other news, xtina and I are going to be in-laws

that blows my mind

[wally]

Originally posted by Mariner


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[Mariner]

Originally posted by wally

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[Sepiae]

i am watching the hockey game, mariner!!

[Mariner]

Originally posted by Sepiae
i am watching the hockey game, mariner!!

which announcers do you get on your feed?

mazzocco (play by play guy) is definitely hitting the sauce tonight

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by Mariner


that blows my mind

it's worth it just for this

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthre...84#post1526248

[Mariner]

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[chris_bakewell]

Mariner rules!!!

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by Mariner
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[Sepiae]

Originally posted by Mariner


which announcers do you get on your feed?

mazzocco (play by play guy) is definitely hitting the sauce tonight

I have the same ones. He is quite rambunctious.

[Mariner]

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

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[killer_tomato]

dear eric holst,
it has come to my attention that you no longer seem to edit your posts shortly after submitting them. as you are no doubt aware, this sort of behaviour causes me a great deal of grief, and i am beginning to fear that you may outsource nemesis activities relating to your person (hereafter referred to as "my job") to another country where lower labour costs may enable you to hire two or even three nemeses in my stead. i would therefore like to remind you that i am like no other qualified to do my job and that outsourcing would therefore be beneficial to neither of us.
i can only hope that you resume your usual contractual behaviour shortly after i am done with my other duties and assure you that i will for my part do the best.
sincerely yours,
timur wolf

[Mariner]

Originally posted by Sepiae


I have the same ones. He is quite rambunctious.

he actually said dipsy-do that one time, right? and did you hear when he went "lalalaladadadadalalalala"? this is why they don't allow alcohol sales at mariucci

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by Mariner




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[Mariner]

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
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[killer_tomato]

i am sorry mr. holst, but i cannot approve of this cynical and arrogant behaviour

[Mariner]

Originally posted by killer_tomato
i am sorry mr. holst, but i cannot approve of this cynical and arrogant behaviour

cough

[Sepiae]

Originally posted by Mariner


he actually said dipsy-do that one time, right? and did you hear when he went "lalalaladadadadalalalala"? this is why they don't allow alcohol sales at mariucci

I heard the dipsy-do and looked back to my television in consternation.

What is it about announcers late in a season? The Red Sox color dude, Jerry Remy, talked about whipping off his shirt and riding a mechanical bull while having room service deliver him champagne the night the Sox clinched a playoff berth.

Time to score!

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by Mariner


I DANGLED A HUGE ONE OUT FOR YOU

dude

[Mariner]

Originally posted by Sepiae


What is it about announcers late in a season? The Red Sox color dude, Jerry Remy, talked about whipping off his shirt and riding a mechanical bull while having room service deliver him champagne the night the Sox clinched a playoff berth.

ok, i get it, i'll quit complaining about mazzy