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Old 03-07-2005, 11:51 PM   #1
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what's going on over here?

http://www.kelvinist.com/BurningMan/...n%20stroll.JPG

 
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Old 03-07-2005, 11:52 PM   #2
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look at those little wangs
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Old 03-07-2005, 11:53 PM   #3
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Old 03-07-2005, 11:53 PM   #4
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pathetic, isn't it?

 
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Old 03-07-2005, 11:55 PM   #5
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the portly man holding up the newspaper to shield his face made me lol. is that pic from the burning man festival?

also, the guy next to him with the rubber chicken strapped to his dick.

 
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Old 03-07-2005, 11:57 PM   #6
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the portly man holding up the newspaper to shield his face made me lol. is that pic from the burning man festival?
I have no idea what it's from

I was looking for pictures for a school project and searched for "stroll" and that came up on the first page

I found it hilarious and thus shared it with the community

I hope it's a portent of our group in the future

 
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Old 03-08-2005, 12:08 AM   #7
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Old 03-08-2005, 12:11 AM   #8
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OH GOD

make it stop

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Old 03-08-2005, 12:16 AM   #9
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the guy in front of rubber chicken and newspaper man looks a little out of place

"man, i was supposed to be at an accounting convention. how the fuck did I end up here?"

he looks like Mel Kiper Jr.

 
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Old 03-08-2005, 12:19 AM   #10
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the guy in front of rubber chicken and newspaper man looks a little out of place

"man, i was supposed to be at an accounting convention. how the fuck did I end up here?"

he looks like Mel Kiper Jr.
he's probably "finding himself"

what else would you do at those kind of things

 
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Old 03-08-2005, 12:37 AM   #11
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human bodies facinate me

 
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Old 03-08-2005, 12:40 AM   #12
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look at those little wangs
They are bigger than anything you've got in your small dicked family.
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Old 03-08-2005, 12:46 AM   #13
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okay, from right to left starting with the first fully visible person after the pole

1)chick who thinks she's cool by hanging out with naked dudes
2)fat dude who hasn't gotten any in 7 years and 3 months
3)ex frat bastard who uses pickup lines like "your panties must have been washed with windex because I can see my face in them
4) and 6) couple who is way to alter-native for their own good. it takes more than dyeing your hair to stand out kids
5) dude? chick? who cares, they look like a douche
7)old dude who thinks that not having tan lines at the age of 70 is cool. nope, it's just fucking creepy
8)newspaper guy who needs to get over his idiotic "oh jesus, someone may see this picture on the internet!" i mean , really...
9)chick who is wearing clothes. she just wants to look at a bunch of ugly wangs
10)blue hat girl looking at a newspaper when she really wants to look at a bunch of ugly wangs
11)our friend the draft specialist/accountant
12)Toyota of Stuart's of salesman of the month for the month of February
13)if you don't want people to see your dick, obviously you should draw attention to yourself by hanging a rubber chicken and wearing a helmet with fake dreadlocks.
14)dude needs to wear some sunscreen. he could burn his ugly wang

 
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Old 03-08-2005, 01:41 AM   #14
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human bodies facinate me
as funny as pictures like this are, it does inform you - somewhat - of what normal bodies look like, which is sorely lacking in our society these days.

 
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Old 03-08-2005, 01:45 AM   #15
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a friend of mine likes going to a nudist colony occasionally - he says the people there are - in their normal lives - are really stressed out and they go to unwind.

I don't know , i've never thought volleyball played nude was really all that more interesting?

 
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Old 03-08-2005, 01:45 AM   #16
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what's going on over here?
*picture*
When I see things like that, it just makes nakedness and things associated with nakedness (ie. sex) more desensitized for me. Which means I get off less easily.

 
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Old 03-08-2005, 01:46 AM   #17
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as funny as pictures like this are, it does inform you - somewhat - of what normal bodies look like, which is sorely lacking in our society these days.
There is also that point and that IS nice.

 
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Old 03-08-2005, 01:47 AM   #18
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Hi, noir cat, welcome back to nice threads to post in.

 
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Old 03-08-2005, 01:50 AM   #19
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When I see things like that, it just makes nakedness and things associated with nakedness (ie. sex) more desensitized for me. Which means I get off less easily.
that happens to a lot of people - especially if you look at porn - like just looking at someone naked or even people having sex just gets old. Which sucks. Which means by the time we're 65 , we're going to be some kinky old farts.

 
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Old 03-08-2005, 01:50 AM   #20
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hey noir cat

what's happening

 
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Old 03-08-2005, 01:52 AM   #21
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that happens to a lot of people - especially if you look at porn - like just looking at someone naked or even people having sex just gets old. Which sucks. Which means by the time we're 65 , we're going to be some kinky old farts.
Yeah. I, on the other hand, don't really watch a lot of porn. Being a female, words get me off better. But still, it is harder and harder for me to get off when I read "erotica". By the time I'm 65, I just want my genitals and sex drive all carved out of me. That is, if menopause hasn't fixed it by then.

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hey noir cat

what's happening
Not much, I should go on this midnight run.

 
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Old 03-08-2005, 01:53 AM   #22
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Yeah. I, on the other hand, don't really watch a lot of porn. Being a female, words get me off better. But still, it is harder and harder for me to get off when I read "erotica". By the time I'm 65, I just want my genitals and sex drive all carved out of me. That is, if menopause hasn't fixed it by then.
so you've exhausted your nancy friday too eh?

 
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Old 03-08-2005, 01:57 AM   #23
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so you've exhausted your nancy friday too eh?
OMG, SINCE LIEK, NINTH GRADE!!!!1

And www.literotica.com is just too much to sift through. There is just too much dumb shitty writing there.

I love your avatar. It is so H4RDC0R3!!!!!!!1~

(Dang, I actually had to look up the code for that emoticon).

 
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Old 03-08-2005, 02:03 AM   #24
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OMG, SINCE LIEK, NINTH GRADE!!!!1

And www.literotica.com is just too much to sift through. There is just too much dumb shitty writing there.

I love your avatar. It is so H4RDC0R3!!!!!!!1~

(Dang, I actually had to look up the code for that emoticon).
awww thats so nice.

i have all these dogeared nancy friday books which i've read about 1000 times and my Poppy Z Bright series (one of which btw contains a hilarious batman/robin scenario thats too funny!) that just doesnt do its job anymore.

oh i forgot - you'd probably like nerve.com most of it you can read without signing up.

 
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Old 03-08-2005, 02:19 AM   #25
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awww thats so nice.

i have all these dogeared nancy friday books which i've read about 1000 times and my Poppy Z Bright series (one of which btw contains a hilarious batman/robin scenario thats too funny!) that just doesnt do its job anymore.

oh i forgot - you'd probably like nerve.com most of it you can read without signing up.
For further readings, don't forget Anis Nin and... well, just sort through the sexuality section at the bookstores (Barnes and Nobles, Borders). Thanks for the nerve link.

 
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Old 03-08-2005, 02:57 AM   #26
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They are bigger than anything you've got in your small dicked family.
geo has a pussy. im sure she's really insulted by this.

 
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geo has a pussy. im sure she's really insulted by this.
ahahaha.
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geo has a pussy. im sure she's really insulted by this.
But her dad has a small schlong. That's what I'm saying. And she knows.
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Old 03-08-2005, 04:03 AM   #29
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But her dad has a small schlong. That's what I'm saying. And she knows.
okay.. BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW?!1
FAGGOT.
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okay.. BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW?!1
FAGGOT.
All Mexicans have small schlongs. Duh!
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