What did Ernie say when he was asked if he wanted ice cream?

Nate the Grate · 03-07-2005, 05:20 PM

"Sure, Bert!"

Grumble · 03-07-2005, 05:25 PM

Rene Descartes goes into Mcdonald's and orders a Big Mac. The guy behind the counter says, "Do you want fries with that?"
He replies, "I think not".

And then disappears.

Mo · 03-07-2005, 05:26 PM

<3 ernie & bert!

C33 · 03-07-2005, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grumble
Rene Descartes goes into Mcdonald's and orders a Big Mac. The guy behind the counter says, "Do you want fries with that?"
He replies, "I think not".

And then disappears.

i had to read that three times before i got it

but it was funny

GlasgowKiss · 03-07-2005, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grumble
Rene Descartes goes into Mcdonald's and orders a Big Mac. The guy behind the counter says, "Do you want fries with that?"
He replies, "I think not".

And then disappears.

Oh fuck you know you have studied TOO much philosophy when you see the falsehood and cannot find it funny.

neopryn · 03-07-2005, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grumble
Rene Descartes goes into Mcdonald's and orders a Big Mac. The guy behind the counter says, "Do you want fries with that?"
He replies, "I think not".

And then disappears.

highbrow humor isn't going to fly here, bucko.

Grumble · 03-07-2005, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by neopryn
highbrow humor isn't going to fly here, bucko.

*dumbs himself down accordingly*

Why did the blonde woman fall over?

'Cause she's stupid!

Nate the Grate · 03-07-2005, 05:46 PM

get it, "sure, bert"="sherbert".

hahaha!

Mo · 03-07-2005, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by Nate the Grate
get it, "sure, bert"="sherbert".

hahaha!

doesn't matter since the word you mean is spelled S-H-E-R-B-E-T.

meow · 03-07-2005, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by the antipop

doesn't matter since the word you mean is spelled S-H-E-R-B-E-T.

who are you? baby mooney?

Grumble · 03-07-2005, 05:50 PM

A man walks in to a doctor's office with ham in one ear, mustard in the other ear, and a slice of bread on his head.

The doctor says, "You're not eating properly, are you?"

I've always liked that joke. I'm sorry.

Nate the Grate · 03-07-2005, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by the antipop

doesn't matter since the word you mean is spelled S-H-E-R-B-E-T.

whoa, seriously? news to me

ammy · 03-07-2005, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grumble
A man walks in to a doctor's office with ham in one ear, mustard in the other ear, and a slice of bread on his head.

The doctor says, "You're not eating properly, are you?"

I've always liked that joke. I'm sorry.

this is th eonly joke in this thread i enjoyed

Mo · 03-07-2005, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by meow
who are you? baby mooney?

uuh fy, i just wanted to point out that his joke was not funny.

Ghetto_Squirrel · 03-07-2005, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the antipop
doesn't matter since the word you mean is spelled S-H-E-R-B-E-T.

Just to note, there isn't an invisible but pronounced 'R' in there either.

wally · 03-07-2005, 06:51 PM

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

where's my tractor?

pale blue eyes · 03-07-2005, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grumble
Rene Descartes goes into Mcdonald's and orders a Big Mac. The guy behind the counter says, "Do you want fries with that?"
He replies, "I think not".

And then disappears.

Heh. I just got through reading Meditations and Discourse on Methods.

GreenEggsNSpam · 03-07-2005, 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by Nate the Grate
get it, "sure, bert"="sherbert".

hahaha!

hahah sure bert, I LOVE IT

MeAndMyLlama · 03-07-2005, 07:50 PM

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks why the long face?

my favorite corny joke

alexthestampede · 03-07-2005, 07:56 PM

two asian guys ride a motorcycle into a bar

damn i cant find that pic

ndugu · 03-07-2005, 08:01 PM

what did ashton kutcher say when he lost his tractor?

dude, where's my tractor?

LOLOLOSFRSAak!!l!lLOL!

Mooney · 03-07-2005, 09:58 PM

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Originally posted by meow

who are you? baby mooney?

what the fuzz would make you think that? i am completely unique in my uselessness!

GreenEggsNSpam · 03-07-2005, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ndugu
what did ashton kutcher say when he lost his tractor?

dude, where's my tractor?

LOLOLOSFRSAak!!l!lLOL!

Post as Isle.
Let this troll die with dignity.

SuckSuckStyle · 03-07-2005, 10:40 PM

what do ducks get high on?

QUACK

alisonmonster · 03-07-2005, 10:46 PM

two peanuts were walking along the sidewalk and one was asalted.

Mooney · 03-08-2005, 12:47 AM

what's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

...the wheel chair.

wally · 03-08-2005, 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by Mooney
what's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

...the wheel chair.

oh sweet jesus

Mooney · 03-08-2005, 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by wally

oh sweet jesus

apparently my roommate's prof told this one in class today. :erm

wally · 03-08-2005, 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by Mooney

apparently my roommate's prof told this one in class today. :erm

that makes it even better

Eulogy · 03-08-2005, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mooney
what's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

...the wheel chair.

LOL

03-07-2005, 05:20 PM	#1
Nate the Grate Minion of Satan Posts: 6,212	What did Ernie say when he was asked if he wanted ice cream? "Sure, Bert!"

03-08-2005, 12:47 AM	#26
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	what's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? ...the wheel chair. __________________

03-07-2005, 05:25 PM	#2
Grumble Apocalyptic Poster Location: non-local software. Posts: 2,746	Rene Descartes goes into Mcdonald's and orders a Big Mac. The guy behind the counter says, "Do you want fries with that?" He replies, "I think not". And then disappears.

03-07-2005, 05:26 PM	#3
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,988	<3 ernie & bert!

03-07-2005, 05:46 PM	#8
Nate the Grate Minion of Satan Posts: 6,212	get it, "sure, bert"="sherbert". hahaha!

03-07-2005, 05:50 PM	#11
Grumble Apocalyptic Poster Location: non-local software. Posts: 2,746	A man walks in to a doctor's office with ham in one ear, mustard in the other ear, and a slice of bread on his head. The doctor says, "You're not eating properly, are you?" I've always liked that joke. I'm sorry.

03-07-2005, 06:51 PM	#16
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

03-07-2005, 07:50 PM	#19
MeAndMyLlama Location: Is this the rest of our lives? Posts: 2,880	a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks why the long face? my favorite corny joke

03-07-2005, 07:56 PM	#20
alexthestampede Banned Location: I am from the sea! Posts: 4,947	two asian guys ride a motorcycle into a bar damn i cant find that pic

03-07-2005, 08:01 PM	#21
ndugu Demi-God Location: chruch in botwana Posts: 369	what did ashton kutcher say when he lost his tractor? dude, where's my tractor? LOLOLOSFRSAak!!l!lLOL!

03-07-2005, 10:40 PM	#24
SuckSuckStyle Socialphobic Location: you look like you like to hang out. you look like you like to hang out and drink soda Posts: 12,677	what do ducks get high on? QUACK

03-07-2005, 10:46 PM	#25
alisonmonster Minion of Satan Location: gasoline alley Posts: 9,019	two peanuts were walking along the sidewalk and one was asalted.