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03-07-2005, 12:09 PM | #1 |
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Amazing Facts to Startle Your Brain!
1. Dogs have more legs than they do eyes!
2. There are more stars in space than anywhere else! 3. A woman has never given birth to a dolphin! 4. In New Jersey it's illegal to shoot a Jewish widow with a crossbow! 5. If cats could sing, some might choose not to! 6. If you fashioned a giant wand out of glued-together deodorant cans you could attempt to poke the moon with it! 7. Mammals get older, but not younger! 8. The sun is bigger than a house and hotter than freshly baked bread! 9. The faces on Mount Rushmore are bigger than the actual faces of the presidents they represent! 10. There are two vowels in the word 'Road'! |
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03-07-2005, 12:19 PM | #2 |
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:erm
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03-07-2005, 12:21 PM | #3 |
Minion of Satan
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Re: Amazing Facts to Startle Your Brain!
write that all by yourself?
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03-07-2005, 12:22 PM | #4 |
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this kinda made me laugh
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03-07-2005, 12:25 PM | #5 | |
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Re: Re: Amazing Facts to Startle Your Brain!
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03-07-2005, 12:30 PM | #6 | |
Minion of Satan
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03-07-2005, 12:46 PM | #7 |
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man existence is meaningless now.... you changed my entire idealogy system with 10 facts
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03-07-2005, 12:51 PM | #8 | |
Minion of Satan
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Re: Amazing Facts to Startle Your Brain!
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http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/2legdog.jpg :erm |
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03-07-2005, 12:52 PM | #9 |
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03-07-2005, 12:55 PM | #10 |
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EY
fuck you TIMb poor dog ): |
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03-07-2005, 12:56 PM | #11 | |
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it is fucking aweful though!! |
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03-07-2005, 02:10 PM | #12 |
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Well that dog doesn't have more legs than eyes but collectively, as a species, dogs do own more legs than eyes. So the cheeky little thing (the dog, not TIMb) can't discredit my first fact, as much as I know he'd like to.
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03-07-2005, 02:13 PM | #13 |
keeping it to a dull roar
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i like that list and i got a good chuckle otu of it
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03-07-2005, 02:14 PM | #14 |
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11. Rod Stewart invented bread!
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03-07-2005, 02:19 PM | #15 | |
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03-07-2005, 02:21 PM | #16 | |
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03-07-2005, 02:32 PM | #17 |
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penis!
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03-07-2005, 03:18 PM | #18 |
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i made it my away message in the hopes of spreading this knowledge as far as possible
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03-07-2005, 04:46 PM | #19 |
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This stuff could change lives. Nations, even.
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03-07-2005, 04:51 PM | #20 |
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what magazine did you get those from
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03-07-2005, 04:53 PM | #21 |
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is the dog gone >__>
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03-07-2005, 05:00 PM | #22 | |
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03-07-2005, 05:02 PM | #23 |
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well aren't magazines complied from the creative stuff function from hundreds of people's brains? your brain would pale in comparison.
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03-07-2005, 05:04 PM | #24 | |
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03-07-2005, 05:08 PM | #25 |
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then why dont you take over the magazines
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03-07-2005, 05:10 PM | #26 | |
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03-07-2005, 05:13 PM | #27 |
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sounds like YOURE weak
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03-07-2005, 05:14 PM | #28 |
keeping it to a dull roar
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no
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03-07-2005, 05:14 PM | #29 |
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Only spiritually.
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03-07-2005, 05:15 PM | #30 |
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oh shit
i don't think i've ever seen him use an all caps word before |
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