Amazing Facts to Startle Your Brain!

Grumble · 03-07-2005, 12:09 PM

1. Dogs have more legs than they do eyes!

2. There are more stars in space than anywhere else!

3. A woman has never given birth to a dolphin!

4. In New Jersey it's illegal to shoot a Jewish widow with a crossbow!

5. If cats could sing, some might choose not to!

6. If you fashioned a giant wand out of glued-together deodorant cans you could attempt to poke the moon with it!

7. Mammals get older, but not younger!

8. The sun is bigger than a house and hotter than freshly baked bread!

9. The faces on Mount Rushmore are bigger than the actual faces of the presidents they represent!

10. There are two vowels in the word 'Road'!

BeautifulLoser · 03-07-2005, 12:19 PM

TIMb · 03-07-2005, 12:21 PM

write that all by yourself?

mxzombie · 03-07-2005, 12:22 PM

this kinda made me laugh

Grumble · 03-07-2005, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TIMb
write that all by yourself?

My mum typed the last one.

TIMb · 03-07-2005, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grumble

My mum typed the last one.

MeAndMyLlama · 03-07-2005, 12:46 PM

man existence is meaningless now.... you changed my entire idealogy system with 10 facts

TIMb · 03-07-2005, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grumble
1. Dogs have more legs than they do eyes!

http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/2legdog.jpg

:erm

TIMb · 03-07-2005, 12:52 PM

http://darkmark.com/n2/uploads/_4005...opfeatures.jpg

the · 03-07-2005, 12:55 PM

EY

fuck you TIMb

poor dog ):

TIMb · 03-07-2005, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the
EY

fuck you TIMb

poor dog ):

hey! i didn't do it.

it is fucking aweful though!!

Grumble · 03-07-2005, 02:10 PM

Well that dog doesn't have more legs than eyes but collectively, as a species, dogs do own more legs than eyes. So the cheeky little thing (the dog, not TIMb) can't discredit my first fact, as much as I know he'd like to.

Liquid-J · 03-07-2005, 02:13 PM

i like that list and i got a good chuckle otu of it

ndugu · 03-07-2005, 02:14 PM

11. Rod Stewart invented bread!

Xteenmachine · 03-07-2005, 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by ndugu
11. Rod Stewart invented bread!

if you delete this post, i'll delete mine too.

ndugu · 03-07-2005, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Xteenmachine

if you delete this post, i'll delete mine too.

i don't think i could live in such a world

yo soy el mejor · 03-07-2005, 02:32 PM

penis!

mxzombie · 03-07-2005, 03:18 PM

i made it my away message in the hopes of spreading this knowledge as far as possible

Grumble · 03-07-2005, 04:46 PM

This stuff could change lives. Nations, even.

3Marlon3Brando · 03-07-2005, 04:51 PM

what magazine did you get those from

the · 03-07-2005, 04:53 PM

is the dog gone >__>

<__<

Grumble · 03-07-2005, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 3Marlon3Brando
what magazine did you get those from

I made them by using the 'create stuff' function of my brain. It's 100 times more powerful than any magazine known to man.

3Marlon3Brando · 03-07-2005, 05:02 PM

well aren't magazines complied from the creative stuff function from hundreds of people's brains? your brain would pale in comparison.

Grumble · 03-07-2005, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 3Marlon3Brando
well aren't magazines complied from the creative stuff function from hundreds of people's brains? your brain would pale in comparison.

My brain could kick the shit out of ten magazines and still have enough energy left to bitch-slap a local newspaper.

3Marlon3Brando · 03-07-2005, 05:08 PM

then why dont you take over the magazines

Grumble · 03-07-2005, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 3Marlon3Brando
then why dont you take over the magazines

Because they're weak and they disgust me.

3Marlon3Brando · 03-07-2005, 05:13 PM

sounds like YOURE weak

Liquid-J · 03-07-2005, 05:14 PM

Grumble · 03-07-2005, 05:14 PM

Only spiritually.

Mariner · 03-07-2005, 05:15 PM

oh shit

i don't think i've ever seen him use an all caps word before

03-07-2005, 12:09 PM	#1
Grumble Apocalyptic Poster Location: non-local software. Posts: 2,746	Amazing Facts to Startle Your Brain! 1. Dogs have more legs than they do eyes! 2. There are more stars in space than anywhere else! 3. A woman has never given birth to a dolphin! 4. In New Jersey it's illegal to shoot a Jewish widow with a crossbow! 5. If cats could sing, some might choose not to! 6. If you fashioned a giant wand out of glued-together deodorant cans you could attempt to poke the moon with it! 7. Mammals get older, but not younger! 8. The sun is bigger than a house and hotter than freshly baked bread! 9. The faces on Mount Rushmore are bigger than the actual faces of the presidents they represent! 10. There are two vowels in the word 'Road'!

03-07-2005, 12:21 PM	#3
TIMb Minion of Satan Location: i am the terror that flaps in the night Posts: 6,595	Re: Amazing Facts to Startle Your Brain! write that all by yourself?

03-07-2005, 12:19 PM	#2
BeautifulLoser Socialphobic Location: Middle of somewhere Posts: 13,755	:erm

03-07-2005, 12:22 PM	#4
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	this kinda made me laugh

03-07-2005, 12:46 PM	#7
MeAndMyLlama Location: Is this the rest of our lives? Posts: 2,880	man existence is meaningless now.... you changed my entire idealogy system with 10 facts

03-07-2005, 12:52 PM	#9
TIMb Minion of Satan Location: i am the terror that flaps in the night Posts: 6,595	http://darkmark.com/n2/uploads/_4005...opfeatures.jpg

03-07-2005, 12:55 PM	#10
the Minion of Satan Location: ajksaksak. Posts: 7,794	EY fuck you TIMb poor dog ):

03-07-2005, 02:10 PM	#12
Grumble Apocalyptic Poster Location: non-local software. Posts: 2,746	Well that dog doesn't have more legs than eyes but collectively, as a species, dogs do own more legs than eyes. So the cheeky little thing (the dog, not TIMb) can't discredit my first fact, as much as I know he'd like to.

03-07-2005, 02:13 PM	#13
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	i like that list and i got a good chuckle otu of it

03-07-2005, 02:14 PM	#14
ndugu Demi-God Location: chruch in botwana Posts: 369	11. Rod Stewart invented bread!

03-07-2005, 02:32 PM	#17
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	penis!

03-07-2005, 03:18 PM	#18
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	i made it my away message in the hopes of spreading this knowledge as far as possible

03-07-2005, 04:46 PM	#19
Grumble Apocalyptic Poster Location: non-local software. Posts: 2,746	This stuff could change lives. Nations, even.

03-07-2005, 04:51 PM	#20
3Marlon3Brando Apocalyptic Poster Location: my home is the sea Posts: 4,223	what magazine did you get those from

03-07-2005, 04:53 PM	#21
the Minion of Satan Location: ajksaksak. Posts: 7,794	is the dog gone >__> <__<

03-07-2005, 05:02 PM	#23
3Marlon3Brando Apocalyptic Poster Location: my home is the sea Posts: 4,223	well aren't magazines complied from the creative stuff function from hundreds of people's brains? your brain would pale in comparison.

03-07-2005, 05:08 PM	#25
3Marlon3Brando Apocalyptic Poster Location: my home is the sea Posts: 4,223	then why dont you take over the magazines

03-07-2005, 05:13 PM	#27
3Marlon3Brando Apocalyptic Poster Location: my home is the sea Posts: 4,223	sounds like YOURE weak

03-07-2005, 05:14 PM	#28
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	no

03-07-2005, 05:15 PM	#30
Mariner OB-GYN Kenobi Location: the sea Posts: 17,020	oh shit i don't think i've ever seen him use an all caps word before