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Christine got married yesterday at 3:00 p.m.
Jessica, Deborah and I were witnesses. I was high, Deborah was wearing a Leftover Crack shirt, and Jessica started crying in the middle of it. 'twas very weird and funny at the same time. all of it was so unexpected.
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fuck her!
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lol. but did she wear a wedding gown?
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Who did she get married to?
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nope, she wore a purpleish, tanktop and some pinstripped pants.
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mojo lopez.
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talk about a mojo wedding. did he wear a cowboy hat? |
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that's not even his last name, and the fact that i dont know my friends husbands last name is starting to make me want to cry.
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are they living together yet?
i cant believe those faggots couldnt wait until january. i wanted to go and laugh and interrupt the ceremony. ![]() |
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god damn, and i thought chris was being rude last night.
yeah, they've been living together for a few weeks now.
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who is chris?
and where are they living? this is making me sad... forstanky. |
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I made this thread last night, and chris was being rude so i deleted it and you're being 8902390283x worse.
they're living in some apartments called the montage.
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dang. im not being rude. i just wish they had waiting until january. because i wanted to go. i hope her hubby lets her out of the house when im there. i wanna HANG. but mexican d00ds like that are usually obsessive or protective or whatever.
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we were all there on accident though, well not jessica I demanded that we go and pick up jessica when i found out they were getting married that day.
we were over, gettin' high and then she's like, oh i'm getting married at 3:00 wtf.
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you tellin' me that stanky was high at her own wedding?
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loq. anyhow, will is coming so i gotta jet.
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lol stanky got hitched?? who's next?
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i'm like damn man, who do you thnk i am?!?!
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I can't believe stanky is married!
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man this is making me so sad.
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i told my mom about her getting married and she just laughed. yeah. and because i told her they hadnt been dating very long. she was like 'im glad you're only living with eli and not married to him'.
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but you moving in with eli was pretty much just as bad.
especially because you didn't even tell us. fuck you.
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man! i didnt even tell mah momma. it was like last minute. eli about to go into the bus station. and we were like 'WHOA. I SHOULD GO WITH YOU'... call my mammy. hey im moving to arizona.
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whateva, i dont wanna hear this bologna.
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i thought you guys were my age.
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i just wanted to let you guys know that i'm peeing in my sink instead of the toilette nowadays.
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toilette is like your comb and toothbrush, dog. so the sink is an improvement
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