If you were a porn star your name would be...

[Peasoup Fan '01]

Meady Old Road

[Sepiae]

I expected weirder pet names from you people.

[Peasoup Fan '01]

Originally posted by Sepiae
I expected weirder pet names from you people.

You people? what do you mean YOU people?

Toby Knox

if I changed it to Toby Knocks this would work quite well.

[Helena Handbasket]

Jerome Vinton.

[Blue*Carbonite]

Originally posted by weinerdog35
Take the name of your first pet ..........................Thats your first name
Take the name of the first street you lived on.... Thats your last name

no, that formula is for finding out your DRAG name. yeah.
and mine would be April Sunset.

[Esty]

Mr. Spaulding

I never had a pet.

[relaxor!]

Sidney Quail Ridge.
Awesome.

[Blue*Carbonite]

Originally posted by Esty
Mr. Spaulding

I never had a pet.

omg why not? you don't....hate animals.....do you?

[Esty]

I love animals. My parents never allowed me to have a pet. I would love to get a cat and call it Mallow or Starla. However, with this porn star name thing I should give it a more manly name like, Troy or something.

[mxzombie]

ripley crystal brook hollow

[BlueStar]

I don't remember the first street I lived on...and I don't remember the name of the hamster I had when I was 6. So...I don't know.

[Blue*Carbonite]

Originally posted by Esty
I love animals. My parents never allowed me to have a pet. I would love to get a cat and call it Mallow or Starla. However, with this porn star name thing I should give it a more manly name like, Troy or something.

nah, Troy's kinda gay.
if i was a porn star i would be Trevor Goodchild, and maybe all the random fuckas that whacked off to me (stifles laugh) would get the subtle aeon flux reference.

[Nate the Grate]

Misty Temple

(to be fair, it was North Temple, and I'm a guy so Misty doesn't really work, but whatever)

but if I was a porn star, my name would be Buck Naked.

[Voice Implodes]

Trixie Ursus

[The Pashing Smumpkin]

Jerry Titcher... :erm

[Ensoul]

Bear Riverbend

Sounds like a classic porno dude from the 70s. score.

[meow]

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
no, no.

for the first name it's the last name of your favorite netphorian.
and for the last name it's your nickname for that netphorian.

Meeks Butthole?

[meow]

Originally posted by weinerdog35
Take the name of your first pet ..........................Thats your first name
Take the name of the first street you lived on.... Thats your last name




I would be Winston Oakwood

BJ alderwood.

[skippy]

Spike Galloway.

[keebs]

fred seymour

[DieDiemydarling]

brianna banks the second

[drizztduorns]

bump

[KAT]

Originally posted by weinerdog35
Take the name of your first pet ..........................Thats your first name
Take the name of the first street you lived on.... Thats your last name




I would be Winston Oakwood

Apolo Capri :erm

[Coen]

Robin Doctor Schaepmanstreet

[vanilla]

Heidi Bellaire

[Orchestra]

Thunder Trudeau

[yo soy el mejor]

Darwin Tenth.

[D.]

Originally posted by SuckSuckStyle
current pet w/current address:

ronaldo huntington

what if you don't have a pet. and i live on a street called emanual cleaver 2 blvd. that's not sexxy.

i always knew it as your mother's maiden name and the street you grew up on.
then i'd be seymour armstrong.

[Lie]

Caesar Stone