describe what it feels like to have blue balls

powered by pear · 12-05-2002, 04:43 PM

without using the word death.

Smiley33 · 12-05-2002, 04:44 PM

i like this thread already!

spa ced · 12-05-2002, 05:50 PM

Se siente como muerte, dice Vicente.

Apart · 12-05-2002, 05:53 PM

nowhere in the same league of pain that feminine cramps are, im sure.

12-05-2002, 06:02 PM

blueballs is a great excuse to pressure young, vulnerable girls with low self esteem in to having sex with you.

it feels like someone is gripping your already stiff dick and gripping your balls. it feels like whatever was about to come out of there is lodged inside which probably just the blood which stopped flowing or whatever.

Travis Meekz · 12-05-2002, 06:23 PM

terrible pain. like your nuts just swell up and you can barely move. can't do anything, walking, sitting, laying down hurts. god I am so glad those days of a horny high school freshman are over. any girl now who would intentionally do such a thing should be shot

Czarina · 12-05-2002, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Travis Meeks
any girl now who would intentionally do such a thing should be shot

hmmm... so it can be done intentionally? how would one go about doing this?

Jesse · 12-05-2002, 09:00 PM

I've only had blueballs that hurt bad enough to remember once...and it was December 31, 1999 - January 1, 2000!!!
what a way to enter the millenium

Apart · 12-05-2002, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Czarina

hmmm... so it can be done intentionally? how would one go about doing this?

wow, shes actually asking. this cunt is dumber than she looks!

fallontears · 12-05-2002, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Travis Meeks
terrible pain. like your nuts just swell up and you can barely move. can't do anything, walking, sitting, laying down hurts. god I am so glad those days of a horny high school freshman are over. any girl now who would intentionally do such a thing should be shot

That's about right.

Czarina · 12-05-2002, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Apart

wow, shes actually asking. this cunt is dumber than she looks!

hehe. i don't know how it works... sorry!

bonsor · 12-05-2002, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Czarina

hehe. i don't know how it works... sorry!

Get him really excited...and then stop.

TheJoker · 12-05-2002, 10:30 PM

Like a Hernia.

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12-05-2002, 04:44 PM	#2
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	i like this thread already!

12-05-2002, 05:53 PM	#4
Apart Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,039	nowhere in the same league of pain that feminine cramps are, im sure.

12-05-2002, 06:02 PM	#5
Boner Posts: n/a	blueballs is a great excuse to pressure young, vulnerable girls with low self esteem in to having sex with you. it feels like someone is gripping your already stiff dick and gripping your balls. it feels like whatever was about to come out of there is lodged inside which probably just the blood which stopped flowing or whatever.

12-05-2002, 06:23 PM	#6
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	terrible pain. like your nuts just swell up and you can barely move. can't do anything, walking, sitting, laying down hurts. god I am so glad those days of a horny high school freshman are over. any girl now who would intentionally do such a thing should be shot

12-05-2002, 09:00 PM	#8
Jesse Banned Location: birmingham, al Posts: 223	I've only had blueballs that hurt bad enough to remember once...and it was December 31, 1999 - January 1, 2000!!! what a way to enter the millenium

12-05-2002, 10:30 PM	#13
TheJoker Apocalyptic Poster Location: Seattle Posts: 3,292	Like a Hernia.