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Old 12-04-2002, 01:32 PM   #1
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Red face pic post: your contraceptive of choice.

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Old 12-04-2002, 01:33 PM   #2
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this is just an excuse to brag about your boy's cock size huh

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 01:35 PM   #3
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this is just an excuse to brag about your boy's cock size huh
nah. his cock size doesn't matter to me. it's that he uses his tongue

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 01:35 PM   #5
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nah. his cock size doesn't matter to me. it's that he uses his tongue
does he wear a large-sized condom on his tongue?

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 01:37 PM   #6
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Old 12-04-2002, 01:39 PM   #7
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Old 12-04-2002, 01:39 PM   #8
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Old 12-04-2002, 01:40 PM   #9
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in Italy, TROIA (read, TROHYAH) means WHORE/BITCH.

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 01:41 PM   #10
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Old 12-04-2002, 01:45 PM   #11
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Old 12-04-2002, 01:48 PM   #12
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That's not by choice, loser. I'm willing to bet that you've never even kissed a boy.

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 01:49 PM   #13
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but this is

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 01:51 PM   #14
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what the fuck

is that his diddle propped up like a coke can?

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 01:52 PM   #15
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i feel the <3 in this thread!

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 01:53 PM   #16
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what the fuck

is that his diddle propped up like a coke can?
it's a chastity belt for men

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 01:54 PM   #17
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i feel the <3 in this thread!
<3 <3 <4 <5!!1

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 01:55 PM   #18
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it's a chastity belt for men
it could double as a flashlight holder if you tucked yourself between your legs

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 02:10 PM   #19
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it could double as a flashlight holder if you tucked yourself between your legs
LOL, good one. Actually, the there are many uses. You could put pens in there. "Excuse me sire, do you have a pen I could borrow?" ... "Why, yes, yes I do?"....


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Old 12-04-2002, 02:14 PM   #20
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http://www.onlycondoms.com/images/pr...spermicide.gif
hey! those are the same ones we use... well used before we stopped needing them. ive got a bunch still... condoms suck i hate them... boo hiss

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 02:17 PM   #21
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hey! those are the same ones we use... well used before we stopped needing them. ive got a bunch still... condoms suck i hate them... boo hiss
good to know i won't have to buy new ones when i boink nims!

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 02:29 PM   #22
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Old 12-04-2002, 02:35 PM   #23
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ribbed for her pleasure.

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 04:50 PM   #24
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yeah baby

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Old 12-04-2002, 05:23 PM   #25
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Old 12-04-2002, 05:25 PM   #26
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...and this...

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 09:18 PM   #27
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I like the rhythm method because it is the only method that God approves of. I'm catholic and believe that contraceptives are evil.

 
Old 12-04-2002, 09:35 PM   #28
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I'm catholic and believe that contraceptives are evil.
I think that has become a bit passe' in the Catholic community. Let's wait for another fun and pointless taboo.

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 10:11 PM   #29
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dude i did a search for ortho-novum and i got this article:

http://www.recoilmag.com/news/chewab...rol_pills.html



 
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Old 12-04-2002, 10:32 PM   #30
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funny article. i was waiting for poser onions to pop up

 
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