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Old 11-27-2002, 08:45 AM   #1
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Ok... my friend Ryan just walked in my room and told me something that happened to his best friend Steve last night. I am so revolted I want to vomit.

This is almost too vulgar to post on netphoria... but here...I need to blab to someone about this.

Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. Ok. Fine. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.

He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.

In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.

It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...

He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.

So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else. He dumped her by the way... *shudders*

 
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Old 11-27-2002, 08:51 AM   #2
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Old 11-27-2002, 08:53 AM   #3
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So did she cum or what?!?

 
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Old 11-27-2002, 08:53 AM   #4
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hey man, i warned you it was a gross and vulgar story that just might be too much for netphoria to handle. sorry anyway. *rates own thread 1*

 
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Old 11-27-2002, 08:54 AM   #5
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So did she cum or what?!?
Nope.

 
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Old 11-27-2002, 09:05 AM   #6
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hey man, i warned you it was a gross and vulgar story that just might be too much for netphoria to handle. sorry anyway. *rates own thread 1*
i know, but this one is quite surely one of the most disgusting things i ever heard. really, i nearly have to vomit just thinking of it.

 
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Old 11-27-2002, 09:07 AM   #7
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i know, but this one is quite surely one of the most disgusting things i ever heard. really, i nearly have to vomit just thinking of it.
me too. i dry heaved from hearing the story.

 
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Old 11-27-2002, 10:40 AM   #8
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oh....my.....god.....

 
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Old 11-27-2002, 10:44 AM   #9
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That's VERY dirty!

But.. If a friend tell me that things, I'd laugh hard

 
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Old 11-27-2002, 10:58 AM   #10
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yummy.

jolly rancher anyone?

 
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Old 11-27-2002, 11:07 AM   #11
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LOL... not too many things on the internet turn my stomach or makes me laugh anymore, but that did both. Well done.



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Old 11-27-2002, 11:17 AM   #12
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oh my fucking christ, I just dry heaved

THAT IS SO MOTHER FUCKING DISGUSTING

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Old 11-27-2002, 11:19 AM   #13
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i just want to know if he got head.


no, really, that's bad. really bad.

 
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Old 11-27-2002, 11:20 AM   #14
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That is SO disgusting!! What a dirty slut! I feel bad for that guy. I bet it's a hell of a long time before he ever goes down on another girl.




and for good measure.........

 
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Old 11-27-2002, 11:29 AM   #15
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holy shit, what a dumb bitch. That must have smelled putrid. Ohhhhh fucking hell. Imagine biting into a nodule of PUSS. and then having gonnorrhea of the mouth. What a stupid bitch. Poor guy. I think he's going to use a dental dam for the rest of his life, not to mention swear off Jolly Ranchers.

 
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Old 11-27-2002, 11:29 AM   #16
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that is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. Are you sure that this is totally, 100% true? Sure he's not messing with your bipolar head? If it is true... JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I want to throw up so bad. sljkghsdjghjlsdghslkdhglskdhglks Unbelievable. I don't care, after she told me that I would have knocked her out and threw her down some stairs. The image of that keeps staying in my head. CRUNCH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I want my mommy
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Old 11-27-2002, 11:35 AM   #17
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a NODULE of gonereah??? HAHAHAH FUNNY WORD

but seriously.. thats fuckin sick.

i didnt know gonnereah (i really cant spell) had like peices and shit that *shudders* releases itself. FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Old 11-27-2002, 11:39 AM   #18
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melancholia, please confirm to whether this is real or not or one of those urban legend things. Was he lying? more facts please or a confession would do

 
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Old 11-27-2002, 11:42 AM   #19
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that is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. Are you sure that this is totally, 100% true? Sure he's not messing with your bipolar head? If it is true... JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I want to throw up so bad. sljkghsdjghjlsdghslkdhglskdhglks Unbelievable. I don't care, after she told me that I would have knocked her out and threw her down some stairs. The image of that keeps staying in my head. CRUNCH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I want my mommy
no- there is more to the story... see, even though i'm bipolar and what not (lolz) but everyone on the floor comes to me for advice. god knows why... people just generally gravitate to me for venting purposes. ryan had just gotten off the phone with his friend when it happened, and he came to my door...this was pretty much the conversation:

*knock, knock*
jenn: yeah...come in... hey ryan, what's up?
ryan: jenn, i think i'm going to die.
jenn: whats wrong hun?
ryan: i'm disgusted...
jenn: what happened?
ryan: you remember my friend steve that came over a few weeks ago... the one you bought the blackhaus for?
jenn: yeah... is he okay...
ryan: i wouldn't call him okay...*tells story*
jenn: wow...just...just wow. ugh. seriously...wow.

 
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Old 11-27-2002, 11:43 AM   #20
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i am so glad that i haven't eaten my breakfast yet, nor do i even want to now.

 
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Old 11-27-2002, 11:46 AM   #21
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why are you all disgusted by gonorrhea? it taste pretty good.

 
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Old 11-27-2002, 11:48 AM   #22
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a NODULE of gonereah??? HAHAHAH FUNNY WORD

but seriously.. thats fuckin sick.

i didnt know gonnereah (i really cant spell) had like peices and shit that *shudders* releases itself. FUCK FUCK FUCK

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I didn't know either until I looked online. basically, when it's vaginal it forms pus blisters of sorts... i suppose that a blister formed in a strange way, and from him digging in there for the candy, he knocked it off the vaginal wall and popped it in his mouth before it had the chance to empty itself elsewhere. what grosses me out is how packed that thing must have been with pus in order to feel like a Jolly Rancher in his mouth...and for the record, those fuckers are pretty damn big.... even when sucked down. I swear go god this is true...I'm now getting IMs about it.

 
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Old 11-27-2002, 11:50 AM   #23
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This story was all I needed to see. I've got to be a fucking moron to go look up pictures of those things when I'm about to puke just from reading about them.

 
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Old 11-27-2002, 11:51 AM   #24
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*sigh*

*google image search*

 
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Old 11-27-2002, 11:53 AM   #25
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post them when you find them!

 
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Old 11-27-2002, 11:56 AM   #26
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This story was all I needed to see. I've got to be a fucking moron to go look up pictures of those things when I'm about to puke just from reading about them.
you poor girl. scared for life now. might as well join the church and become a nun now.

 
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Old 11-27-2002, 12:04 PM   #27
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I may not bring teh funneh, but rest assured, I bring teh nasteh.

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you poor girl. scared for life now. might as well join the church and become a nun now.
wtf

 
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Old 11-27-2002, 12:08 PM   #29
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PICTURES OF HOW THIS CAN HAPPEN...DON'T LOOK IF YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO BE DAMAGED BY THIS!!!

http://www-nehc.med.navy.mil/hp/imag...ictures/STD_29

it was basically that, but internally.

 
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