Stop making me think about odd sexual situations

[sawdust restaurants]

Originally posted by Lie
Some moderator I am.

Hey, at least you didn't get unceremoniously dumped.

[noir cat]

Originally posted by Lie
Who are you? I feel like I've missed something.

I have no clue what's ever going on here. Some moderator I am.

I'm undivinemartyr. I thought my custom title would have explained that...

Eh, nm.

[Lie]

Originally posted by noir cat
I'm undivinemartyr. I thought my custom title would have explained that...

Eh, nm.

I noticed your custom title but you're giving off an overwhelmingly masculine vibe so I was doubtful.

[noir cat]

Originally posted by Lie
you're giving off an overwhelmingly masculine vibe so I was doubtful.

THAT'S ME, ALRIGHT!

[pastor]

Originally posted by Lie
Okay, shit, I so need to go to bed. Hopefully I won't have nightmares now.

Hey - my scabies may look like third-degree burns, but rest assured that they provide great lubrication when they begin to pus over from the friction. Yes, even enough for three partners. ******, that penultimate middle partner, will be able to scoop it up and pass it down to our swarthy fringies. How could that image of coordinated copulation possibly be the stuff of nightmares?