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Old 08-05-2004, 01:27 AM   #1
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Default in this thread, I post many pictures.

And you like it.

Friday night, I drove out to Ironton to spend some good quality time with my friends Denise and Todd at their house. Denise made... ... brownies. Yes, that kind of brownies.

Then we sat around and stared at stuff.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...enisestare.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...brownified.jpg

They usually don't look so fucked up.. see?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...todddenise.jpg

Then we sat out on the porch for a few hours, and I told Denise and Todd all about the evil alliance of houses across the street, and how they were plotting our deaths.. but it was okay, because the big blue house on the corner, it was the boss house, and all the other houses had to have any plans approved by the boss house. So as long as we made friends with the boss house, we were okay.

 
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Old 08-05-2004, 01:29 AM   #2
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The story continues the following Monday night.

My boyfriend got back into town around 9:00. I drove the half an hour out to his house. Isn't it beautiful?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...re/jbhouse.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ire/jbyard.jpg

He doesn't have cable, so we did our usual routine of getting fucked up and listening to music.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...danceagain.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ire/kisses.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...hire/hulk2.jpg

 
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Old 08-05-2004, 01:31 AM   #3
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Last night, we decided to go camping.

Aaron forgot his tent poles, so he did the only logical thing and strung his tent up with some rope from a tree.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ghettotent.jpg

Meaghan and Tyler came and hung out for awhile. We all took turns trying to split a huge log with an ax.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4.../tylerchop.jpg

Then it was time to eat. Everyone else wanted to cook their hotdogs on the grill, but I was roughing it. I wanted to do it the wilderness way.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...hire/roast.jpg

Jabe got really into the wilderness thing and decided to fashion a torch. (A stick with straw wrapped around the end, covered in lighter fluid)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...zytorchman.jpg

 
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Old 08-05-2004, 01:32 AM   #4
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That baby in your avatar reminds me of Bobby Hill.

 
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Old 08-05-2004, 01:35 AM   #5
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Your boyfriend is a looker, and you're not bad yourself.

 
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Old 08-05-2004, 01:37 AM   #6
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Your boyfriend is a looker, and you're not bad yourself.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...essmooches.jpg

 
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Old 08-05-2004, 01:45 AM   #7
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Oh yeah. I left out a key part of the story.

Originally, we were going to just go out on the lake in the canoe and not camp out. When we got up in the morning, I said "I'm not going to get a shower just to go out on the lake and get all hot and sweaty and gross again.."

Instead we ended up not going out on the canoe and camping out. I was skankalicious. I woke up this morning and I could literally feel a layer of nasty all over my skin.

 
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Old 08-05-2004, 10:06 AM   #8
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he looks like coldplay.

 
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Old 08-05-2004, 01:53 PM   #9
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he looks like coldplay.
He gets that a lot. That and Thom Yorke. He put Elmer's Glue on his eye once and went to a Halloween party as Thom Yorke. <3

 
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Old 08-05-2004, 03:00 PM   #10
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That baby in your avatar reminds me of Bobby Hill.
"Has anyone smelled today's garbage?"

 
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Old 08-05-2004, 03:01 PM   #11
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hot pockets....

 
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Old 08-05-2004, 03:02 PM   #12
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...re/jbhouse.jpg

this reminds me very strongly of several houses in durham, nc.

 
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Old 08-05-2004, 10:30 PM   #13
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this reminds me very strongly of several houses in durham, nc.
He lives on a rich people street in I-town.

 
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Old 08-05-2004, 10:32 PM   #14
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Todd would make a great woman!

 
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Old 08-05-2004, 10:59 PM   #15
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Todd would make a great woman!
I think so, too!

 
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Old 08-05-2004, 11:12 PM   #16
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I enjoyed your pictures AND your stories.

 
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Old 08-05-2004, 11:17 PM   #17
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I enjoyed your pictures AND your stories.
I'm glad someone did!

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:26 AM   #18
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:27 AM   #19
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:28 AM   #20
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:29 AM   #21
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I'm glad someone did!
And then I went to your photobucket site because I am an e-stalker!

Why the fuck do you have a picture of Ashley Simpson? She is a HORRIBLE fucking actress on 7th Heaven.

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:32 AM   #22
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And then I went to your photobucket site because I am an e-stalker!

Why the fuck do you have a picture of Ashley Simpson? She is a HORRIBLE fucking actress on 7th Heaven.
There was a thread about her here, and my sister had a picture of her in her briefcase so I uploaded it to post it :-X

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:34 AM   #23
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where's/what's i-town?

/ignorance

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:34 AM   #24
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i got nothing to say but give love to this thread

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:35 AM   #25
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where's/what's i-town?

/ignorance
it's what all of us cool kids call Ironton.

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:36 AM   #26
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in what state to you cool kids do this?

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:39 AM   #27
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in what state to you cool kids do this?
Shit, bitch! everyone who's anyone 'round here knows where I'm from!

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 01:01 AM   #28
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he looks like coldplay.
He only really does in that last picture, and that makes my penis sad.

And, Tash, I defended Todd a couple months ago, but now he's really starting to let himself go. In that one pic he looks like my portly Aunt Petunia, who's usually whacked out on Vicodin. Tell him to kindle a few fewer joints and a few more pounds and then get back to me about that wedding engagement.

Also, post regular notices on his progress, as I'm deeply vested in his life at this point.

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 01:22 PM   #29
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He only really does in that last picture, and that makes my penis sad.

And, Tash, I defended Todd a couple months ago, but now he's really starting to let himself go. In that one pic he looks like my portly Aunt Petunia, who's usually whacked out on Vicodin. Tell him to kindle a few fewer joints and a few more pounds and then get back to me about that wedding engagement.

Also, post regular notices on his progress, as I'm deeply vested in his life at this point.
Oh, come on now. Todd just... doesn't take pictures well. He's also really fucking stoned in that picture, and he quit smoking pot a few years ago.. so... I don't know what my point is here, but poor Todd. He asks me at least once a day if I think he looks fat, or makes a comment on how he wishes he were more like his former waifish self.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...isepretrip.jpg

Todd update #1 - He has a cold, and doesn't feel much like playing video games.

 
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