some asshole stole my bicycle - Page 2

08-04-2004, 11:10 PM

they should've left a banana.

Liquid-J · 08-05-2004, 01:48 AM

when i was in middle school, i spent all my money on a white GT Vertigo ST. it even had mags and a gooseneck seatpost. i had pegs on the back too. i loved it, even though the mags made it way too heavy to bunnyhop the way i wanted.

anyhow, this girl in my neighborhood, real name jessica cataldo, codename deepthroat (because she deapthroated a banana on the schoolbus once to show she had no gag reflex), STOLE my pride and joy. she fucking stole my bike.

i just remember being panickey and shit, my bike was gone. well it turns out she bragged to one of her friends who bragged to one of MY friends, and then i knew who took it!!

so i told my dad and he marched over with me to the cataldo's house. i was fucking scared, cause the dad was like 300 lbs, long hair, beard, earring, etc. they had like 7 kids, big time white trash, it was scary. so i thought he would get all irate when we come over there accusing his daughter of stealing my bike.

but he wasn't even surprised and yelled at some little kid watching the tv who had a tail haircut to find jessica.

it was a long time ago, and i don't remember how exactly we found jessica, but i remember her getting on the phone and telling someone to meet us at the pleasant street beach parkinglot in like ten minutes.

so then mr. cataldo, my dad, jessica, rat tail boy, my friend morgan, and myself all walked down to this beach, and by the time we got there, there was my magical white bike, sitting all by itself.

man, it was awkward, but i was sure glad to have my bike back.

point of this story is keep your ear to the ground, because maybe the theif will be bragging about the heist, and that informaiton will reach a friend or osmething, and perhaps you can set up an awkward rendevous (sp?) to get your bike back. i sure hope that happens man, cause i feel your pain. good luck!

Corganist · 08-05-2004, 02:10 AM

Its in the Alamo. In the basement.

Also, this is the guy who took it.

http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/mot...holton/002.jpg

/Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

barden · 08-05-2004, 05:17 AM

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Originally posted by sleeper
that shits the worst. bike theives are some of the worse scum i can think of. them and niggers and/or fat people. when i was like 12 i went to the store to buy milk for my mom and didnt have a lock, so i just rested it by the grocery store window and it was motherfucking stolen. some teenage shitheads were down the way looking at me when i parked it, and im sure it was them. fuck i couldve eaten them alive i was so mad. i went around the block like 10 times with the milk in my hand just hoping to run into one of them and step all over their faces. its rare youre that motivated to fight, its a shame to waste it

stealing in general is a disgusting thing. the moment anyone steals from me, even like a penny, i cant trust them ever again

Man, you obviously have lived a sheltered life, if someone stealing your bike has to be one of the biggest offences against you.

kiwi · 08-05-2004, 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Corganist
Its in the Alamo. In the basement.

Also, this is the guy who took it.

http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/mot...holton/002.jpg

/Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

the memories.

Isle · 08-05-2004, 05:29 AM

its weird you should mention this, only ten minutes ago i watched Jeff Buckley's video for So Real where a gorilla steals his bicycle and rides off

hahaha

smashingjj · 08-05-2004, 05:57 AM

LOL @ this thread

pussies

Why Am I So Ugly? · 08-05-2004, 06:20 AM

lol, where i am from (the netherlands), bikes get stolen all the time.

smashingjj · 08-05-2004, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
lol, where i am from (the netherlands), bikes get stolen all the time.

indeed, we wouldn't even make a topic of it, let alone let it grow to 2 pages

why am i so ugly, yesterday I was at schiphol airport and I saw someone who looked exactly like you

you know, coloured and all

mirrar · 08-05-2004, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by smashingjj
why am i so ugly, yesterday I was at schiphol airport and I saw someone who looked exactly like you

you know, coloured and all

that happened in newfoundland when i was drunk after a show and we screamed WHY AM I SO ULGAAAAAY at the guy :erm

08-04-2004, 11:10 PM	#31
that bitch kristin Posts: n/a	they should've left a banana.

08-05-2004, 01:48 AM	#32
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	when i was in middle school, i spent all my money on a white GT Vertigo ST. it even had mags and a gooseneck seatpost. i had pegs on the back too. i loved it, even though the mags made it way too heavy to bunnyhop the way i wanted. anyhow, this girl in my neighborhood, real name jessica cataldo, codename deepthroat (because she deapthroated a banana on the schoolbus once to show she had no gag reflex), STOLE my pride and joy. she fucking stole my bike. i just remember being panickey and shit, my bike was gone. well it turns out she bragged to one of her friends who bragged to one of MY friends, and then i knew who took it!! so i told my dad and he marched over with me to the cataldo's house. i was fucking scared, cause the dad was like 300 lbs, long hair, beard, earring, etc. they had like 7 kids, big time white trash, it was scary. so i thought he would get all irate when we come over there accusing his daughter of stealing my bike. but he wasn't even surprised and yelled at some little kid watching the tv who had a tail haircut to find jessica. it was a long time ago, and i don't remember how exactly we found jessica, but i remember her getting on the phone and telling someone to meet us at the pleasant street beach parkinglot in like ten minutes. so then mr. cataldo, my dad, jessica, rat tail boy, my friend morgan, and myself all walked down to this beach, and by the time we got there, there was my magical white bike, sitting all by itself. man, it was awkward, but i was sure glad to have my bike back. point of this story is keep your ear to the ground, because maybe the theif will be bragging about the heist, and that informaiton will reach a friend or osmething, and perhaps you can set up an awkward rendevous (sp?) to get your bike back. i sure hope that happens man, cause i feel your pain. good luck!

08-05-2004, 02:10 AM	#33
Corganist Minion of Satan Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,240	Its in the Alamo. In the basement. Also, this is the guy who took it. http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/mot...holton/002.jpg /Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

08-05-2004, 05:29 AM	#36
Isle Braindead Location: Unison Posts: 19,375	its weird you should mention this, only ten minutes ago i watched Jeff Buckley's video for So Real where a gorilla steals his bicycle and rides off hahaha

08-05-2004, 05:57 AM	#37
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,608	LOL @ this thread pussies

08-05-2004, 06:20 AM	#38
Why Am I So Ugly? Apocalyptic Poster Location: in a bottle for 100 years Posts: 3,835	lol, where i am from (the netherlands), bikes get stolen all the time.