I heard Shandi humped Jason Roth

[lucky_13]

Originally posted by Dead

I agree.

i'm sure chris and i would have the least interesting story of all the couples. most of the hookups mystify me.

[Debaser]

Originally posted by bittertrance


the guy standing up circa 2000

eh, fuck. that apartment looks familiar for some reason. oh yeah, that's my apartment.

[Future Boy]

Originally posted by bittertrance


the guy standing up circa 2000

Is that the Gaddrow on the right?

[Debaser]

Originally posted by Future Boy


Is that the Gaddrow on the right?

correct.

[strange_one]

Originally posted by Irrelevant
i was in the room at the time.

meeeeemoriiiiies.

awesome

[strange_one]

Originally posted by lucky_13

i think there should be an expose on all the attempted netphorian relationships. i would be entertained.

like desi's thing.

I wish someone would just spill it

[Ugly]

Originally posted by lucky_13

i think there should be an expose on all the attempted netphorian relationships. i would be entertained.

*roll intro*
TONIGHT ON HARD COPY

HOT INTERNET NERD SEX. A COMMUNITY WHERE IT’S ALL ABOUT THE FUCKING.

Anchor: our top story tonight. The Internet. A website. A collection of a bunch of Net nerds sitting around with a vague association about a band that broke up years ago. However our reporter Balls Hanson discovered there's a seamy underside to this community in this segment we're calling "Netwhoria: Your Daily Assfucking Source.

roll tape on red

BALLS HANSON: This is Netphoria. A website that was created years ago to cover the movements of the 90s alt. rock band. However the people who log onto this site have developed close relationships. Some too close. Some are very dirty. Very VERY dirty.

We interviewed several of the members of this online community and the reports of inter-poster fucking is almost mind-shattering.

"MEOW": Yeah, uh, I knew about this one set of people who were supposed to have done the nasty and I wasn't supposed to talk about it. I mean, these are two people who have never met in their lives but they came together for the sole purpose of slamming the shit out of each other. I can't imagine why.... hey, do you have any weed on you?

INTERVIEWER: Uhhhh..

"MEOW": cuz you know, I could go for a little herb. I be just chillin while watchin America's Top Model. How bout some acid?

INTERVIEWER: Uhhhhh...

BALLS HANSON: Its not the first shocking story to emerge from this website. We tracked down some inside information that led us to believe that two posters actually got married in a drive-through wedding at THIS las vegas chapel. We asked for an interview with both of the parties but were declined repeatedly and immediately banned from posting on the website.

We did however receive this note from one Senator John Kerry. In this letter he says: "I do not know if one of my supporters got married in Vegas. I may have heard of it at one time, but I changed my views on the situation. I cannot clearly state on either side what exactly my role in this particular relationship was. However, I would like to remind everyone that I am a war hero."

So what other sources could we find to tell us more about this rampaging sexual scandals that perpetuate this one website in cyber-space? Well, we really couldn't find anybody who knew anything but we did get to interview this guy.

"FALL DOWN BLUE": hahahhaha. Yeah, those pathetic lonely motherfuckers. There's like, a few people who aren't scum sucking bastards, but the majority of them are just lonely little losers who post too goddamn much. Like that motherfucker Affectation. He thinks he's the shit when I could kick his ass and make him cry like a little bitch.

INTERVIEWER: Uh, this isn't really what I asked. I was wondering if you knew anything about the sexual realtion-

"FALL DOWN BLUE": that fucking Affectation. Did you see the way that he tries to show himself as being cool and badass when he wears red turtleneck sweaters. I showed him, though. I posted a picture of him and put a COCK in there. Comedy fucking genius, I say.

INTERVIEWER: Look, I'd appreciate it if you stayed on topic-

"FALL DOWN BLUE": All those little bitches on that site can bow down to ME! Those fuckers, I work for the goddamn MI6 in Britain and I can send 007 on their asses so hard they won't know what hit them. EVERYONE knows I'm the smartest AND funniest motherfucker to ever grace Netphoria and-

INTERVIEWER: alright, to hell with this. We're leaving.

"FALL DOWN BLUE": WAIT!!! Don't go! I'm... *snif* I'm just so desperately lonely. . .

BALLS HANSON: After we pulled “Fall Down Blue” off our shoes as he wept for us to not leave him alone, we decided to see if we could find anyone else in the know. Our reports did lead us to one source who remained tight-lipped about the whole situation.

SPPUNK: Yeah, some people on Netphoria did dirty stuff with other people. But the most important thing is that every single movie released by the mainstream Hollywood system has been absolute shit.

INTERVIEWER: Uh, that’s not-

SPPUNK: Hey, fuck you buddy! I’m fucking 23 years old and I’m a major movie reviewer! Are you going to doubt what I’m saying?!! ALL MOVIES ARE FUCKING SHITTY SUCKING BULLSHIT!!! I don’t need you doubting me. Fuck off! I’m out of here.

BALLS HANSON: Desperate to talk to someone who actually knew something, we turned up a young teenage girl who says that she too, has been a victim of Netphoria’s depravity.

”STEPHANIE” Yeah, uh, when I first went there, I just really liked Billy and The Smashing Pumpkins. But something about that website and the people who posted on it just changed me. I started posting my tits and I …. I… COCK! SUCK! BALLS! FUCKING! ASS! LICK! RAM!! FUCK ME! FUCK MEEEEEEEE!!!!!

BALLS HANSON: After being investigated by police for attempted sexual misconduct with a minor we managed to get in one more interview before the story was due for tonight’s show.

”NIMROD’S SON”: I could tell you who’s fucking who, but then I’d have to kill you because I work for the US Government. That information is classified. God bless America.

INTERVIEWER: Jesus tapdancin Christ! Can’t anyone give us a straight answer about this fucking website?! Are you all insane?!

”NIMROD’S SON” *getting up and singing* Ohh say can you see? By the dawn’s early light! What so PROUDLY we hailed-

INTERVIEWER: Can you just tell us-

”NIMROD’S SON”: I SAID that information is classified. You’re asking too many questions! *BLAM!*

INTERVIEWER: Argh!

“NIMROD’S SON”: That’s what you get for believing that sack of shit Michael Moore. Vote Bush!

BALLS HANSON But why does this happen? Can't these people just go out and find regular partners like normal human beings? Why do they have to isolate themselves to falling in love, or desiring to bone, someone who is just personified as white text on a screen? We may never know. But, god willing, one day Lindsay Lohan will show her tits. Balls Hanson, Hard Copy, Cyberspace.

ANCHOR: Thank you Balls for that unfunny and pointless report.

BALLS HANSON: (offscreen) I heard that!

ANCHOR: Good!

[Dead]

Dude that was the greatest thing I've read on here in weeks.

[barden]

Originally posted by bittertrance


the guy standing up circa 2000

Heh.

Old School.

[barden]

Originally posted by Ugly


*roll intro*
TONIGHT ON HARD COPY

HOT INTERNET NERD SEX. A COMMUNITY WHERE IT’S ALL ABOUT THE FUCKING.

Anchor: our top story tonight. The Internet. A website. A collection of a bunch of Net nerds sitting around with a vague association about a band that broke up years ago. However our reporter Balls Hanson discovered there's a seamy underside to this community in this segment we're calling "Netwhoria: Your Daily Assfucking Source.

roll tape on red

BALLS HANSON: This is Netphoria. A website that was created years ago to cover the movements of the 90s alt. rock band. However the people who log onto this site have developed close relationships. Some too close. Some are very dirty. Very VERY dirty.

We interviewed several of the members of this online community and the reports of inter-poster fucking is almost mind-shattering.

"MEOW": Yeah, uh, I knew about this one set of people who were supposed to have done the nasty and I wasn't supposed to talk about it. I mean, these are two people who have never met in their lives but they came together for the sole purpose of slamming the shit out of each other. I can't imagine why.... hey, do you have any weed on you?

INTERVIEWER: Uhhhh..

"MEOW": cuz you know, I could go for a little herb. I be just chillin while watchin America's Top Model. How bout some acid?

INTERVIEWER: Uhhhhh...

BALLS HANSON: Its not the first shocking story to emerge from this website. We tracked down some inside information that led us to believe that two posters actually got married in a drive-through wedding at THIS las vegas chapel. We asked for an interview with both of the parties but were declined repeatedly and immediately banned from posting on the website.

We did however receive this note from one Senator John Kerry. In this letter he says: "I do not know if one of my supporters got married in Vegas. I may have heard of it at one time, but I changed my views on the situation. I cannot clearly state on either side what exactly my role in this particular relationship was. However, I would like to remind everyone that I am a war hero."

So what other sources could we find to tell us more about this rampaging sexual scandals that perpetuate this one website in cyber-space? Well, we really couldn't find anybody who knew anything but we did get to interview this guy.

"FALL DOWN BLUE": hahahhaha. Yeah, those pathetic lonely motherfuckers. There's like, a few people who aren't scum sucking bastards, but the majority of them are just lonely little losers who post too goddamn much. Like that motherfucker Affectation. He thinks he's the shit when I could kick his ass and make him cry like a little bitch.

INTERVIEWER: Uh, this isn't really what I asked. I was wondering if you knew anything about the sexual realtion-

"FALL DOWN BLUE": that fucking Affectation. Did you see the way that he tries to show himself as being cool and badass when he wears red turtleneck sweaters. I showed him, though. I posted a picture of him and put a COCK in there. Comedy fucking genius, I say.

INTERVIEWER: Look, I'd appreciate it if you stayed on topic-

"FALL DOWN BLUE": All those little bitches on that site can bow down to ME! Those fuckers, I work for the goddamn MI6 in Britain and I can send 007 on their asses so hard they won't know what hit them. EVERYONE knows I'm the smartest AND funniest motherfucker to ever grace Netphoria and-

INTERVIEWER: alright, to hell with this. We're leaving.

"FALL DOWN BLUE": WAIT!!! Don't go! I'm... *snif* I'm just so desperately lonely. . .

BALLS HANSON: After we pulled “Fall Down Blue” off our shoes as he wept for us to not leave him alone, we decided to see if we could find anyone else in the know. Our reports did lead us to one source who remained tight-lipped about the whole situation.

SPPUNK: Yeah, some people on Netphoria did dirty stuff with other people. But the most important thing is that every single movie released by the mainstream Hollywood system has been absolute shit.

INTERVIEWER: Uh, that’s not-

SPPUNK: Hey, fuck you buddy! I’m fucking 23 years old and I’m a major movie reviewer! Are you going to doubt what I’m saying?!! ALL MOVIES ARE FUCKING SHITTY SUCKING BULLSHIT!!! I don’t need you doubting me. Fuck off! I’m out of here.

BALLS HANSON: Desperate to talk to someone who actually knew something, we turned up a young teenage girl who says that she too, has been a victim of Netphoria’s depravity.

”STEPHANIE” Yeah, uh, when I first went there, I just really liked Billy and The Smashing Pumpkins. But something about that website and the people who posted on it just changed me. I started posting my tits and I …. I… COCK! SUCK! BALLS! FUCKING! ASS! LICK! RAM!! FUCK ME! FUCK MEEEEEEEE!!!!!

BALLS HANSON: After being investigated by police for attempted sexual misconduct with a minor we managed to get in one more interview before the story was due for tonight’s show.

”NIMROD’S SON”: I could tell you who’s fucking who, but then I’d have to kill you because I work for the US Government. That information is classified. God bless America.

INTERVIEWER: Jesus tapdancin Christ! Can’t anyone give us a straight answer about this fucking website?! Are you all insane?!

”NIMROD’S SON” *getting up and singing* Ohh say can you see? By the dawn’s early light! What so PROUDLY we hailed-

INTERVIEWER: Can you just tell us-

”NIMROD’S SON”: I SAID that information is classified. You’re asking too many questions! *BLAM!*

INTERVIEWER: Argh!

“NIMROD’S SON”: That’s what you get for believing that sack of shit Michael Moore. Vote Bush!

BALLS HANSON But why does this happen? Can't these people just go out and find regular partners like normal human beings? Why do they have to isolate themselves to falling in love, or desiring to bone, someone who is just personified as white text on a screen? We may never know. But, god willing, one day Lindsay Lohan will show her tits. Balls Hanson, Hard Copy, Cyberspace.

ANCHOR: Thank you Balls for that unfunny and pointless report.

BALLS HANSON: (offscreen) I heard that!

ANCHOR: Good!

I want your babies.

[Dead]

http://www.skipfoot.com/main%20site%...20Reporter.jpg

BALLS HANSON: Some are very dirty. Very VERY dirty.

[severin]

Originally posted by meow
OMG IM LISTENING TO 08.01.97 IT HAS THE BEST VERSION OF AFH EVER

hmm, i'm kind of proud that i knew what show that was and that they actually played tafh there when i read the date...

[The Gaddrow]

Originally posted by Hyperbole
I was told this about 3 years ago too but didn't think it was interesting enough to relay to anyone.

Not that I think it's ok to go blabbing about people you don't know (or even those that you do) but, I imagine pretty much anyone who cared already knew about this years ago.

[severin]

Originally posted by Ugly


*roll intro*
TONIGHT ON HARD COPY

HOT INTERNET NERD SEX. A COMMUNITY WHERE IT’S ALL ABOUT THE FUCKING.

Anchor: our top story tonight. The Internet. A website. A collection of a bunch of Net nerds sitting around with a vague association about a band that broke up years ago. However our reporter Balls Hanson discovered there's a seamy underside to this community in this segment we're calling "Netwhoria: Your Daily Assfucking Source.

roll tape on red

BALLS HANSON: This is Netphoria. A website that was created years ago to cover the movements of the 90s alt. rock band. However the people who log onto this site have developed close relationships. Some too close. Some are very dirty. Very VERY dirty.

We interviewed several of the members of this online community and the reports of inter-poster fucking is almost mind-shattering.

"MEOW": Yeah, uh, I knew about this one set of people who were supposed to have done the nasty and I wasn't supposed to talk about it. I mean, these are two people who have never met in their lives but they came together for the sole purpose of slamming the shit out of each other. I can't imagine why.... hey, do you have any weed on you?

INTERVIEWER: Uhhhh..

"MEOW": cuz you know, I could go for a little herb. I be just chillin while watchin America's Top Model. How bout some acid?

INTERVIEWER: Uhhhhh...

BALLS HANSON: Its not the first shocking story to emerge from this website. We tracked down some inside information that led us to believe that two posters actually got married in a drive-through wedding at THIS las vegas chapel. We asked for an interview with both of the parties but were declined repeatedly and immediately banned from posting on the website.

We did however receive this note from one Senator John Kerry. In this letter he says: "I do not know if one of my supporters got married in Vegas. I may have heard of it at one time, but I changed my views on the situation. I cannot clearly state on either side what exactly my role in this particular relationship was. However, I would like to remind everyone that I am a war hero."

So what other sources could we find to tell us more about this rampaging sexual scandals that perpetuate this one website in cyber-space? Well, we really couldn't find anybody who knew anything but we did get to interview this guy.

"FALL DOWN BLUE": hahahhaha. Yeah, those pathetic lonely motherfuckers. There's like, a few people who aren't scum sucking bastards, but the majority of them are just lonely little losers who post too goddamn much. Like that motherfucker Affectation. He thinks he's the shit when I could kick his ass and make him cry like a little bitch.

INTERVIEWER: Uh, this isn't really what I asked. I was wondering if you knew anything about the sexual realtion-

"FALL DOWN BLUE": that fucking Affectation. Did you see the way that he tries to show himself as being cool and badass when he wears red turtleneck sweaters. I showed him, though. I posted a picture of him and put a COCK in there. Comedy fucking genius, I say.

INTERVIEWER: Look, I'd appreciate it if you stayed on topic-

"FALL DOWN BLUE": All those little bitches on that site can bow down to ME! Those fuckers, I work for the goddamn MI6 in Britain and I can send 007 on their asses so hard they won't know what hit them. EVERYONE knows I'm the smartest AND funniest motherfucker to ever grace Netphoria and-

INTERVIEWER: alright, to hell with this. We're leaving.

"FALL DOWN BLUE": WAIT!!! Don't go! I'm... *snif* I'm just so desperately lonely. . .

BALLS HANSON: After we pulled “Fall Down Blue” off our shoes as he wept for us to not leave him alone, we decided to see if we could find anyone else in the know. Our reports did lead us to one source who remained tight-lipped about the whole situation.

SPPUNK: Yeah, some people on Netphoria did dirty stuff with other people. But the most important thing is that every single movie released by the mainstream Hollywood system has been absolute shit.

INTERVIEWER: Uh, that’s not-

SPPUNK: Hey, fuck you buddy! I’m fucking 23 years old and I’m a major movie reviewer! Are you going to doubt what I’m saying?!! ALL MOVIES ARE FUCKING SHITTY SUCKING BULLSHIT!!! I don’t need you doubting me. Fuck off! I’m out of here.

BALLS HANSON: Desperate to talk to someone who actually knew something, we turned up a young teenage girl who says that she too, has been a victim of Netphoria’s depravity.

”STEPHANIE” Yeah, uh, when I first went there, I just really liked Billy and The Smashing Pumpkins. But something about that website and the people who posted on it just changed me. I started posting my tits and I …. I… COCK! SUCK! BALLS! FUCKING! ASS! LICK! RAM!! FUCK ME! FUCK MEEEEEEEE!!!!!

BALLS HANSON: After being investigated by police for attempted sexual misconduct with a minor we managed to get in one more interview before the story was due for tonight’s show.

”NIMROD’S SON”: I could tell you who’s fucking who, but then I’d have to kill you because I work for the US Government. That information is classified. God bless America.

INTERVIEWER: Jesus tapdancin Christ! Can’t anyone give us a straight answer about this fucking website?! Are you all insane?!

”NIMROD’S SON” *getting up and singing* Ohh say can you see? By the dawn’s early light! What so PROUDLY we hailed-

INTERVIEWER: Can you just tell us-

”NIMROD’S SON”: I SAID that information is classified. You’re asking too many questions! *BLAM!*

INTERVIEWER: Argh!

“NIMROD’S SON”: That’s what you get for believing that sack of shit Michael Moore. Vote Bush!

BALLS HANSON But why does this happen? Can't these people just go out and find regular partners like normal human beings? Why do they have to isolate themselves to falling in love, or desiring to bone, someone who is just personified as white text on a screen? We may never know. But, god willing, one day Lindsay Lohan will show her tits. Balls Hanson, Hard Copy, Cyberspace.

ANCHOR: Thank you Balls for that unfunny and pointless report.

BALLS HANSON: (offscreen) I heard that!

ANCHOR: Good!

i have nothing but love for this post...

[AndySlash]

Originally posted by Ugly

Fucking genius.

[mpp]

Ok, do you guys realize how incredible that post was?

Ugly, I appreciated that so fucking much. God it was hilarious. I mean, I was laughing out loud throughout the entire thing.

The Fall Down Blue thing was the best.


"I put a COCK in it" hilarious

[lawson]

Originally posted by meow


yeah i only recognize them because i once dated a trader

whoa... that is actually more hardcore netphorian than actually being a trader.

[meow]

oh ugly, you know me better than that - i NEVER call it herb!

[meow]

Originally posted by lawson


whoa... that is actually more hardcore netphorian than actually being a trader.

i figured i could never weasel my way into the circle on my own so i dated a trader for all the inside information.

haha jaykay

[meow]

Originally posted by Mr MacPhisto
http://f.quinto.home.comcast.net/leet1.jpg

i really really really really really really love fares

[Mayfuck]

He also nailed TiaraGurl. I'll never understand how some of these guys get their e-pussy. It's kinda creepy. Oh and good work Ugly.

[Liquid-J]

@ ugly's post!

[Dead]

Originally posted by severin
hmm, i'm kind of proud that i knew what show that was and that they actually played tafh there when i read the date...

True fan alert!

[stefanie]

ahahah!

i don't even give a shit that you misspelled my name, that was so fantastic.

[EverlastingGlaze]

Originally posted by meow


i figured i could never weasel my way into the circle on my own so i dated a trader for all the inside information.

haha jaykay

Lame. I'm insulted...seriously.

[meow]

Originally posted by EverlastingGlaze


Lame. I'm insulted...seriously.

i guess no one around here knows what JAYKAY means

[EverlastingGlaze]

Originally posted by meow


i guess no one around here knows what JAYKAY means

What? You think just because we stop going out means you can tell the world everything I said to you in confidence? Proves you can't be trusted once and for all - period.

[meow]

Originally posted by EverlastingGlaze


What? You think just because we stop going out means you can tell the world everything I said to you in confidence? Proves you can't be trusted once and for all - period.

You weren't the only one that told me about this.

I'm not bickering with you over something so stupid.

[meow]

CATFIGHT! or something!

[Mayfuck]

Oi deja vu.

SImply put it, meow, you're not a person who can be trusted.