weirdest places you've masturbated - Page 2

bornentertainer · 08-03-2004, 09:10 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
That was you?!?!?!

I got head on i-15 on the way to Vegas in broad daylight.

You were the guy in the big rig who was struggling to keep alongside my car? Hope you liked the show!

bornentertainer · 08-03-2004, 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by trykristin
so are you guys bored, horny, or excited by being in public.....OR SOMETHING ELSE ALLTOGETHER?!?!?

Horny and excited about being in public...and I was dared to do it too.

Nimrod's Son · 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by trykristin
so are you guys bored, horny, or excited by being in public.....OR SOMETHING ELSE ALLTOGETHER?!?!?

She pulled down my zipper and put her mouth on my schlong. Who am I to stop her?

3Marlon3Brando · 08-03-2004, 09:13 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
She pulled down my zipper and put my mouth on my schlong.

FAG

bornentertainer · 08-03-2004, 09:13 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
She pulled down my zipper and put my mouth on my schlong. Who am I to stop her?

You can suck your own cock?

Nimrod's Son · 08-03-2004, 09:15 PM

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Originally posted by bornentertainer

You can suck your own cock?

God, I wish. That would certainly save me a shitload of money on prostitutes.

08-03-2004, 09:16 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
She pulled down my zipper and put her mouth on my schlong. Who am I to stop her?

*points at title*

MASTURBATION!!!! not mutual, and not intercourse, and not oral. MASTURBATION!

do you guys wanna read it when i'm done?

Varien · 08-03-2004, 09:35 PM

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Originally posted by Ugly
in a gynmasium bathroom right in the middle of taking an anthropology exam.

Exams are tense. I needed to relax.

I wish i had to have taken that idea up during one of my anthro exams, they would have asked why i was leaving and i just may have said to flog my salty longshoreman

Isle · 08-04-2004, 08:23 AM

in class! i can't believe i didn't get caught.

i_dont_live · 08-04-2004, 08:26 AM

in a room which at one point ended up being my friends little sisters bedroom. of course i didnt know this at the time.

i just get grossed out thinking about her sleeping in the same room i've sprogged in.

sawdust restaurants · 08-04-2004, 05:04 PM

This thread is disappointing.

sppunk · 08-04-2004, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by sawdust restaurants
This thread is disappointing.

If you pay attention, you'll notice a trend between those thoughts and the thread maker.

08-04-2004, 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by sppunk

If you pay attention, you'll notice a trend between those thoughts and the thread maker.

HOW THE FUCK IS HIS DISAPPOINTMENT MY FAULT!!#!@!*)(*!#

GreenEggsNSpam · 08-04-2004, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by mxzombie
so you want a story, eh?

i was sitting in the backseat of my bus on the way home from school and since nobody was around i decided to masturbate. i had napkins available in my backpack, so clean up was a cinch.

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Originally posted by mewl
uhm... my house was the last stop and the ride was always really long and boring and one day i jerked off and came all over the back of the seat in front of me. and it was fun.

You guys cant be fuckign serious?

I cant decide if that's

or :erm

meow · 08-04-2004, 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam

I cant decide if that's or :erm

those are sweet stories

GreenEggsNSpam · 08-04-2004, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by meow

those are sweet stories

I bet your being sarcastic.
So shut up.

I find it shocking that someone can blow a wad in the back of bus, and have no one catch him.

meow · 08-04-2004, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
I bet your being sarcastic.
So shut up.

I find it shocking that someone can blow a wad in the back of bus, and have no one catch him.

im not! they are sweet.

i can only imagine the little kids touching the back of the seat the next day bahahaha

Nimrod's Son · 08-04-2004, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
I bet your being sarcastic.
So shut up.

I find it shocking that someone can blow a wad in the back of bus, and have no one catch him.

I got a BJ on a field trip on the bus once.

Mooney · 08-04-2004, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
I find it shocking that someone can blow a wad in the back of bus, and have no one catch him.

they didn't say anything about not getting caught! that's half the fun.

stefanie · 08-04-2004, 07:18 PM

my grandma's couch in the family room
my grandma's couch in the den
the bathroom at alecia's grandparent's house
the bathroom of a movie theatre

and this kid steve masturbated in the back of the civics class and spooged in someone's book.

GreenEggsNSpam · 08-04-2004, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I got a BJ on a field trip on the bus once.

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Originally posted by stefanie
and this kid steve masturbated in the back of the civics class and spooged in someone's book.

wow... just really, this boggles my mind that people attempt to do things like this.

I think I'm more uptight, and wouldn't feel right in that situation.
I'd fucking be nervous or some shit about it.

stefanie · 08-04-2004, 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam

wow... just really, this boggles my mind that people attempt to do things like this.

I think I'm more uptight, and wouldn't feel right in that situation.
I'd fucking be nervous or some shit about it.

well, i'm pretty sure steve has ADHD, and it was a dare.

08-04-2004, 08:23 AM	#39
Isle Braindead Location: Unison Posts: 19,375	in class! i can't believe i didn't get caught.

08-04-2004, 08:26 AM	#40
i_dont_live Banned Location: Pity For The Pious Posts: 2,892	in a room which at one point ended up being my friends little sisters bedroom. of course i didnt know this at the time. i just get grossed out thinking about her sleeping in the same room i've sprogged in.

08-04-2004, 05:04 PM	#41
sawdust restaurants Fucking Creep Location: On the East Coast Posts: 5,992	This thread is disappointing.

08-04-2004, 07:18 PM	#50
stefanie Braindead Location: minnesota Posts: 17,402	my grandma's couch in the family room my grandma's couch in the den the bathroom at alecia's grandparent's house the bathroom of a movie theatre and this kid steve masturbated in the back of the civics class and spooged in someone's book.