Star Wars - Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

[Nimrod's Son]

Padme and Anakin go to White Castle

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Padme and Anakin go to White Castle

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. nice.



Obi-Wan and Yoda's Bogus Journey

[Nimrod's Son]

Episode III: Dude, Where's My Landspeeder?

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Yoda is: Walking Small

[neopryn]

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Episode III: Dude, Where's My Landspeeder?

This is sheer brilliance

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in other star wars news, someone tell me if this shit looks fake or not.

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More changes to Star Wars on DVD! Guess who Luke sees on Endor with Yoda and Obi-Wan now!!! Click now and forever hold your peace!

Could be fake but I have no idea where the footage of Hayden would have come from if it IS a fake. I don't mind it very much but on the 2nd shot he's giving a super-creepy look that is just supercreepy instead of "Ah, my son saved my life"

[Nimrod's Son]

Episode III: The Divine Secrets of the Yoda Sisterhood

[i_dont_live]

Originally posted by The Pashing Smumpkin


wait and see if its good or not first, you don't want to get stoned on the street do you?

yeah. i wanna get stoned on the street. although having rocks thrown at me wouldnt be fun.



sorry

Without Han Solo, Star Wars movies are unwatchable.

[Buggle]

Star Wars Episode III: Without Han Solo, Star Wars Movies Are Unwatchable

[GlasgowKiss]

Im happy to ignore the new Star Wars films if they are shite. But i CANNOT ignore the fucking SHITE Lucas has done to the origional trilogy.

[i_dont_live]

star wars episode III: I, vader.

one man saw it coming.

Originally posted by GlasgowKiss
Im happy to ignore the new Star Wars films if they are shite. But i CANNOT ignore the fucking SHITE Lucas has done to the origional trilogy.

I have a remastered edition of the original Star Wars on VHS. IT's got none of the new scenes or digital Jabbas and shit, but the picture's been restored.

[i_dont_live]

Originally posted by Ugly
in other star wars news, someone tell me if this shit looks fake or not.

Zip file DIVX

More changes to Star Wars on DVD! Guess who Luke sees on Endor with Yoda and Obi-Wan now!!! Click now and forever hold your peace!

Could be fake but I have no idea where the footage of Hayden would have come from if it IS a fake. I don't mind it very much but on the 2nd shot he's giving a super-creepy look that is just supercreepy instead of "Ah, my son saved my life"

must.calm.down.

lucas.will.die.soon.enough.

so.fucking.angry.

[The Pashing Smumpkin]

Episode 3: Once were Windu

Episode 3.5: Watto becomes of the broken hearted.

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Episode 3: Gone with the Windu

Episode 3: Anakin Goes Absoultely Fucking Ballistic

Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith V. 1.1

Episode 3: Pootie Tarkin

Episode 3: George Loves Money

Episode 3: ARGGGH!! LAVA HOT!! Seriously!!

Episode 3: How General Grevious Got His Groove Back. AGAIN

Episode 3: Fear and Loathing on Kashyyyk

Episode 3: WOOKIE RAMPAGE IN THE 3rd ACT! NO SHIT! We would have done it in ROTJ but we didn't have the coin so we made them Ewoks instead but now I'm a gazillionaire and I've been WANTING TO DO A WOOKIE RAMPAGE IN THE 3rd ACT SINCE 1975 SO NOW I FINALLY GET TO DO IT! YIPPIE!!

Episode 3: Warning - Star Wars Geeks May Commit Suicide At The End of This Movie

Episode 3: Hitler

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more things that will make people bitch.

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& more & more & more.

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Courscant likes to party like its 1999 at the end of the remastered ROTJ, complete with the Jedi temple now inserted.

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As does Naboo. Whoohoo! The Empire's dead. Yehaa!!

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Now is it just me or do Obi-Wan and Yoda look pissed that Anakin gets to be young in the afterlife and score with all the chicks while they're stuck being shrivled and old.

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When I was a kid this was one of my first experiences of bush. However, Lucas freakin even covered that up in the SE's. two more frames and you see some 70s leia bush in all its glory. Go check out those original editions if you think I'm wrong.

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Look how sexy these boys look without matte lines! Hot, hot, hot!

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These weren't that freakin green before

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Ackbar wasn't this blue before, it was white. Maybe they've changed up his ship to insert digital blueness / a wading pool to relax in when the fight against the empire gets too tough.

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Lucas you cheap bastard, if you're fixing every other shot in the movie at least make this look nicer.

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Holy crap, Anakin done lost his eyebrows! (falling in a pit of lava will do that to you) Digital eyebrow removal. Revoultionary, I say!

Can't wait. I dig the changes, its like getting a new movie every few years!

[dishpan]

Originally posted by Ugly

http://koti.mbnet.fi/dukeirot/ep3/dv...-remaster7.png
When I was a kid this was one of my first experiences of bush. However, Lucas freakin even covered that up in the SE's. two more frames and you see some 70s leia bush in all its glory. Go check out those original editions if you think I'm wrong.

can you post a screen cap of that? i dont think ive ever seen the original original version

[Ugly]

Originally posted by dishpan


can you post a screen cap of that? i dont think ive ever seen the original original version

Negative. I actually own a bootleg DVD of the unaltered Return of the Jedi but it doesn't work. That made me very VERY sad.

I have it on VHS but can't screen cap that. Wait... *tries to insert VHS tape into floppy drive* Nope, sorry.

[dishpan]

Originally posted by Ugly


Negative. I actually own a bootleg DVD of the unaltered Return of the Jedi but it doesn't work. That made me very VERY sad.

I have it on VHS but can't screen cap that. Wait... *tries to insert VHS tape into floppy drive* Nope, sorry.

what about with google or some sw fan sites i am sure you know of?
i know this is nerdy but doesnt the very original theatrical version have nudity besides this part? i think i heard that before.

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Originally posted by dishpan


what about with google or some sw fan sites i am sure you know of?
i know this is nerdy but doesnt the very original theatrical version have nudity besides this part? i think i heard that before.

honestly I have no idea where to find it online.

In all seriousness, all I remember about leia's bush is going through it on shuffle and wanking it to a black space when her skirt goes up. Maybe you can only see it in the pan and scan version but I've never seen it mentioned online. Maybe it was just in my head, because after I did that I felt an intense shame and never watched that part again.

You CAN see Oola's boob though. I think in the SE's too. When she's jumpin around trying escape Jabba's chain before being fed to the Racor. Her tits start floppin out all over the place, its pretty cool.

[Isle]

Originally posted by Ugly


Obi-Wan and Yoda's Bogus Journey

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[dishpan]

Originally posted by Ugly

You CAN see Oola's boob though. I think in the SE's too. When she's jumpin around trying escape Jabba's chain before being fed to the Racor. Her tits start floppin out all over the place, its pretty cool.

yeah thats what i heard too i think. i would love to see a screenshot of that if you can find it.

on a related note, as i mentioned in the other thread there is a video on the internet somewhere that shows the "secret" changes lucas made for the SEs. mostly it was frame by frame comparisons between the originals and the SEs showing how lucas cut out a bunch of frames that showed people getting shot by blasters. do you know what i am talking about?

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Originally posted by dishpan



on a related note, as i mentioned in the other thread there is a video on the internet somewhere that shows the "secret" changes lucas made for the SEs. mostly it was frame by frame comparisons between the originals and the SEs showing how lucas cut out a bunch of frames that showed people getting shot by blasters. do you know what i am talking about?

Haven't seen it but I heard the violence in the prison break scene of ANH was toned down. In the original cut the guys go down burning. That and the "CRACK" when Vader throws Captain Antillies against the wall and kills him at the beginning of the movie was muffled or taken out altogether.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by Ugly


Haven't seen it but I heard the violence in the prison break scene of ANH was toned down. In the original cut the guys go down burning. That and the "CRACK" when Vader throws Captain Antillies against the wall and kills him at the beginning of the movie was muffled or taken out altogether.

Lucas should just change it so that instead of killing people Vader throws butterflies at them that whisk them away to a far away land.

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horray for promo posters!





there's one more picture but its not too cool.

concept / fan art complete with actual pics and lines of dialouge from the movie below. whoot!

[hereisnowhy]

I always lol at the coin slots on vader's chest.

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Originally posted by hereisnowhy
I always lol at the coin slots on vader's chest.

The Emperor is a real cheap bastard, he makes him pay for life support.

[redbreegull]

The LOTR titles were established 50 years ago, not 60. I am the biggest Tolkein geek on the entire planet. I've read the books over and over and over. The covers actually have fallen off from so much use.