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Old 10-01-2002, 01:43 AM   #1
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Arrow ATTN : Everyone. New Netphoria Rules.

1) Anyone who types "***" will be warned. If you continue doing it, you WILL be banned. ***ing is allowed in this thread for all the people who wish to be 'funny'.

2) Sig images must be under 60k, and a maximum of 4 lines of text are allowed in your sig. Your sig is also only allowed to be posted ONCE a thread, unless it is small, then it's fine.

3) Nude pictures ONLY in threads clearly labelled - I don't want to be seen looking at that shit at work or school... DO YOU?

4) Using HTML to ruin a thread will result in your BANNING. No warning.

5) You are allowed to ***** sounds, but MIDI only. It sucks for people on a lower than cable connection.



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Old 10-01-2002, 01:45 AM   #2
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In that case, ***.

Hmmm...that's not so funny.

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Old 10-01-2002, 01:49 AM   #3
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3) Nude pictures ONLY in threads clearly labelled - I don't want to be seen looking at that shit at work or school... DO YOU?


so hang on...you're allowed to post nude pics without getting banned, just by saying 'nude pics inside' in the subject line? cool
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Old 10-01-2002, 01:49 AM   #4
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also do I have to post 'gore inside' if I post any pics from ogrish anymore, or doesn't that matter?
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Old 10-01-2002, 01:50 AM   #5
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Glenn making rules? TEH FUNNEH!
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Old 10-01-2002, 01:51 AM   #6
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also do I have to post 'gore inside' if I post any pics from ogrish anymore, or doesn't that matter?

i think you should have to. anything from ogrish is FAR more offensive to my eyes then some nudie pic.
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Old 10-01-2002, 01:54 AM   #7
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fuck these rules
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Old 10-01-2002, 01:55 AM   #8
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Originally posted by Cactuar:
1) Anyone who types "***" will be warned. If you continue doing it, you WILL be banned. ***ing is allowed in this thread for all the people who wish to be 'funny'.
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not that funny http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

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2) Sig images must be under 60k, and a maximum of 4 lines of text are allowed in your sig. Your sig is also only allowed to be posted ONCE a thread, unless it is small, then it's fine.
I like that! That "Julian, PORN SHIZNIT" bitch will have to change that one-page sig

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5) You are allowed to ***** sounds, but MIDI only. It sucks for people on a lower than cable connection.
what is a ***** sound ?

 
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Old 10-01-2002, 02:00 AM   #9
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fuck these rules
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BAN!!
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Old 10-01-2002, 02:03 AM   #10
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also do I have to post 'gore inside' if I post any pics from ogrish anymore, or doesn't that matter?
Same deal. Warn people, UNLESS you're linking, which it then can be used for comedy http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif.
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Old 10-01-2002, 02:04 AM   #11
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2) Sig images must be under 60k, and a maximum of 4 lines of text are allowed in your sig. Your sig is also only allowed to be posted ONCE a thread, unless it is small, then it's fine.
what about julian?

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Old 10-01-2002, 02:09 AM   #12
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Same deal. Warn people, UNLESS you're linking, which it then can be used for comedy http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif.
ok, I can do that. ignore the deer thread then, I made that before I read these rules
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Old 10-01-2002, 02:11 AM   #13
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I guess the new rules ain't THAT bad. I might have a problem with #5 tho http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif
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Old 10-01-2002, 02:14 AM   #14
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Any new rule regarding GOATSE? The Gaddrow said it is forbidden now, and I told him to fuck off...

If people have to use the rule "3" for GOATSE, it will lose all its fun

 
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Old 10-01-2002, 02:16 AM   #15
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These will be being enforced TOMMORROW.

As I won't be an admin until tommorrow.
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Old 10-01-2002, 02:19 AM   #16
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As I won't be an admin until tommorrow.
uh...say that again? YUO = ADMIN? oh my god
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Old 10-01-2002, 02:20 AM   #17
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so *** is okay for how many more hours?

 
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Old 10-01-2002, 02:22 AM   #18
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http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/confused.gif BTW, whats the big deal with ***s ?
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Old 10-01-2002, 02:23 AM   #19
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http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif you're forgetting that the best post of all time (julio's 10,000 post rave) broke all of these rules
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Old 10-01-2002, 02:30 AM   #20
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only midis. fuck that. it should be like sig pics...all sound files (wav, mp3s, midis) should be under 60k.
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Old 10-01-2002, 02:31 AM   #21
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...all sound files (wav, mp3s, midis) should be under 60k.




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Old 10-01-2002, 02:33 AM   #22
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only midis. fuck that. it should be like sig pics...all sound files (wav, mp3s, midis) should be under 60k.
it's a lot harder to check the filesize of an embedded sound than it is a picture, you know. it's a hassle.

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Old 10-01-2002, 02:34 AM   #23
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uh...say that again? YUO = ADMIN? oh my god
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Old 10-01-2002, 02:38 AM   #24
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it's a lot harder to check the filesize of an em< !>bedded sound than it is a picture, you know. it's a hassle.

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we could use the honor system. have all of us put our left hand on the netphoria server and raise out right hand and swear, 'i will only put sounds under 60k inside of threads.'

and why the new rules? this place seemed to be running pretty smooth.
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Old 10-01-2002, 02:39 AM   #25
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Couldn't we post our sigs whenever we want provided that it's only text? I hardly ever post mine anymore but I can see how it might be a problem for people who are addicted to checking the show sig box.

 
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Old 10-01-2002, 02:42 AM   #26
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since you will no doubt be a cock starting tomorrow, i would like to adapt your nazi-like demeanor and ask you to remove your racially inappropriate signature AND avatar.

thank you for your cooperation
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Old 10-01-2002, 02:43 AM   #27
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but I can see how it might be a problem for people who are addicted to checking the show sig box.
*looks at ledrew*
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since you will no doubt be a cock starting tomorrow, i would like to adapt your nazi-like demeanor and ask you to remove your racially inappropriate signature AND avatar.

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Old 10-01-2002, 02:50 AM   #29
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so you're enforcing the actual characters "***" and not ***-behaviour? are one word responses to poll-posts still ok? how about quoting with nothing but a thumbs up or down? how about making a series of posts that could clearly be combined into a single post? how about posting addendums to what you posted instead of editing them in? what if you use "***" in a post that is clearly not a ***? are you going to "**" ***?

oh yeah... ***.

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Old 10-01-2002, 03:03 AM   #30
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2) Sig images must be under 60k, and a maximum of 4 lines of text are allowed in your sig. Your sig is also only allowed to be posted ONCE a thread, unless it is small, then it's fine.
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