On the subject of suicide...unique ways to kill yourself

[DeviousJ]

Originally posted by Satanstick
So I said, 'Hey! Who are these people that pick up other people and beat other people to death with them?'"

[Scarecrow]

Actually I think christ got off easy compared to the apostle peter, cuz when you think about it, getting crucified upside down means more of your gravity is centered towards the earth resulting in more rapid tearing of the flesh...

although the blood could have rushed to peters brain, leading to a premature death.

[Lie]

Originally posted by Satanstick
Stick your head in the turkey just after it comes out of the oven preferably during the Christmas Day™ family gathering but a Thanksgiving Day™ end may also serve your purposes. Your timing really depends on your own peculiar circumstances.
Run around banging into family members all the while flailing your arms. You can never go wrong flailing your arms when trying to kill yourself. The more flailing the better.
Go into a room that can be easily locked so you won't be accidentally saved by well meaning but inconsiderate friends or family members.
[Alternatively you can just flee the house and run through the streets aimlessly until you pass out. NO ONE in a large city will ever go near someone with a steaming turkey on his head. If you live in a wooded or rural area the best thing to do would be to run off into the wilderness so your body can be found with all sorts of gnaw marks on it from the multitude of animals that will flock to your decaying carcass (and the turkey's too).]

Oh my GOD. I can't stop laughing.

[Lie]

Originally posted by Scarecrow
Actually I think christ got off easy compared to the apostle peter, cuz when you think about it, getting crucified upside down means more of your gravity is centered towards the earth resulting in more rapid tearing of the flesh...

although the blood could have rushed to peters brain, leading to a premature death.

Didn't he request to be crucified that way, though?

[Tatsuma]

i think i would buy a webcam, bring a knife and a gun next to it, i would post on as many chatroom and board that i post at on a saturday night, saying, come look at my webcam for something you'll never see or ME NEKKID or any bullshit that makes people drawn towards looking at your fucking webcam, and when i know i got as many people as i can i'd stab myself repeatidly in the chest, then i would blow my brain out, while trying to be sure to be in a right position so my head falls near the webcam and they can see my brain mostly out of my head too (if there was some blood on it it would had a major effect too) and i would make sure at least one person is taping it so it can be sent at www.ogrish.com and i can always be remembered as "that fucking freak who killed himself live on internet"

[Shattered]

Originally posted by peabody
i'd love to jump off of the sears tower. that'd be fun!

I've always wanted to die like that..but not exactly like that..I thought jumping off an airplane without a parachute would be a much better way to kill myself..but yea..good choice..

Did you know..? There are 10 fun ways to kill yourself..I'm just too lazy to finish..

- fight with deadly animals

- jerk until you pop a vein or something..

- shove a stick of dynamite up your ass..(works best when lit)

- listen to a boy band..if you don't die from the excess stupidity from the first five minutes..then you'll probably go into a coma..

- listen to George W Bush for five minutes..same reason as above

- jump off the front of a boat

- Eat Jello with broken glass shards in it..(New cherry flavored jello with glass shards coming out in December)

- deepthroat a cactus

- hang

[ammy]

my all time favorite was, and still is, "slit my wrists and die a whore" .. slit your wrists and have crazy fantastic sex, and by the time you've orgasmed or when you do you're blood will flow faster and faster and you will die happy..

[Smiley33]

Originally posted by Ammy
my all time favorite was, and still is, "slit my wrists and die a whore" .. slit your wrists and have crazy fantastic sex, and by the time you've orgasmed or when you do you're blood will flow faster and faster and you will die happy..

see, I don't have a problem with the whole "die during an orgasm" thing, but all that blood would totally ruin my buzz.

[TheJoker]

Originally posted by Smiley33
Go somewhere beautiful, preferably Switzerland. Not tell anyone, not make a big deal about it. Take a train up a mountain in the summertime, and enjoy every second of it. Think of all the cool shit that has happened in my life. Climb a little up a mountain, take off my clothes, take a deep breath and one last look. Effortly walk off a ledge. How do you JUMP, anyway? If I ever did something like that, I'd like to fly for the last few seconds of my life.

beautiful. On a side note, I thought that dressing up as an angel then killing yourself would be a great solution. Use the pain killers and sceraming nazis idea too. Just then you'll be going around blessing people then dying.

[spa ced]

Three words:

Crocodile Death Roll

[rubber]

I think I'd jump out of a plane and then masterbate until I hit the ground.


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[rubber]

Originally posted by melancholia


that's how my dad did it. no one had to see it except for the EMS workers and cops.

u serious?


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