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Old 11-15-2002, 01:17 AM   #31
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Old 11-15-2002, 01:18 AM   #32
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I'm a 12 year old boy who giggles at poop, fart, burp, and other bodily function-related jokes.
No shit. You're going to make the coolest grandmother ever.

 
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Old 11-15-2002, 01:19 AM   #33
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Russian dressing
Actually American in origin, this salad dressing *******s mayonnaise, pimiento, chili sauce (or ketchup), chives and various herbs. Some think that the "Russian" title comes from the fact that earlier versions of this dressing contained CAVIAR, for which Russia has long been famous.

 
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Old 11-15-2002, 01:20 AM   #34
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No shit. You're going to make the coolest grandmother ever.
until they get into their teens, where they'll be embarassed to be seen with me and blame me for eating the candy/spilling the milk/not flushing and i'll be too busy creating "bodily function bingo" to argue my side of the story!

 
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Old 11-15-2002, 01:20 AM   #35
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Old 11-15-2002, 01:21 AM   #36
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really? i was informed that it was a regional thing. plus this longuysland waiter once . i asked for thousand island dressing and he said 'ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT RUSSIAN DRESSING? WTF?' yeah.
lawnguyland might as well be greenland as far as im concerned.

really ive never heard of the regional-ness of the usage, of say, soda/pop proportions.

 
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Old 11-15-2002, 01:21 AM   #37
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Russian dressing is merely ketchup and mayonnaise.
Try a 1:2 ratio and vary to taste.
Thousand island dressing is Russian dressing with some pickle relish added (the relish pieces look like thousands of little islands within the dressing

 
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Old 11-15-2002, 01:26 AM   #38
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ketchup and mayonnaise.
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Old 11-15-2002, 01:31 AM   #39
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Thousand Island has to be the worst salad dressing ever created. What was Sophia Lalonde thinking? "Let's just see what condiments we have in the cupboard that I can mix together and dump over lettuce?"

 
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Old 11-15-2002, 01:32 AM   #40
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Old 11-15-2002, 01:33 AM   #41
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Thousand Island has to be the worst salad dressing ever created. What was Sophia Lalonde thinking? "Let's just see what condiments we have in the cupboard that I can mix together and dump over lettuce?"
it tastes wonderful to me. my least favourite dressing is 'italian' which i still have no fucking idea what it is. i don't even know if anyone makes homemade 'italian' dressing. or i guess. vinegar + oil + mustard is really fucking good but i don't know if that's what italian dressing is supposed to be.

 
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Old 11-15-2002, 03:53 AM   #42
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Who knew a post that is to contain mainly numerical replies can turn into a salad dressing thread.
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Old 11-15-2002, 04:07 AM   #43
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Old 11-15-2002, 09:04 AM   #44
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Thousand Island has to be the worst salad dressing ever created. What was Sophia Lalonde thinking? "Let's just see what condiments we have in the cupboard that I can mix together and dump over lettuce?"
I like to put it on burgers.
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Old 11-15-2002, 09:06 AM   #45
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Old 11-15-2002, 09:10 AM   #46
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Old 11-15-2002, 09:13 AM   #47
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Old 11-15-2002, 11:15 AM   #48
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Old 11-15-2002, 11:30 AM   #49
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it tastes wonderful to me. my least favourite dressing is 'italian' which i still have no fucking idea what it is. i don't even know if anyone makes homemade 'italian' dressing. or i guess. vinegar + oil + mustard is really fucking good but i don't know if that's what italian dressing is supposed to be.
italian dressing should be: extra virgin olive oil, red wine vinegar, fresh pressed garlic, and fresh herbs like rosemary, basil, oregeno and maybe a quick squeeze from a lemon. but most often if you get italian dressing while out it comes from a bottle and it's just awful.

and you know. why do people think that iceberg lettuce constitutes a fucking salad? i think that's why so many people drown their salads in dressing. iceberg lettuce is so gross.

 
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Old 11-15-2002, 11:32 AM   #50
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Old 11-15-2002, 11:56 AM   #51
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Old 11-15-2002, 12:06 PM   #52
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Nein, du bist funf.

warum zur hölle müsst ihr immer deutsch sprechen?

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das klingt immer so schrecklich wenn ich das höre und ich komm dann meistens aus dem Lachen fast nicht mehr heraus.

Ach ja: 23
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Old 11-15-2002, 12:11 PM   #53
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warum zur hölle müsst ihr immer deutsch sprechen?

kindergarten
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das klingt immer so schrecklich wenn ich das höre und ich komm dann meistens aus dem Lachen fast nicht mehr heraus.

Ach ja: 23

"Why must to the hell you always Germanly speak?

kindergarten knapsack uber-

That sounds always so terribly if I hear that and I come then usually out of the laughing almost no longer out."

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Old 11-15-2002, 12:50 PM   #54
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and you know. why do people think that iceberg lettuce constitutes a fucking salad? i think that's why so many people drown their salads in dressing. iceberg lettuce is so gross.
Thank you. I hate nothing more than iceberg lettuce. It's nasty.

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Old 11-15-2002, 01:14 PM   #55
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verpiss dich, scheisskopf!

 
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Old 11-15-2002, 01:28 PM   #56
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verpiss dich, scheisskopf!
und mit diesem mund küsst du deine mutter?

 
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Old 11-15-2002, 01:30 PM   #57
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und mit diesem mund küsst du deine mutter?
nein. meine mutti ist eine grosse Affe! Sie mögen Affen?

 
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Old 11-15-2002, 01:35 PM   #58
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my german is real shit, but i understand a lot of it. i grew up with a crazy swiss man.

 
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Old 11-15-2002, 01:38 PM   #59
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18 in 3 months.

Boy have I grown.
..Me too..February baby are we..?


*sniffs* Baby's growing up so fast..

 
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