What the fuck is happening?

bonsor · 11-10-2002, 09:31 AM

I am experiencing one of the most surreal days I've ever had in my entire life.

It started out by going to a venue, which I rarely ever go to, to see Pedro the Lion, whose music I've never listened to. The show was pretty good, I suppose. I'm not really thinking about that right now. When the show was over at 12-ish, we hopped in the car and drove about 75 miles to Daytona to visit a guy named Lorin. The expedition originally entailed tripping on some acid. This turned me off, since I don't feel like doing acid 50 miles away from home. It turned out, Lorin could not get the acid, so we would just hang out. THis was perfectly fine by me, so I graciously accepted the invitation to go with them.

We meet lorin and his friend who kind of looked like Teller of Penn and Teller at a 7-11 at around 2am and we head to the beach and spend about 2 hours just fucking around on the beach in the middle of the night. I've enver done something so beautiful. It was amazing. The roaringly crashing waves and the vividly starry sky just made for a wonderful setting.

It is here that I am informed of 'Plan B'. Lorin's friend knows of a place to get shrooms and I'm all like 'god damn it. i dont want to watch people trip'. We follow lorin and his friend through dark, winding roads and we park at a Motel 6. We walk across the street into a fucking cowpasture. I was under the impression that lorin's friend has connections. I was sorely mistaken. We were searching PILES OF COW SHIT FOR SHROOMS.

Luckily, the search was unsuccessful so we all headed back to Lorin's crib, where I am right now. I went to sleep for about 3 hours, and I swear yto god the fucking cat must have slept on my god damn face or something, because my nose is running like a faucet and i can barely open my eyes. Fucking feline piece of shit cocksucker dick head piece of shit cunt on a stick shit fuckbag full of shit.

I was also informed that I'm not going to be able to get back home until late tonight. I had plans, which will have to be cancelled. I was looking forward to lunching with Liz, Adam and Chrissy, but I will have to miss it because I am stuck with a bunch of fuckups bent on tripping and a cat that uses my allergenic weakness againsat his to downgrade my degree of happiness.

i want to go home.

bonsor · 11-10-2002, 09:36 AM

god DAMN IT TO FUCK. Lroin and Brian went out to look for more shrooms and they found a fucking shitload. I fucking want to go home. This sucks.

ChristHimself! · 11-10-2002, 09:37 AM

do some shrooms

eyesbomb · 11-10-2002, 09:40 AM

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Originally posted by ******
god DAMN IT TO FUCK. Lroin and Brian went out to look for more shrooms and they found a fucking shitload. I fucking want to go home. This sucks.

oh, you're such a whiner

take it easy.

bonsor · 11-10-2002, 09:42 AM

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Originally posted by eyesbomb

oh, you're such a whiner

take it easy.

shut up you grease ball. How can you tell me to 'take it easy' when I'm in the apartment of some guy I've never met before that I'll share with 5 other people who are tripping 75 miles from home?

Mr_sister · 11-10-2002, 09:47 AM

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shut up you grease ball. How can you tell me to 'take it easy' when I'm in the apartment of some guy I've never met before that I'll share with 5 other people who are tripping 75 miles from home?

i've never heard such whining. Think about the people who are starving in the world right now.

BlueStar · 11-10-2002, 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by ******
We were searching PILES OF COW SHIT FOR SHROOMS.

Squashing Pineapples · 11-10-2002, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ******
I am experiencing one of the most surreal days I've ever had in my entire life.

It started out by going to a venue, which I rarely ever go to, to see Pedro the Lion, whose music I've never listened to. The show was pretty good, I suppose. I'm not really thinking about that right now. When the show was over at 12-ish, we hopped in the car and drove about 75 miles to Daytona to visit a guy named Lorin. The expedition originally entailed tripping on some acid. This turned me off, since I don't feel like doing acid 50 miles away from home. It turned out, Lorin could not get the acid, so we would just hang out. THis was perfectly fine by me, so I graciously accepted the invitation to go with them.

We meet lorin and his friend who kind of looked like Teller of Penn and Teller at a 7-11 at around 2am and we head to the beach and spend about 2 hours just fucking around on the beach in the middle of the night. I've enver done something so beautiful. It was amazing. The roaringly crashing waves and the vividly starry sky just made for a wonderful setting.

It is here that I am informed of 'Plan B'. Lorin's friend knows of a place to get shrooms and I'm all like 'god damn it. i dont want to watch people trip'. We follow lorin and his friend through dark, winding roads and we park at a Motel 6. We walk across the street into a fucking cowpasture. I was under the impression that lorin's friend has connections. I was sorely mistaken. We were searching PILES OF COW SHIT FOR SHROOMS.

Luckily, the search was unsuccessful so we all headed back to Lorin's crib, where I am right now. I went to sleep for about 3 hours, and I swear yto god the fucking cat must have slept on my god damn face or something, because my nose is running like a faucet and i can barely open my eyes. Fucking feline piece of shit cocksucker dick head piece of shit cunt on a stick shit fuckbag full of shit.

I was also informed that I'm not going to be able to get back home until late tonight. I had plans, which will have to be cancelled. I was looking forward to lunching with Liz, Adam and Chrissy, but I will have to miss it because I am stuck with a bunch of fuckups bent on tripping and a cat that uses my allergenic weakness againsat his to downgrade my degree of happiness.

i want to go home.

Aw, shut up!

Undone · 11-10-2002, 01:46 PM

jared · 11-10-2002, 02:14 PM

man these are the nights that you look back on and smile at no matter how good or bad they were

Johnny Zoloft · 11-10-2002, 02:17 PM

jenn · 11-10-2002, 10:22 PM

is there anyone you can call to pick you up?

strange_one · 11-10-2002, 10:31 PM

great story

strange_one · 11-10-2002, 10:32 PM

and I agree, being at the beach in the middle of the night is fucking great, it is like you aren't even on earth any longer

meow · 11-10-2002, 10:35 PM

This gives you a reason to be greatful for your new vehicle once you can drive it. You wont have to rely on idiots to bring you home way later than expected. AND if your friends are drinking and you dont want to, it gives you an excuse to leave early. "sorry, im driving... sorry, this is boring. cya".

Apart · 11-10-2002, 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by eyesbomb

oh, you're such a whiner

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr_sister

i've never heard such whining.

Quote:

Originally posted by Squashing Pineapples
Aw, shut up!

the people have spoken.

SuckSuckStyle · 11-10-2002, 11:23 PM

I feel your pain. I've been in similar situations.

Hillzy · 11-11-2002, 12:52 AM

****** I think you are cool.

I guarantee that this experience is something you'll look back on in a years time and think "fuck those were good times"
Just relax and enjoy whatever your crazy friends end up doing.

killed radio star · 11-11-2002, 02:07 AM

DeviousJ · 11-11-2002, 09:03 AM

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Originally posted by Hillzy
****** I think you are cool.

I guarantee that this experience is something you'll look back on in a years time and think "fuck those were good times"
Just relax and enjoy whatever your crazy friends end up doing.

So he hates it now, but he's gonna look back on it and think 'GOOD TIMES!'?

JB, if you're really stuck and these people aren't planning on going home anytime soon, you might as well autopilot back yourself. Get a train or something

Mr_sister · 11-11-2002, 10:14 AM

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the people have spoken.

you know it's time to leave when you're applauded by the local psycho.

James Eats Pez · 11-11-2002, 10:30 AM

you saw pedro? god i love that band, me and liz saw them at the metro a couple of weeks ago

Apart · 11-11-2002, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by Mr_sister

i'm so fucking stupid, i dont even know what im talking about. *more newbie idiocy babble*

nice one

Karl Malone · 11-11-2002, 04:45 PM

The Jazz are preparing to win the NBA title.... THAT'S WHAT IS HAPPENING!

Ihaman · 11-11-2002, 05:23 PM

fuck that, just eat some mushrooms and have a good time, if you cant do what you want to do or be where you want to be, make the best out of what you have.

bonsor · 11-11-2002, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by James Eats Pez
you saw pedro? god i love that band, me and liz saw them at the metro a couple of weeks ago

I had never heard them before, so it was a cool experience to experience their music for the first time live. I was impressed, but not as much as I was by Seldom, one of the opening bands. God, I loved them so much. My friend Brian bought the CD and we listened to it all weekend. I'm in love. I spoke to the singer/songwriter after the show. His name is Yuuki. I hugged him. It was great.

ammy · 11-11-2002, 05:27 PM

1. i kept reading the name as Loin

2. yeah, if you don't wanna pay, i've heard cow shit is the place to find em.

noir cat · 11-11-2002, 07:16 PM

Sounds like an annoying setback in your itinerary.

FearFactory · 11-11-2002, 07:17 PM

Did you drive, or did someone else drive?

Hillzy · 11-11-2002, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeviousJ

So he hates it now, but he's gonna look back on it and think 'GOOD TIMES!'?

Pretty much, yes.

11-10-2002, 09:31 AM	#1
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	What the fuck is happening? I am experiencing one of the most surreal days I've ever had in my entire life. It started out by going to a venue, which I rarely ever go to, to see Pedro the Lion, whose music I've never listened to. The show was pretty good, I suppose. I'm not really thinking about that right now. When the show was over at 12-ish, we hopped in the car and drove about 75 miles to Daytona to visit a guy named Lorin. The expedition originally entailed tripping on some acid. This turned me off, since I don't feel like doing acid 50 miles away from home. It turned out, Lorin could not get the acid, so we would just hang out. THis was perfectly fine by me, so I graciously accepted the invitation to go with them. We meet lorin and his friend who kind of looked like Teller of Penn and Teller at a 7-11 at around 2am and we head to the beach and spend about 2 hours just fucking around on the beach in the middle of the night. I've enver done something so beautiful. It was amazing. The roaringly crashing waves and the vividly starry sky just made for a wonderful setting. It is here that I am informed of 'Plan B'. Lorin's friend knows of a place to get shrooms and I'm all like 'god damn it. i dont want to watch people trip'. We follow lorin and his friend through dark, winding roads and we park at a Motel 6. We walk across the street into a fucking cowpasture. I was under the impression that lorin's friend has connections. I was sorely mistaken. We were searching PILES OF COW SHIT FOR SHROOMS. Luckily, the search was unsuccessful so we all headed back to Lorin's crib, where I am right now. I went to sleep for about 3 hours, and I swear yto god the fucking cat must have slept on my god damn face or something, because my nose is running like a faucet and i can barely open my eyes. Fucking feline piece of shit cocksucker dick head piece of shit cunt on a stick shit fuckbag full of shit. I was also informed that I'm not going to be able to get back home until late tonight. I had plans, which will have to be cancelled. I was looking forward to lunching with Liz, Adam and Chrissy, but I will have to miss it because I am stuck with a bunch of fuckups bent on tripping and a cat that uses my allergenic weakness againsat his to downgrade my degree of happiness. i want to go home.

11-10-2002, 11:23 PM	#17
SuckSuckStyle Socialphobic Location: you look like you like to hang out. you look like you like to hang out and drink soda Posts: 12,677	I feel your pain. I've been in similar situations. __________________ i get on the train and i just stand in the back now that i dont think of you this is killing me

11-11-2002, 02:07 AM	#19
killed radio star Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,205	hRn

11-11-2002, 07:17 PM	#29
FearFactory Socialphobic Location: the stars Posts: 10,493	Did you drive, or did someone else drive? __________________ I'm tired of searching for myself.

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11-10-2002, 09:36 AM	#2
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	god DAMN IT TO FUCK. Lroin and Brian went out to look for more shrooms and they found a fucking shitload. I fucking want to go home. This sucks.

11-10-2002, 09:37 AM	#3
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,594	do some shrooms

11-10-2002, 01:46 PM	#9
Undone Apocalyptic Poster Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 1,335

11-10-2002, 02:14 PM	#10
jared Apocalyptic Poster Location: sacramento, ca, usa Posts: 2,193	man these are the nights that you look back on and smile at no matter how good or bad they were

11-10-2002, 02:17 PM	#11
Johnny Zoloft Apocalyptic Poster Location: Birmingham Posts: 1,184

11-10-2002, 10:22 PM	#12
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	is there anyone you can call to pick you up?

11-10-2002, 10:31 PM	#13
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	great story

11-10-2002, 10:32 PM	#14
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	and I agree, being at the beach in the middle of the night is fucking great, it is like you aren't even on earth any longer

11-10-2002, 10:35 PM	#15
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	This gives you a reason to be greatful for your new vehicle once you can drive it. You wont have to rely on idiots to bring you home way later than expected. AND if your friends are drinking and you dont want to, it gives you an excuse to leave early. "sorry, im driving... sorry, this is boring. cya".

11-11-2002, 12:52 AM	#18
Hillzy Apocalyptic Poster Location: Posting Rules You may post new threads You may post replies You may post attachments You may edit your posts Posts: 4,184	****** I think you are cool. I guarantee that this experience is something you'll look back on in a years time and think "fuck those were good times" Just relax and enjoy whatever your crazy friends end up doing.

11-11-2002, 10:30 AM	#22
James Eats Pez will you marry me mister bristow Posts: 651	you saw pedro? god i love that band, me and liz saw them at the metro a couple of weeks ago

11-11-2002, 04:45 PM	#24
Karl Malone BANNED Location: Salt Lake City, Utah Posts: 254	The Jazz are preparing to win the NBA title.... THAT'S WHAT IS HAPPENING!

11-11-2002, 05:23 PM	#25
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	fuck that, just eat some mushrooms and have a good time, if you cant do what you want to do or be where you want to be, make the best out of what you have.

11-11-2002, 05:27 PM	#27
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	1. i kept reading the name as Loin 2. yeah, if you don't wanna pay, i've heard cow shit is the place to find em.

11-11-2002, 07:16 PM	#28
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	Sounds like an annoying setback in your itinerary.