if you shoot yourself in the head with a rifle

Irrelevant · 11-06-2002, 11:01 PM

are you guaranteed to die pretty much instantly?

just wondering.

Smiley33 · 11-06-2002, 11:04 PM

Do you need me to refer you to the suicide hotline?

Irrelevant · 11-06-2002, 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by Smiley33
Do you need me to refer you to the suicide hotline?

would they give me a yes/no answer?

Smiley33 · 11-06-2002, 11:05 PM

http://users.ev1.net/~medosier/Silly...ter%20help.GIF

nobody does it like MSN.

Smiley33 · 11-06-2002, 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by Irrelevant

would they give me a yes/no answer?

You know, they just might.

frail_and_bedazzled · 11-06-2002, 11:09 PM

maybe? then maybe you'd just fuck up and end up a vegetable for the rest of your life.

Mayfuck · 09:23 PM

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Originally posted by frail_and_bedazzled
maybe? then maybe you'd just fuck up and end up a vegetable for the rest of your life.

This is what happened to me.

pills · 11-06-2002, 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by Mayfuck

This is what happened to me.

oooooooh.

Cactuar · 11-06-2002, 11:13 PM

I really don't like this thread.

Irrelevant · 11-06-2002, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by killtheyouth
If you put it in your mouth and aim out towards the top/back of your head, the bullet will mushroom and pretty much liquify most of your brain and leave a nice and large exit wound.

Yeah, you'll be dead instantly.

ok, thanks.

Squashing Pineapples · 11:42 PM

Don't do it!
It would be a bad move!
http://foody.org/atheist/images/miss-cleo.jpg

Oblivious · 11-07-2002, 12:05 AM

i had a friend in high school that blew his head off with a .22. they said that he died instantly. i guess it was rathr messy towards the back of his head but he still had an open casket - they just put a baseball cap on him. which was weird. cause he never wore a cap.

but if you aim wrong. yeah. vegetation for life.

Elvis The Fat Years · 11-07-2002, 12:40 AM

my friend blew his head off with a 9mm a couple months ago. he lived for a little while but then he died.

Why Am I So Ugly? · 11-07-2002, 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by Oblivious
they just put a baseball cap on him. which was weird. cause he never wore a cap.

im sorry but hahahaha

Apart · 11-07-2002, 12:48 AM

in rare cases, people have shot their own heads with shotguns and survived. so take a guess, moron.

Apart · 11-07-2002, 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by Smiley33
http://users.ev1.net/~medosier/Silly...ter%20help.GIF

nobody does it like MSN.

something you're very familiar with i see....how fitting.

Lie · 11-07-2002, 12:50 AM

I want to kill myself with a pastry.

Ketchup · 11-07-2002, 01:29 AM

just get a really big gun.. you're guaranteed instant deth!

relaxor! · 11-07-2002, 01:35 AM

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Originally posted by killtheyouth

not like it matters, because you won't even realize it. + if you have a living will and are over 18 you can make them pull the plug if you'd like.

I like your avatar quite a bit. In the search that resulted in the avatar I currently have, I stumbled upon a Spaceman Spiff one, but I decided not to because of your old 3-frame Calvin one.
Good man.

relaxor! · 11-07-2002, 01:45 AM

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Originally posted by killtheyouth

comic strips rule.

Indeed.

tear stained glass · 11-07-2002, 01:46 AM

Ever seen Full Metal Jacket? Yeah, just aim it like that and you'll be dead.

tear stained glass · 11-07-2002, 01:54 AM

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Originally posted by killtheyouth
God has a hard-on for marines!

I was looking for a screenshot of when Pyle shoots himself in the head but I ended up finding one for when they're saying, "This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun," and I ended up masturbating.

Oblivious · 11-07-2002, 02:03 AM

http://www.dromo.com/fusionanomaly/f...pyletoilet.jpg

poor private pyle.

Affect · 11-07-2002, 01:51 PM

Don't fuck it up.

Smiley33 · 11-07-2002, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Apart

something you're very familiar with i see....how fitting.

yeah. I should change my username to Frowny33.

Affect · 11-07-2002, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oblivious
i had a friend in high school that blew his head off with a .22. they said that he died instantly. i guess it was rathr messy towards the back of his head but he still had an open casket - they just put a baseball cap on him. which was weird. cause he never wore a cap.

but if you aim wrong. yeah. vegetation for life.

Whatever. .22's don't have normally have enough muzzle velocity to exit the skull. They just bounce around inside the brain cavity, and turn the brain to mush. .22 is a mob favorite. Not too much blood, and just enough umph!

Smiley33 · 11-07-2002, 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
Whatever. .22's don't have normally have enough muzzle velocity to exit the skull. They just bounce around inside the brain cavity, and turn the brain to mush. .22 is a mob favorite. Not too much blood, and just enough umph!

Told you guys. Hitman material.

FearFactory · 11-07-2002, 05:55 PM

So, if Ryan kills himself... who's gonna take his place as a mod?

Karl Malone · 11-07-2002, 07:05 PM

Karl Malone use rifle to shoot animals, not peoples.

jenn · 11-07-2002, 07:32 PM

it killed my dad instantly...thats all i know

11-06-2002, 11:01 PM	#1
Irrelevant Minion of Satan Location: kitties Posts: 6,842	if you shoot yourself in the head with a rifle are you guaranteed to die pretty much instantly? just wondering.

11-06-2002, 11:36 PM	#11
Squashing Pineapples Banned Location: I'm outta here! Posts: 2,774	Don't do it! It would be a bad move! http://foody.org/atheist/images/miss-cleo.jpg Last edited by Squashing Pineapples : 11-06-2002 at 11:42 PM.

11-07-2002, 12:05 AM	#12
Oblivious Apocalyptic Poster Location: Village Oblivia Posts: 3,481	i had a friend in high school that blew his head off with a .22. they said that he died instantly. i guess it was rathr messy towards the back of his head but he still had an open casket - they just put a baseball cap on him. which was weird. cause he never wore a cap. but if you aim wrong. yeah. vegetation for life. __________________

11-07-2002, 05:55 PM	#28
FearFactory Socialphobic Location: the stars Posts: 10,493	So, if Ryan kills himself... who's gonna take his place as a mod? __________________ I'm tired of searching for myself.

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11-06-2002, 11:04 PM	#2
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	Do you need me to refer you to the suicide hotline?

11-06-2002, 11:05 PM	#4
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	http://users.ev1.net/~medosier/Silly...ter%20help.GIF nobody does it like MSN.

11-06-2002, 11:09 PM	#6
frail_and_bedazzled Ownz Location: lon guyland Posts: 880	maybe? then maybe you'd just fuck up and end up a vegetable for the rest of your life.

11-06-2002, 11:13 PM	#9
Cactuar Apocalyptic Poster Location: ur pants lol Posts: 2,915	I really don't like this thread.

11-07-2002, 12:40 AM	#13
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	my friend blew his head off with a 9mm a couple months ago. he lived for a little while but then he died.

11-07-2002, 12:48 AM	#15
Apart Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,039	in rare cases, people have shot their own heads with shotguns and survived. so take a guess, moron.

11-07-2002, 12:50 AM	#17
Lie Socialphobic Location: Goin' out West where they'll appreciate me Posts: 10,001	I want to kill myself with a pastry.

11-07-2002, 01:29 AM	#18
Ketchup Apocalyptic Poster Location: Muskegon, MI Posts: 2,469	just get a really big gun.. you're guaranteed instant deth!

11-07-2002, 01:46 AM	#21
tear stained glass Minion of Satan Location: el lay Posts: 7,650	Ever seen Full Metal Jacket? Yeah, just aim it like that and you'll be dead.

11-07-2002, 02:03 AM	#23
Oblivious Apocalyptic Poster Location: Village Oblivia Posts: 3,481	http://www.dromo.com/fusionanomaly/f...pyletoilet.jpg poor private pyle.

11-07-2002, 01:51 PM	#24
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	Don't fuck it up.

11-07-2002, 07:05 PM	#29
Karl Malone BANNED Location: Salt Lake City, Utah Posts: 254	Karl Malone use rifle to shoot animals, not peoples.

11-07-2002, 07:32 PM	#30
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	it killed my dad instantly...thats all i know