i keep farting!

Samsa · 11-06-2002, 10:02 PM

so fucking embarassing! not very loud though it's happened twice today though. sitting here on my bed. maybe it'st he position i'm sitting in but i don't know it's coming. it just comes out it's so fucking embarassing. ugh.

lolololololzing · 11-06-2002, 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa
so fucking embarassing! not very loud though it's happened twice today though. sitting here on my bed. maybe it'st he position i'm sitting in but i don't know it's coming. it just comes out it's so fucking embarassing. ugh.

Fuck you're sick. Everyone here hates you, except for the gay people. Why don't you just die? Sick ugly ho.

Samsa · 11-06-2002, 10:19 PM

do you have something against gay people?

lawson · 11-06-2002, 10:20 PM

when im alone i fart constantly.
:farts:
seriously! you shoulda heard it!
:farts:
damn im good

Cactuar · 11-06-2002, 10:24 PM

The thread title was only funny cause it said "Samsa" next to it.

noir cat · 11-06-2002, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa
so fucking embarassing! not very loud though it's happened twice today though. sitting here on my bed. maybe it'st he position i'm sitting in but i don't know it's coming. it just comes out it's so fucking embarassing. ugh.

That happens to me. As long as it doesn't stink and no one's around, I don't care. That happened to me when people were around, and... yeah... I just... it was during class, so I couldn't get up and leave or anything. Ugh.

noir cat · 11-06-2002, 10:27 PM

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Originally posted by Cactuar
The thread title was only funny cause it said "Samsa" next to it.

Oh My God, YES.

cozmic · 11-06-2002, 10:33 PM

What's so embarrassing about farting when you're not in public?

I do it all the time. (fart) Fuck propriety and ladylikeness!

Samsa · 11-06-2002, 10:38 PM

oh jesus christ. since you people are too stupid to infer shit. there were people in the room both times it happened. thank you.

noir cat · 11-06-2002, 10:42 PM

AndrewMRoutledge: bi
undivine mar tyr: sexual.
AndrewMRoutledge: ly transmitted disease

lolololololzing · 11-07-2002, 01:15 AM

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Originally posted by Samsa
do you have something against gay people?

Yes I do. You people are fucking crazy and Billy hates you all. His music was intended for regular people, not crazy homos. so please fuck off and leave netphoria. everyone sent me private messages and they all support my idea that you leave this board.

please. go away no one likes you it's not worth it just kill yourself

meow · 11-07-2002, 01:17 AM

Did this thread really come from Samsa?

Smiley33 · 11-07-2002, 01:20 AM

sometimes Samsa and I exchange screennames on netphoria.

Ketchup · 11-07-2002, 01:23 AM

farting is old hat... queefing is where it's at

Kentaro · 11-07-2002, 01:45 AM

I heard the best thing to do (if people will hear it) is to cough loudly as you fart to cover the sound up.

As for the odor...

aspecialkid · 11-07-2002, 01:49 AM

girls fart?

Samsa · 11-07-2002, 01:52 AM

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Originally posted by Kentaro
I heard the best thing to do (if people will hear it) is to cough loudly as you fart to cover the sound up.

As for the odor...

I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS COMING

it jujst slipped out

palidor · 11-07-2002, 04:10 AM

This thread seriously makes me want to vomit.

Travis Meekz · 11-07-2002, 05:20 AM

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Originally posted by Samsa
oh jesus christ. since you people are too stupid to infer shit. there were people in the room both times it happened. thank you.

hah, fuck off dumb cunt

Satanstick · 11-07-2002, 09:47 AM

my stomach makes horrible digestion noises recently.

particularly embarrasing in lectures..

even more so when girls start giggling about it.

Squashing Pineapples · 11-07-2002, 11:04 AM

dammit Samsa, you're so boring and trashy

lament · 11-07-2002, 03:49 PM

You should probably cut down on the anal sex. From the sound of it, you're taking it up the ass way too much.

Samsa · 11-07-2002, 03:50 PM

no. it was probably all the caffeine or something. i don't fucking know i have to get dressed. damn you.

Lie · 11-07-2002, 04:11 PM

You've probably been drinking too much soda. That happens at college for some damn reason.

Samsa · 11-07-2002, 04:13 PM

no i haven't beend rinking much soda lately. especially that day all i'd had was coffee and a bagel.

11-06-2002, 10:02 PM	#1
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11-06-2002, 10:19 PM	#3
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	do you have something against gay people?

11-06-2002, 10:20 PM	#4
lawson Apocalyptic Poster Location: raleigh Posts: 4,176	when im alone i fart constantly. :farts: seriously! you shoulda heard it! :farts: damn im good

11-06-2002, 10:24 PM	#5
Cactuar Apocalyptic Poster Location: ur pants lol Posts: 2,915	The thread title was only funny cause it said "Samsa" next to it.

11-06-2002, 10:33 PM	#8
cozmic Pledge Location: austin Posts: 181	What's so embarrassing about farting when you're not in public? I do it all the time. (fart) Fuck propriety and ladylikeness!

11-06-2002, 10:38 PM	#9
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	oh jesus christ. since you people are too stupid to infer shit. there were people in the room both times it happened. thank you.

11-06-2002, 10:42 PM	#10
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	AndrewMRoutledge: bi undivine mar tyr: sexual. AndrewMRoutledge: ly transmitted disease

11-07-2002, 01:17 AM	#12
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	Did this thread really come from Samsa?

11-07-2002, 01:20 AM	#13
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	sometimes Samsa and I exchange screennames on netphoria.

11-07-2002, 01:23 AM	#14
Ketchup Apocalyptic Poster Location: Muskegon, MI Posts: 2,469	farting is old hat... queefing is where it's at

11-07-2002, 01:45 AM	#15
Kentaro Ownz Location: Club Mekon Posts: 541	I heard the best thing to do (if people will hear it) is to cough loudly as you fart to cover the sound up. As for the odor...

11-07-2002, 01:49 AM	#16
aspecialkid THE COOK Location: MI, LA, NYC, Chicago, Miami Posts: 2,010	girls fart?

11-07-2002, 04:10 AM	#18
palidor Apocalyptic Poster Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,073	This thread seriously makes me want to vomit.

11-07-2002, 11:04 AM	#21
Squashing Pineapples Banned Location: I'm outta here! Posts: 2,774	dammit Samsa, you're so boring and trashy

11-07-2002, 03:49 PM	#22
lament Demi-God Posts: 486	You should probably cut down on the anal sex. From the sound of it, you're taking it up the ass way too much.

11-07-2002, 03:50 PM	#23
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	no. it was probably all the caffeine or something. i don't fucking know i have to get dressed. damn you.

11-07-2002, 04:11 PM	#24
Lie Socialphobic Location: Goin' out West where they'll appreciate me Posts: 10,001	You've probably been drinking too much soda. That happens at college for some damn reason.

11-07-2002, 04:13 PM	#25
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	no i haven't beend rinking much soda lately. especially that day all i'd had was coffee and a bagel.