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Old 11-06-2002, 01:16 PM   #1
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Red face if you could swap gender for a day...

..what would you do?

i'd have a pyjama party and giggle about boys.

 
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Old 11-06-2002, 01:20 PM   #2
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aw, sean.. <3

you seem to be the only one who replies to my extremely fruity threads.

 
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Old 11-06-2002, 01:27 PM   #3
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I'd get a catwoman outfit. Meow.

 
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Old 11-06-2002, 01:33 PM   #4
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I'd do a porno movie.

 
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Old 11-06-2002, 01:44 PM   #5
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i would try a condom on

i would pee out of a moving car.

 
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Old 11-06-2002, 03:11 PM   #6
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first: look at myself in the mirror.

second: fuck the shit out of a chick.

third: look at myself fucking the shit out of a chick.


....i dunno...seducing all of the heterosexual hot chicks i know seems really appealing.

 
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Old 11-06-2002, 03:54 PM   #7
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I'd probably do all those things the people before me mentioned.. the girl ones anyway.. but I'd probably be too busy playing with my new boobs..

 
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Old 11-06-2002, 03:57 PM   #8
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I'd run around naked and giggle as my diddle went BOING BOING BOING BOING.

 
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Old 11-06-2002, 04:03 PM   #9
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i'd get out a cucumber and see how it feels :x
then go to a lesbian-infested place and get some HLA.

 
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Old 11-06-2002, 04:55 PM   #10
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then go to a lesbian-infested place and get some HLA.
hahaha... HLA! nice acronym.
i'd do that too. right away. within an hour if possible.

 
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Old 11-06-2002, 05:23 PM   #11
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i'd have a ton of sex... just to know what it's like from the other end.

 
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Old 11-06-2002, 05:36 PM   #12
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hahaha... HLA! nice acronym.
i'd do that too. right away. within an hour if possible.
i like the cut of your gib. nice avatar.

 
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Old 11-06-2002, 06:40 PM   #13
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Shag big fat hairy men.

No change from usual then

 
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Old 11-06-2002, 07:50 PM   #14
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I would totally try and stick some vegetables up my clacker

 
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Old 11-06-2002, 07:53 PM   #15
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I would jump up and down on the bed naked with an erection.

And giggle every time I peed standing up.

 
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Old 11-06-2002, 08:25 PM   #16
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I would jump up and down on the bed naked with an erection.

And giggle every time I peed standing up.
That could pose problems in a public urinal

 
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Old 11-06-2002, 08:31 PM   #17
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have gay sex.

in front of a mirror.

 
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Old 11-06-2002, 08:36 PM   #18
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scratch my balls.

 
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Old 11-06-2002, 08:47 PM   #19
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All those replies made me laugh..I thank you all..

 
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Old 11-07-2002, 01:31 AM   #20
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Play with my boobs. If I was a hot female, I would have sex with one of my nerdy freinds. I'm assuming that as a female, I would have the will and the want to do that. I'll get back to you.

 
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Old 11-07-2002, 01:44 AM   #21
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Whatever I decided to do would never get done because I'd be too busy playing with myself.

 
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Old 11-07-2002, 02:02 AM   #22
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And giggle every time I peed standing up.
That reminds me of what happened on Halloween. I dressed in drag (damn, I was hot...) and was taking a piss at a urinal when one of the guys from my hall came in the bathroom and saw me. I turned my head, said "what's up?" and he busted up laughing. Good times...

If I were a girl, I'd try to get a gig at a strip club

 
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Old 11-07-2002, 09:38 AM   #23
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masturbate
have sex with a hot girl
masturbate
pee standing up (and without having to pull my pants down)
masturbate
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Old 11-07-2002, 11:26 AM   #24
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i'd pee standing up too.

mmm warm.

 
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Old 11-07-2002, 11:47 AM   #25
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also pee standing up as a girl. of course i'd get all messy but you guys could clean me up


 
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Old 11-07-2002, 03:34 PM   #26
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write my name in the snow
get a blow job

 
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Old 11-08-2002, 01:35 AM   #27
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first: look at myself in the mirror.

second: fuck the shit out of a chick.

third: look at myself fucking the shit out of a chick.


....i dunno...seducing all of the heterosexual hot chicks i know seems really appealing.
Oh hell, yeah. And then I'll also have homosexual sex with a man. Namely my bf. : )
Actually. He'd probably be really freaked out. That'd be so much fun. And I would pee standing up with him... yeah... *dreams*.

 
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Old 11-08-2002, 01:46 AM   #28
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1) cut off my dick
2)shave my body hair
3)put on a wig
4)put on a dress
5)go about my daily business

 
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Old 11-08-2002, 02:26 AM   #29
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Nag.

 
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Old 11-08-2002, 04:30 AM   #30
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circle jerk.

 
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