Standard Spin-Off 14 - Who do you think about when you masturbate? - Page 2

Toby · 02-09-2004, 02:55 AM

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Originally posted by spa ced

Fine. I've taken off the dress. I'm in a corset.
I'm seductively eating a dill pickle.
The juice is running down my mouth.

keep going!

Toby · 02-09-2004, 03:00 AM

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Originally posted by Graveflower

I think about other gross shit, though. like rimjobs for example

hiyooooo

2Marlon2Brando · 02-09-2004, 03:02 AM

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Originally posted by Toby
I demand a better visual!

spa ced · 02-09-2004, 03:03 AM

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Originally posted by Toby
keep going!

I take the pickle and I rub it across and between my breasts.
Then I move it down and put it inside my vagina.
I start moving it back and forth, back and forth.
Then I bring it up to my mouth and eat it all.

Toby · 02-09-2004, 03:04 AM

spa ced · 02-09-2004, 03:05 AM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando

My mom HAS to see this. I'm e-mailing it to her.

Toby · 02-09-2004, 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spa ced

I take the pickle and I rub it across and between my breasts.
Then I move it down and put it inside my vagina.
I start moving it back and forth, back and forth.
Then I bring it up to my mouth and eat it all.

that ending wasn't very sexy at all

bornentertainer · 02-09-2004, 03:07 AM

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Originally posted by spa ced

My mom HAS to see this. I'm e-mailing it to her.

:erm

spa ced · 02-09-2004, 03:09 AM

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Originally posted by Toby
that ending wasn't very sexy at all

I was hungry.

spa ced · 02-09-2004, 03:09 AM

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Originally posted by bornentertainer

:erm

Haha. My mom doesn't have email.

2Marlon2Brando · 02-09-2004, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spa ced
My mom HAS to see this. I'm e-mailing it to her.

hey mom, check this pic out. this guy i don't know on an internet message board put my face on some porno chick's body after i posted in a masturbation thread and made up a fantasy where i was wearing a skirt and eating pickles after i stuck them in my hypothetical vagina.

Fattening Ass · 02-09-2004, 03:09 AM

my pron stories are better

spa ced · 02-09-2004, 03:11 AM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando

hey mom, check this pic out. this guy i don't know on an internet message board put my face on some porno chick's body after i posted in a masturbation thread and made up a fantasy where i was wearing a skirt and eating pickles after i stuck them in my hypothetical vagina.

In Spanish plz.
My mommy doesn't know English.

Toby · 02-09-2004, 03:13 AM

Amazing Disgrace · 02-09-2004, 03:28 AM

http://manboots.com/cockrub/pre/dick2dick_0909.jpg

mpp · 02-09-2004, 12:54 PM

oh boy

Geek USA · 02-09-2004, 12:59 PM

oh man this thread has me in tears. thank you spaced.

Isle · 02-09-2004, 01:12 PM

i fantasise.

Isle · 02-09-2004, 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by Isle
i fantasise.

about catwoman.

Nimrod · 02-09-2004, 01:38 PM

Lesbians. Well, usually my woman and another chick (random, usually not a real person).

Nimrod · 02-09-2004, 01:38 PM

*waits patiently for predetermined jenniferkate Mussina post*

Isle · 02-09-2004, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by Amazing Disgrace
http://manboots.com/cockrub/pre/dick2dick_0909.jpg

so this is where robin's been going after work

pink_ribbon_scars · 02-09-2004, 01:53 PM

I'd like to post an answer but I just can't do it in a thread like this one...

meow · 02-09-2004, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod
Lesbians. Well, usually my woman and another chick (random, usually not a real person).

http://www.hswv.com/images/girl-catadoption.jpg

Nimrod · 02-09-2004, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by meow
http://www.hswv.com/images/girl-catadoption.jpg

Someone much hotter and without a stupid cat.

meow · 02-09-2004, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod
Someone much hotter and without a stupid cat.

Isle · 02-09-2004, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by meow

haha. i wouldn't trust that old dude in the background though.

Fall Down Blue · 02-09-2004, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by sppunk
I haven't masturbated in more than 7 years probably.

i completely understand, i wouldn't want to whack an albino penis either... it would be too depressing.

Lizzy Lover · 02-09-2004, 04:22 PM

i like to watch lesbian porn when i masterbate, or do it in front of my bf

silent1 · 02-09-2004, 04:24 PM

i usually think about my girlfriends sister and mom.

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