Shrooms: your stories

[Toby]

Admiral Benbow Inn
Shag carpet
pokemon
and a sink that would not stop dripping

[pink_ribbon_scars]

I've had a great time on shrooms but I don't have any stories that are very interesting. I did 5 grams recently and all I did was lay in bed and laugh with my eyes closed (pathetic sounding, I know), but it was the coolest trip. I don't know what I saw or how I felt, but I can remember thinking "Woah, I'm finally truly fucked up. This is perfect, but I would NOT want to be any more fucked up than this." I wish I remembered what it was like. I'll do it again sometime and hopefully it'll be similar and I'll remember.

I haven't done them out in public yet (I guess I've done them 4 times at home) because I usually laugh so much and I'm positive I'd make an ass out of myself. However, I did 2 grams about a week ago and that was mild enough that I think I could defnitely handle it outside this spring.

[keebs]

i ate two trays in amsterdam at vondelpark. one tray of philosopher stones and one tray of coplandia i think they were called. anyway, i ate them at the park and stared at some trees for awhile. trees are *fantastic* on shrooms. you can seem them breathe and communicate. the trip started to get a little too hard so i decided id go back to my apt. it was a 15 min walk and i was trying to navitage through a city im not very familiar with while tripping very hard. a guy came up to me and said "do you always walk like that?" i reply "yes" he says...."do you always walk like a beast of burden?" man, this *fucked* with me i started obsessing about my negative attitudes on my walk back. the streets of amsterdam had become a cartoon. i was walking through toon town basically. people's eyes were doing figure 8's as i passed them on the streets. i got back to my apt and layed down in bed....i was very overwhelmed at this point. then all of the sudden everything looked, tastes, smelled, and sounded like a ravi shankar song. music made it more intense yet it soothed me as well...so that really was hard to figure out. equivalent dosage for dried mushrooms....prolly 12-15 grams here. i dont recommend it.

[beef curtains]

The first time I did shrooms I somehow lost my ability to speak coherently, and ended up thinking this peacock mural was stealing my thoughts.

The 2nd time I took way too many and hid under a blanket on a couch b/c everything was too intense. I was convinced I could see a 4th dimension, and I saw all these dots dancing much like some Fantasia animation. (all animators should do shrooms)... Later on when watching TV, I couldn't concentrate because every word I heard made my mind fragment into a billion pieces thinking of every story I knew involving that word.

I need to get some more shrooms, damnit!

[SuckSuckStyle]

i ate a stick.

[machinaddict]

Originally posted by mewl
you already know all of mine!

EXCEPT FOR THE CAVE CRICKET! this was back when i lived with maggie and liz. we were starting to come down and liz and i were in her room doing something when all of a sudden maggie screamed bloody murder. we were like what the fuck? and ran into her room to see what was going on. she was on top of her bed and there was a GIGANTIC cricket hopping around on the floor! she wouldn't stop screaming! haha

well, i hate crickets. they're one of my biggest fears ever! so i got up onto the bed with maggie. liz threw a shoe at it but it jumped at her haha and she came onto the bed with us. then i remembered my childhood and how i would torture the crickets dumb enough to come into my room. LISTERINE! i ran into the bathroom and got the bottle and maggie was like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?" and i was like "i'm gonna kill it!" maggie and liz were skeptical of listerine haha! so i tried to get it on the cricket but my aim was REALLY OFF. finally liz was like ARRRRGH! and she got a book and smashed it. BUT IT WAS STILL ALIVE and sort of gimpy. maggie got the vaccuum cleaner and sucked it up. but then the hose came off!

Maggie was like "FUCK THIS" and threw the vaccuum out the window into the parking lot haha!

it was intense!

That is fucking insane.
I want to do mushrooms sometime soon.

[meow]

We made tea out of it..I posted OOH OOH AHH AHH all over netphoria, then i went outside and did a couple of laps around the building, then i spent a half hour sticking a toilet plunger to the walls... then i sat staring at a little light on the tv because it was jumping around. Then the high started wearing off... and i ate the bits remaining in the tea. I chanted CHRIS YOU CAN EAT THE BITS for another half hour.

fun.

[Dead Frequency]

It's such a funny thing interacting with people that are sober when you're totally out of this world.

The first time I did them, I really wanted to smoke some weed, but we had no weed. By the time I found a paperclip to scrape with, all was lost. I was too far gone to control the paperclip with any degree of accuracy.

[KrazeeStacee]

Weird shit always seems to happen when I'm shrooming. Not things I make up or see, or think are happening, but things that really are happening.

Like, for instance, the guy I mentioned that spoke with Maggie and I about the end of the world...who does that?

Then, the next time I was shrooming, I was with Paul and Ari in my apartment. Paul and I were shrooming and Ari was sober (we smoked a little weed, not much).

It was 3am on a Saturday and all of a sudden there's cops out in front of our apartment (we're on the second floor) and they're shining their lights into our apartment. I almost completely flipped out because I was being so paranoid.

I guess some punk kid was busted with drugs and ran...and I bet he ran into our yard somewhere and they were scanning the area for him. We watching him get arrested from our window.

I don't know why these sorts of experiences happen when I'm tripping. They would be fucked up to me as it is while I'm sober...but extremely so when I'm on shrooms.

[KrazeeStacee]

Originally posted by Dead Frequency
It's such a funny thing interacting with people that are sober when you're totally out of this world.

I love talking to sober people that are interested in what I'm saying. Some people just aren't on that level.

When I trip, I usually just go insane and start coming up with crazy theories and ideas that somehow make perfect sense to me.

I just like to space out and think or talk about everything that's going through my head. Rarely ever do I go crazy and start doing stupid things. I did that a lot on acid, but I also have a LOT more acid experiences as oppose to shrooms.

In fact, I'm debating on whether or not I want to shroom tonight.

[MissPorcelina]

Originally posted by Dead Frequency
It's such a funny thing interacting with people that are sober when you're totally out of this world.

The first time I did them, I really wanted to smoke some weed, but we had no weed. By the time I found a paperclip to scrape with, all was lost. I was too far gone to control the paperclip with any degree of accuracy.

Once when we were on mushrooms, we had an ounce of weed too, and we smoked the whole thing because it feels good to take deep breaths when you're on mushrooms for some reason. Thing is, we coulda saved a few bucks and just breathed air. It did the same thing. The weed doesn't really intensify anything. You can't even feel it.

This was the same time that about 20 minutes into the trip--7 or 8 police cars came squealing onto our usually quiet street, slid to a halt around our house, got out, guns drawn and ended some "disturbance/attempted something or other" at the neighbors. I must have looked so stupid. I had my face smooshed up against the glass, the lights were mesmerizing, you see---but I kept trying to tell them to hide the drugs HIDE THE DRUGS but I couldn't think it loud enough for them to hear me.

[twice]

Originally posted by So very sad about me
Later on when watching TV, I couldn't concentrate because every word I heard made my mind fragment into a billion pieces thinking of every story I knew involving that word.

that happens to me when i'm dreaming....usually for the entire week after i trip. it's insane.

[KrazeeStacee]

Yay! I am shrooming tonight. I'm a little nervous because its a group of my friends shrooming too...but we'll see what happens!

i like this thread

[sppunk]

Originally posted by trykristin
i like this thread

Why did you delete the one you made about me before I could see it, other than the fact it made you look like a bigger idiot?

[ambienlife]

the dealer always backs out when I go to buy shrooms

[Lizzy Lover]

ate them at a widespread panic show, got really mad when our pipe got broken, freaked out, had to leave early, heard a marching band, got scared puked ALOT, smoke some more pot and then i think i pass out!

CANT WAIT TO GO AGAIN!

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[Axis of Action]

Two stories. One of me, one of my friend, James.

I've never done shrooms but I have smoked pot. The first time I smoked was possibly the coolest yet scariest experience of my life. The cool part was, after I took four real deep hits, there's approximately twenty minutes I don't remember, except for some blurred colors. Of course, it could be only a minute or it could be longer, but based on how long we were there I think it was around 20. We were past this small river, which went under a local highway, and then up a little path to a cliff which overlooks the Potomac river. After we were all done and bored, we had to go back. The walk back felt like fucking Lord of the Rings. I fell (kind of) in the really, really small river; my friend Robert and I were walking really slow, because it's really dark and we're both high (mostly every one else was straight). We're yelling at each other, "where the fuck is everyone!?!" and "oh my god when will this end!" and of course, there's a random branch in the way and we stare at it for like ten seconds before we move on. Then, when we FINALLY get back to the cars, my friend Ben decides it's a good time to remember how to drive manual on my friend Zach's car. We're on a hill. He can't really remember. So we keep start-stopping, and slowly falling back each time. I start to sweat, because hey, what if we roll back AND DIE?!?! I'm the only guy who's high in the car, and my friend Tristan turns me and goes "Sam are you high?!" and starts pulling at my cheeks and I just wanted to cry. Then we went to Harris Teeter and I had the best cookies of my life.

Second story:

My friend James is big on shrooms/pot. I don't know him too well, but I went over to his dorm room the other day with my friend Neal. Neal is all, "dude, okay, one time he was tripping on shrooms, and got his bike into his room, and there's scratch marks all over the walls" and I figured that he meant you know, kinda low on the wall. I get to the guys room - and the ceiling is raised I'd say a good fourteen feet from the floor - and the scratches are EVERYWHERE. There may have even been one on the ceiling. There's about 50 scratches or so. I thought it was funny.

[I_was_aborted]

Originally posted by keebs
i ate two trays in amsterdam at vondelpark. one tray of philosopher stones and one tray of coplandia i think they were called.

Sweet. Philospher stones are Mexicana A, not psylocybe cubensis and copelandia is panaleous Cyanescens. Copelandia are more potent than cubensis...like they sale 18 wet grams of copelandia for a trip and 35 for cubensis. Philosopher stones are interesting too....they aren't shrooms...they are sclerotia which forms from the mycellium which produces mushrooms, interesting stuff. I would say that you took a dose equal to about 5-8 grams of driend cubensis mushrooms...but that is still a goood dose. Most people can trip well anywhere from 1.5 to 3.5 grams(an eighth). Lots of people seem to think shrooms is a soft drug....I guess they don't realize you can trip as hard off of shrooms as lsd if you take the right amount. Its not the same exact kind of trip....but just as intense and mind-blowing.

The first time I ever ate some mushrooms I was about 16, I took 3.5 grams. I was sitting in a car staring at a large hill in front of me. The hill had snow on it...but some lines where the snow had started to melt during the day. We had some Rusted Root playing really loud in the car and the black lines in the snow started to form stick figures, about 100 feet tall none the less. I got to sit in the car and listen to Rusted Root while 100 foot tall stick figures with spears danced to the music on the snow covered hill. It was an amazing time.....I have lots of crazy trip stories...but I'll just keep the rest to myself.

[Ihaman]

hahaha, the first time I ever did them I was wearing these massive [raver] pants, this girl Anah stepped on them and I cried yelling "YOU'RE NEVER TALKING TO MY PANTS AGAIN!!!!"
I still have that piece of pant in my wallet.

Right after that I thought I saw hebrew writing on the wall and stared at it for 10 minutes trying to decipher it, it ended up being a crack in the stucco that had some water that didn't dry in it.


I kept seeing hebrew writing in the walls, it was sooo funny.

Then we went into the Catholic church and stared at the ceiling. This lady came up to me and asked me if I had any information about marrying in the temple. I was sooooo fucking confused! I stopped her with the most serious expression I've ever felt and said "wait wait wait wait, you want to marry ME?" and she gave me the weirdest look ever, stopped talking and wandered around.
I grabbed my friend and said "WE HAVE TO GO SHE KNOWS!" as she was walking away.

[I_was_aborted]

I can't wait till the spring time in Chicago. I'll dose down nice and good and go to the Art Institute .... then when things get interesting I'll go and lay in the park by the lake.....mmmmm nothing goes better with mushrooms than sunshine, water and grass.

[mewl]

Originally posted by Ihaman
hahaha, the first time I ever did them I was wearing these massive [raver] pants, this girl Anah stepped on them and I cried yelling "YOU'RE NEVER TALKING TO MY PANTS AGAIN!!!!"
I still have that piece of pant in my wallet.

Right after that I thought I saw hebrew writing on the wall and stared at it for 10 minutes trying to decipher it, it ended up being a crack in the stucco that had some water that didn't dry in it.


I kept seeing hebrew writing in the walls, it was sooo funny.

Then we went into the Catholic church and stared at the ceiling. This lady came up to me and asked me if I had any information about marrying in the temple. I was sooooo fucking confused! I stopped her with the most serious expression I've ever felt and said "wait wait wait wait, you want to marry ME?" and she gave me the weirdest look ever, stopped talking and wandered around.
I grabbed my friend and said "WE HAVE TO GO SHE KNOWS!" as she was walking away.

[mewl]

Originally posted by sppunk
Why did you delete the one you made about me before I could see it, other than the fact it made you look like a bigger idiot?

way to try to make this all about YOU.