Shrooms: your stories

right here.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

ate em.got fucked up. the end.

[bonsor]

the first hallucination i ever had on shrooms, i saw jerry garcia.

no. fucking. joke.

[mewl]

you already know all of mine!

EXCEPT FOR THE CAVE CRICKET! this was back when i lived with maggie and liz. we were starting to come down and liz and i were in her room doing something when all of a sudden maggie screamed bloody murder. we were like what the fuck? and ran into her room to see what was going on. she was on top of her bed and there was a GIGANTIC cricket hopping around on the floor! she wouldn't stop screaming! haha

well, i hate crickets. they're one of my biggest fears ever! so i got up onto the bed with maggie. liz threw a shoe at it but it jumped at her haha and she came onto the bed with us. then i remembered my childhood and how i would torture the crickets dumb enough to come into my room. LISTERINE! i ran into the bathroom and got the bottle and maggie was like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?" and i was like "i'm gonna kill it!" maggie and liz were skeptical of listerine haha! so i tried to get it on the cricket but my aim was REALLY OFF. finally liz was like ARRRRGH! and she got a book and smashed it. BUT IT WAS STILL ALIVE and sort of gimpy. maggie got the vaccuum cleaner and sucked it up. but then the hose came off!

Maggie was like "FUCK THIS" and threw the vaccuum out the window into the parking lot haha!

it was intense!

[Fattening Ass]

i dun like mushrooms. i always pick them out of my food.

[Ihaman]

hahaha, oh man.

We went to the botanical garden's at night for the "festival of lights" where they do light installations around the plants and make them look super neato, they also had these little boats in these little japanese water garden style streams that went through the park in a seemingly random pattern. We ate the mushrooms there and wrote a note to put on the boat: "to matt on shrooms: stop laughing so hard".
we wandered around, spent most of our time in the butterfly greenhouse with the most amazing projections i have ever witnessed on the cielings. We managed to find a pretty cool area of benches in there and sat there making fun of each other and laughing like idiots and making fun of people (one of our favorite past times)
I remember this foreign girl with a dress that was full of postcards, we wondered if she was a passport and started laughing at how she probably has a postcard printed on her dress for every foreign dick she's sucked, our friend eli who wasn't talking the whole night finally said "the slut" and we all laughed, which was bad because she was about 3 feet away from us and we were *all* looking at her, we laughed even more about how big assholes we were.
So the boat passes by that i wrote a note on and we took the basket to read all of them, i saw mine but i wasnt laughing when i read it so it was stupid.
the rest of the notes were really cool, things like "the guy in the avalanche hoody has a secret admirer.


and then lorie started freaking out and hitting herself against the tubing that went under the lake to see marine botanicals saying something like "I'm marine!" we had to take her home so she could cry, she ruined the whole night.

[mewl]

Originally posted by Fattening Ass
i dun like mushrooms. i always pick them out of my food.

i HATE mushrooms too! i can never eat them. unless they're dried up and get stuck in my teeth and taste like poo and make me giggle. or if they're in chocolates.

[mewl]

another time i was at maggie's house and i had taken 2 hits of stale acid and i tripped alone. i ate barbecue chips and could read her cats mind. and then i masturbated outside while looking at the stars kaleidoscope

[AndySlash]

Done em once.

I got really fucking cold. I had three layers of clothing on and two blankets and I was still shivering. I remember just being totally immersed in the christmas lights while a remix of Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here" was playing. Then when a different song came on, a buddy got up and started dancing. I thought it was absolutely horrible but could not stop laughing like a little girl. I kept telling him to "Sit the FUCK DOWN" over and over all the while squealing like a bitch. Then I accused him of switching my water out with some sort of clear alcohol- THIS ISN'T FUCKING WATER, DAMMIT.

[spa ced]

When I'm high and on the road and I see red and green traffic lights I get that warm feeling of christmas.
Does anyone know what i'm talking about?

[mewl]

Originally posted by spa ced
When I'm high and on the road and I see red and green traffic lights I get that warm feeling of christmas.
Does anyone know what i'm talking about?

haha no but i love driving fucked up

[twice]

haha like stuff happened and stuff!

*twirls hair*

[Irrelevant]

Originally posted by mewl


haha no but i love driving fucked up

haha i hope you wreck your car and take yourself out of our population without killing any of the many, many other people you're putting in danger.

[mewl]

Originally posted by Irrelevant
haha i hope you wreck your car and take yourself out of our population without killing any of the many, many other people you're putting in danger.

haha don't presume you know how certain drugs affect me

[Irrelevant]

Originally posted by mewl


haha don't presume you know how certain drugs affect me

EVERYONE DRIVES FINE ON DRUGS! you're smart.

[mewl]

Originally posted by Irrelevant
EVERYONE DRIVES FINE ON DRUGS! you're smart.

drugs affect people differently. i can drive fine while tripping or high. shutup.

[Irrelevant]

Originally posted by mewl


drugs affect people differently. i can drive fine while tripping or high. shutup.

HI

[mewl]

Originally posted by Irrelevant


HI

i'm sorry, mr. jackson, but you can't heal the world anymore.

Originally posted by Irrelevant




HI

Hello, world, here the song that we're singin'
C'mon get happy!
A whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
We'll make you happy!

We had a dream, we'd go travelin' together,
We'd spread a little lovin' then we'd keep movin' on.
Somethin' always happens whenever we're together
We get a happy feelin' when we're singing a song.

Trav'lin' along there's a song that we're singin'
C'mon get happy!
A Whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
We'll make you happy!
We'll make you happy!
We'll make you happy!

[phaedrus]

Originally posted by mewl
you already know all of mine!

EXCEPT FOR THE CAVE CRICKET! this was back when i lived with maggie and liz. we were starting to come down and liz and i were in her room doing something when all of a sudden maggie screamed bloody murder. we were like what the fuck? and ran into her room to see what was going on. she was on top of her bed and there was a GIGANTIC cricket hopping around on the floor! she wouldn't stop screaming! haha

well, i hate crickets. they're one of my biggest fears ever! so i got up onto the bed with maggie. liz threw a shoe at it but it jumped at her haha and she came onto the bed with us. then i remembered my childhood and how i would torture the crickets dumb enough to come into my room. LISTERINE! i ran into the bathroom and got the bottle and maggie was like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?" and i was like "i'm gonna kill it!" maggie and liz were skeptical of listerine haha! so i tried to get it on the cricket but my aim was REALLY OFF. finally liz was like ARRRRGH! and she got a book and smashed it. BUT IT WAS STILL ALIVE and sort of gimpy. maggie got the vaccuum cleaner and sucked it up. but then the hose came off!

Maggie was like "FUCK THIS" and threw the vaccuum out the window into the parking lot haha!

it was intense!

the poor fucking cricket! it spent the end of its poor life in agony.


i full endorse the second swat.

[dustdream]

i realised i didn't have to use my feet to walk, i could use my fingers.

the sky spun patterns in stars - equations, geometry, mathematics made beautiful.

then we got lost

hitched a lift with a skinhead who dropped a brown paper bag off at a warehouse

and had no reflection

then we laughed a lot and faded in colour

[phaedrus]

Originally posted by Ihaman
hahaha, oh man.

We went to the botanical garden's at night for the "festival of lights" where they do light installations around the plants and make them look super neato, they also had these little boats in these little japanese water garden style streams that went through the park in a seemingly random pattern. We ate the mushrooms there and wrote a note to put on the boat: "to matt on shrooms: stop laughing so hard".
we wandered around, spent most of our time in the butterfly greenhouse with the most amazing projections i have ever witnessed on the cielings. We managed to find a pretty cool area of benches in there and sat there making fun of each other and laughing like idiots and making fun of people (one of our favorite past times)
I remember this foreign girl with a dress that was full of postcards, we wondered if she was a passport and started laughing at how she probably has a postcard printed on her dress for every foreign dick she's sucked, our friend eli who wasn't talking the whole night finally said "the slut" and we all laughed, which was bad because she was about 3 feet away from us and we were *all* looking at her, we laughed even more about how big assholes we were.
So the boat passes by that i wrote a note on and we took the basket to read all of them, i saw mine but i wasnt laughing when i read it so it was stupid.
the rest of the notes were really cool, things like "the guy in the avalanche hoody has a secret admirer.


and then lorie started freaking out and hitting herself against the tubing that went under the lake to see marine botanicals saying something like "I'm marine!" we had to take her home so she could cry, she ruined the whole night.

dig

[Irrelevant]

Originally posted by trykristin


Hello, world, here the song that we're singin'
C'mon get happy!
A whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
We'll make you happy!

We had a dream, we'd go travelin' together,
We'd spread a little lovin' then we'd keep movin' on.
Somethin' always happens whenever we're together
We get a happy feelin' when we're singing a song.

Trav'lin' along there's a song that we're singin'
C'mon get happy!
A Whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
We'll make you happy!
We'll make you happy!
We'll make you happy!

Imagine me and you, I do
I think about you day and night, it's only right
To think about the girl you love and hold her tight
So happy together

If I should call you up, invest a dime
And you say you belong to me and ease my mind
Imagine how the world could be, so very fine
So happy together

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life

Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life

Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together

Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba

Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together

So happy together
How is the weather
So happy together
We're happy together
So happy together
Happy together
So happy together
So happy together (ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba)

[twice]

Originally posted by dustdream
i realised i didn't have to use my feet to walk, i could use my fingers.

the sky spun patterns in stars - equations, geometry, mathematics made beautiful.

then we got lost

hitched a lift with a skinhead who dropped a brown paper bag off at a warehouse

and had no reflection

then we laughed a lot and faded in colour

that sounds beautiful.

[phaedrus]

Originally posted by twice
that sounds beautiful.

i'll second that.

[bonsor]

shroom season here is approaching.

[KrazeeStacee]

Originally posted by twice
haha like stuff happened and stuff!

*twirls hair*

hahahaha <3



The first time I shroomed, I did with Maggie. At 4am on a Saturday night, we walked from my house to the blue line (approx. 3 miles), then got on the train and transfered to the red line.

While we were waiting for the train, this guy came up to us and started talking to us about the end of the world (no joke), for what seemed like 20 minutes.

Then we took the train to 35th (Sox Park) and walked about a mile to a friends house.

It was an interesting experience, to say the least.

[twice]

Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin


hahahaha <3



The first time I shroomed, I did with Maggie. At 4am on a Saturday night, we walked from my house to the blue line (approx. 3 miles), then got on the train and transfered to the red line.

While we were waiting for the train, this guy came up to us and started talking to us about the end of the world (no joke), for what seemed like 20 minutes.

Then we took the train to 35th (Sox Park) and walked about a mile to a friends house.

It was an interesting experience, to say the least.

i made you sit at the corner with me. 'lets just sit.' at the street corner, no less. :erm

[KrazeeStacee]

Originally posted by twice
i made you sit at the corner with me. 'lets just sit.' at the street corner, no less. :erm

*car drives down the street*
me: what the hell are we doing here sitting on a street corner at 5am?
maggie: go!

[morphinebitch]

first time i did them i went to guitar lessons.
then i had to go shopping at the mall with my dad.
and went to a pet store to get my mouse a mouseball.

it was the funnest thing i did at that point.
funny shit...
and my dad didn't notice.

i miss the days when i could get really fucked off a gram

but now i'm all 'fuck shrooms...'
harder drugs = fun