Hilarity: magic stick translation.

[Debaser]

ripped from fark, so what.

http://www.music-critic.com/breakdow...magicstick.htm

Original Lyrics
[Chorus: 50 Cent]
I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you maaagic
(What? What?) Maaagic
I got the magic stick

broken/doWn
[Chorus: 50 Cent]
I have a mystical appendage
I gaurantee that if you let me have sex one time with you then I can have sex with you whenever I want
I can have sex with the sexiest women in the world
What you don’t believe me? If you join me tonight in a social situation you will see for yourself that I am a phenomenal person.
What you say? Did I studder?
My phallus is incredible.


Original Lyrics
[50 Cent]
I'm a freak to the core
Get a dose once, you gon' want some more
My tongue touch ya girl, ya toes bound to curl
This exclusive shit I don't share with the world
I have you up early in the mornin, moanin
Back shot, proper or low can't stop us
Been a fiend for this since Rakim made hits
Get the position down pat, then it's time to switch
I'll rock the boat, I'll work the middle
I skeet it up, straight beat it up..
.. and I ain't in the hood with my toast out loc'n
I'm in the telly workin up a sweat strokin
Tonight's the night, you can fall in love
You can call your mama right now, tell her you met a thug
I pop a lot of shit cause I can back it up
My left stroke's the death stroke

broken/doWn
[50 Cent]
I am sexually adventurous throughout my entire being
If you try it once you will crave me all the time
Once I engage in giving you pleasure with oral sex your phalanges will flex in involuntary muscular response
However, this is a sexual favor I don’t do for every woman I have relations with.
You will wake up early in the morning needing my body
From behind, missionary position, or oral sex nothing will distract us.
I have been horny for quite some time now - years even.
Once we are having intercourse and getting really into it we need to change it up and try something else
Maybe something out of the Kama Sutra
I can do all sorts of special moves
I will scramble your eggs.
Im on the phone pleasuring myself while we talk
You might just start to feel major emotions for me
Here’s my phone-call your mom and let her know you have fallen for a badboy.
I know I talk a lot about my excessive sexual skills
But that is because I can live up to it.
When I move myself up in you to the left then you will practically die.


Original Lyrics
[Chorus: Lil' Kim]
I got the magic clit
I'm on fire, lick once, I get licked twice
I am the baddest chick
Shorty you don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you maaagic
(What? What?) Maaagic, uh-huh uh-huh
I got the magic clit

broken/doWn
[Chorus: Lil' Kim]
I have mystical, crazy genitalia
I burn up inside when I receive oral pleasure
I am such a naughty girl
If you have doubts join me tonight and I will show you.
I will show you what I can do.
Again, my female genitalia is capable of astounding things.


Original Lyrics
[Lil' Kim]
Lil' Kim not a whore
But I sex a nigga so good, he gotta tell his boys
When it, come to sex don't test my skills
Cause my head game have you HEAD over heels
Give a nigga the chills, have him pay my bills
Buy matchin Lambo's with the same color wheels
.. and I ain't out shoppin spendin dudes C-notes
I'm in the crib givin niggaz deep throat
Tonight Lil' Kim gon' have you in the zone
Girls, call ya crib, I'm answerin the phone
Guys wanna wife me and give me the ring
I'll do it anywhere, anyhow, I'm down for anything
Couple of humps, give a nigga goosebumps
This junk in my trunk ain't made for chumps
When Lil' Kim's around you don't need to lie
It's the "Drugs" baby, I'm makin ya HIGH!!

broken/doWn
[Lil' Kim]
I'm not some sort of prostitute, although I do refer to myself in the third person, most likely because I like to hear my own name.
And when I engage in sexual relations it’s so amazing that the lucky partner brags to his friends about it.
No need to question my ability in the sack
When I perform fellatio, I am at the top of my game.
Make you feel all goose bumpy and want to take care of me financially.
You will feel employed to purchase Lamborghinis that are not dissimilar in appearance.
I'm not out spending a man’s cash on stuff for myself.
Instead I have a man's erect penis in my mouth.
I will put you in a hypnotic state
When your girlfriend calls you house I will be answering your phone.
Men try to get me to marry them and they buy me jewelry.
Because I'm freaky and I will have sex anywhere at anytime.
Gyrate in front of a mans face and he will feel chills.
Not everyone can handle my big posterior.
But when I am around you don’t need to pretend.
It’s my body that’s making you feel intoxicated.


Original Lyrics
[Chorus: 50 Cent + Lil' Kim]
I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
(I am the baddest chick)
(Shorty you don't believe me, then come with me tonight)
(And I'll show you maaagic - what? What?)
Maaagic (uh-huh, uh-huh)
(I got the magic clit)

broken/doWn
[Chorus: 50 Cent + Lil' Kim]
I have a mystical appendage
I gaurantee that if you let me have sex one time with you then I can have sex with you whenever I want
I can have sex with the sexiest women in the world
I am such a naughty girl
If you have doubts join me tonight and I will show you.
I will show you what I can do.
Again, my female genitalia is capable of astounding things.


Original Lyrics
[50 Cent + Lil' Kim]
Now put your face in it
I know you sprung off in your tongue, I know you tastin it
(Sex ain't a race) But I have a thug nigga breakin records
And the time is (one minute, six seconds)
(Magic stick) I got the magic bop
HAVE THAT ASS TRICKIN AFTER ONE BACK SHOT
(The gifts, the ice, I like that a lot)
The minks, the leathers, the CL drop

broken/doWn
[Chorus: Lil' Kim]
[50 Cent + Lil' Kim]
Rub your face into my crotch
I know that you are getting excited by the way I taste
When making love it isn’t about how long you take to climax, but when I do have sex the partners I engage with go all out.
My sex is so good
I will have men doing and buying whatever I want
The presents, the diamonds I care for that stuff a lot
The furs, the cow hides that I wear, it’s all good.

[DeviousJ]

Originally posted by Debaser

broken/doWn
[Lil' Kim]
I'm not some sort of prostitute, although I do refer to myself in the third person, most likely because I like to hear my own name.