So I walk in from work on Saturday...

BeautifulLoser · 01-25-2004, 09:35 PM

...and my fiance is standing in my living room, completely naked, with a copy of The Sims: Deluxe in front of his penis. He smiles real big and says "I got you a present!"

I love him so much.

sppunk · 01-25-2004, 09:37 PM

Ummm .... I don't know what's worse: him hanging out naked with The Sims ... or you two actually playing The Sims.

BeautifulLoser · 01-25-2004, 09:40 PM

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Originally posted by sppunk
Ummm .... I don't know what's worse: him hanging out naked with The Sims ... or you two actually playing The Sims.

I've never played it before... he knew I wanted to, so he got me a copy.

strange_one · 01-25-2004, 09:41 PM

oh dear

scouse_dave · 01-25-2004, 09:42 PM

what happens if you bring a friend back for coffee or whatever?

what i'm really asking is...is there a multi-player option on The Sims?

BeautifulLoser · 01-25-2004, 09:42 PM

I must be the only one that finds it funny.

BeautifulLoser · 01-25-2004, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by scouse_dave
what happens if you bring a friend back for coffee or whatever?

what i'm really asking is...is there a multi-player option on The Sims?

I don't really have any friends in this town... I don't get along with other Army people at all.

I'm not sure if there's multiplayer or not. I haven't even installed it yet.

mirrar · 01-25-2004, 09:44 PM

thats horrible!

Cactuar · 01-25-2004, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by scouse_dave
what happens if you bring a friend back for coffee or whatever?

what i'm really asking is...is there a multi-player option on The Sims?

there's an online version out there i don't think it did very well

BECAUSE THE SIMS FUCKING SUCK

BeautifulLoser · 01-25-2004, 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
thats horrible!

But why? I thought it was funny!

rkjr · 01-25-2004, 09:48 PM

You should repay him by hiding a copy of GTA: Vice City in your cooch and letting him dig it out.

(...I've never played The Sims before.)

Sapphire · 01-25-2004, 09:48 PM

Beautiful Loser is a Something Positive fan.

I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

beef curtains · 01-25-2004, 09:49 PM

I think its cute / funny

Toby · 01-25-2004, 09:50 PM

BeautifulLoser · 01-25-2004, 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by Sapphire
Beautiful Loser is a Something Positive fan.

I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

http://forums.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon14.gif

Toby · 01-25-2004, 09:55 PM

Cactuar · 01-25-2004, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by So very sad about me
I think its cute / funny

ignore this statement as she thinks dave is cute/funny

BeautifulLoser · 01-25-2004, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Toby

he's gonna love that

scouse_dave · 01-25-2004, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cactuar
ignore this statement as she thinks dave is cute/funny

"i was dreaming of the past..."

how's life glenn?

mirrar · 01-25-2004, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeautifulLoser

But why? I thought it was funny!

its funny, but more in a "heh heh heh.....*awkward silence* :erm" way

Orchestra · 01-25-2004, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
its funny, but more in a "heh heh heh.....*awkward silence* :erm" way

I guess just wearing my long jacket on the plane for when I see you in the airport is a bad idea then

mirrar · 01-25-2004, 10:16 PM

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Originally posted by Orchestra

I guess just wearing my long jacket on the plane for when I see you in the airport is a bad idea then

YES!

Cactuar · 01-25-2004, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by scouse_dave
"i was dreaming of the past..."

how's life glenn?

i don't get it

also george's last album before he died

is actually really good get it

scouse_dave · 01-25-2004, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cactuar
i don't get it

also george's last album before he died is actually really good get it

"i was dreaming of the past" is the first line from Jealous Guy. use your head, lad...

i heard George's last album was good, yeah...i thought it was people just being sound cos he died tho. i know, i'm a right cynical bastard.

Cactuar · 01-25-2004, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by scouse_dave
"i was dreaming of the past" is the first line from Jealous Guy. use your head, lad...

i heard George's last album was good, yeah...i thought it was people just being sound cos he died tho. i know, i'm a right cynical bastard.

hay i thought that too

neopryn · 01-25-2004, 10:27 PM

why did he have to be naked?

crescentfresh · 01-25-2004, 10:28 PM

If he had tickets to Paris or a big dildo and cherry lube, it would be understandable.

twice · 01-25-2004, 10:34 PM

LOLGOODTOKNOW!

BeautifulLoser · 01-25-2004, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by neopryn
why did he have to be naked?

It's just our type of humor. We both giggled alot. You wouldn't understand.

01-25-2004, 09:35 PM	#1
BeautifulLoser Socialphobic Location: Middle of somewhere Posts: 13,755	So I walk in from work on Saturday... ...and my fiance is standing in my living room, completely naked, with a copy of The Sims: Deluxe in front of his penis. He smiles real big and says "I got you a present!" I love him so much. __________________ __________________________________________________ Sean Casey is a stupid wigger!

01-25-2004, 09:50 PM	#14
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	lol!

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01-25-2004, 09:37 PM	#2
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	Ummm .... I don't know what's worse: him hanging out naked with The Sims ... or you two actually playing The Sims.

01-25-2004, 09:41 PM	#4
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	oh dear

01-25-2004, 09:42 PM	#5
scouse_dave Minion of Satan Location: Manchester Posts: 5,089	what happens if you bring a friend back for coffee or whatever? what i'm really asking is...is there a multi-player option on The Sims?

01-25-2004, 09:44 PM	#8
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	thats horrible!

01-25-2004, 09:48 PM	#11
rkjr Ownz Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 785	You should repay him by hiding a copy of GTA: Vice City in your cooch and letting him dig it out. (...I've never played The Sims before.)

01-25-2004, 09:48 PM	#12
Sapphire Apocalyptic Poster Location: Wo ist JONES!?! Posts: 4,654	Beautiful Loser is a Something Positive fan. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

01-25-2004, 09:49 PM	#13
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	I think its cute / funny

01-25-2004, 09:55 PM	#16
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034

01-25-2004, 10:27 PM	#26
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	why did he have to be naked?

01-25-2004, 10:28 PM	#27
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	If he had tickets to Paris or a big dildo and cherry lube, it would be understandable.