For the girls...

beef curtains · 01-25-2004, 02:56 PM

pick one

mirrar · 01-25-2004, 03:00 PM

i had a roommate who was a fucked up pear last year.. it was horrible.

vanilla · 01-25-2004, 03:01 PM

i had a music teacher from 5-6th grade, and we called her Miss TT (thunder thighs). they were enormous! and seriously, for real, looked like a pear. so i picked option 1.

beef curtains · 01-25-2004, 03:04 PM

I'm a big ass pear, but not to the extent that I can rest cups on the sides of my ass or anythiing. The thing is I think its more controllable to be pear shaped if you exercise....
I dunno. I've seen a few candied apple girls (like, extreme) and I feel bad for them too but honestly have no clue as I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum. I think its harder for them to lose weight, but then again they could just get boob jobs...

beef curtains · 01-25-2004, 03:04 PM

http://www.taschen.com/media/banner/...0x123_copy.gif

01-25-2004, 03:05 PM

I'm a butternut squash.

morphinebitch · 01-25-2004, 03:07 PM

can i be a boy? for the longest time looked kinda like one...

my body did anyways. i have "classic feminine features" or whatever bullshit people say

James is Cool · 01-25-2004, 03:07 PM

This thread has made me chortle.

Junebug · 01-25-2004, 03:09 PM

why is it called a messed up pear though? if a pear is right side up wouldn't it be small on top and big on bottom?

or am I being stupid? and those pictures are really really scary.

01-25-2004, 03:19 PM

I did a google image search for butternut squash. Here's what I found:

http://www.harrismoran.com/products/...mbutternut.jpg

AND:

http://www.billy-corgan.com/Billy_large.jpg

WTF????????

Lizzy Lover · 01-25-2004, 03:21 PM

http://www.lezpic.com/fat/pics/02.jpg

DEAD SEXY!!!!

miss world · 01-25-2004, 03:25 PM

i voted pear. i don't know why.

i wouldn't say i'm either of those. butternut squash seems like a good description.

Geek USA · 01-25-2004, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by So very sad about me
http://www.taschen.com/media/banner/...0x123_copy.gif

obscured01 · 01-25-2004, 03:42 PM

I'm exactly like the pear, except I don't have small tits.

My mom is an apple, she's huge around the tummy, but has absolutely no ass, and toothpick legs.

Stupid&Contagious · 01-25-2004, 04:38 PM

Pears rule.
http://www.apo.nmsu.edu/site/directory/kloomis/pear.gif

*fact* I've never met a pear I didn't want to eat
*fact* Pears taste sweet and juicy
*fact* Pear trees can produce fruit up to 100 years
*fact* There are more than 5000 different types of pears

schlagen · 01-25-2004, 05:12 PM

I'm a pear, but I have tits.

meow · 01-26-2004, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by So very sad about me
I'm a big ass pear, but not to the extent that I can rest cups on the sides of my ass or anythiing.

PIANO ASS!

2Marlon2Brando · 01-26-2004, 02:46 AM

i have dated a couple of girls that were pears, but never a girl that was a candied apple.

Silverstream · 01-26-2004, 02:59 AM

im a stupid combination of both of them.
no butt, largeish thighs, small tummy, medium-large boobs.
blah. id love to have an ass.

Affectation · 01-26-2004, 03:01 AM

How about balanced, you dumb bitch?

Eve · 01-26-2004, 05:03 AM

i don't want to sound... conceited i guess, but i'm pretty well proportioned. i have medium-large (C) boobs and i don't know... i curve where i'm supposed to. nothing is out of place. my butt is normal, my hips and thighs are normal...

pink_ribbon_scars · 01-26-2004, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eve
i don't want to sound... conceited i guess, but i'm pretty well proportioned. i have medium-large (C) boobs and i don't know... i curve where i'm supposed to. nothing is out of place. my butt is normal, my hips and thighs are normal...

Yeah, me too. I'm a little overweight but I don't think it's very offensive because everything is where it's supposed to be. If we're getting picky, I could use a little more ass.

I'd rather be the pear if I had to choose, because the candy apple has always freaked me out. I mean that. Freaked. Me. Out.

View Poll Results: Which would you rather be
Candied apple (extremely large boobs and stomach, stick legs and no ass)	5	13.16%
Fucked up pear (small boobs and stomach, extremely large ass and thighs)	11	28.95%
I'm a boy	22	57.89%
Voters: 38. You may not vote on this poll

01-25-2004, 02:56 PM	#1
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	For the girls... pick one

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01-25-2004, 03:00 PM	#2
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	i had a roommate who was a fucked up pear last year.. it was horrible.

01-25-2004, 03:01 PM	#3
vanilla Minion of Satan Posts: 9,812	i had a music teacher from 5-6th grade, and we called her Miss TT (thunder thighs). they were enormous! and seriously, for real, looked like a pear. so i picked option 1.

01-25-2004, 03:04 PM	#4
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	I'm a big ass pear, but not to the extent that I can rest cups on the sides of my ass or anythiing. The thing is I think its more controllable to be pear shaped if you exercise.... I dunno. I've seen a few candied apple girls (like, extreme) and I feel bad for them too but honestly have no clue as I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum. I think its harder for them to lose weight, but then again they could just get boob jobs...

01-25-2004, 03:05 PM	#6
Lizard Queen Posts: n/a	I'm a butternut squash.

01-25-2004, 03:07 PM	#7
morphinebitch Apocalyptic Poster Location: breathe out, so i can breathe you in Posts: 2,561	can i be a boy? for the longest time looked kinda like one... my body did anyways. i have "classic feminine features" or whatever bullshit people say

01-25-2004, 03:07 PM	#8
James is Cool Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,058	This thread has made me chortle.

01-25-2004, 03:09 PM	#9
Junebug Minion of Satan Posts: 7,072	why is it called a messed up pear though? if a pear is right side up wouldn't it be small on top and big on bottom? or am I being stupid? and those pictures are really really scary.

01-25-2004, 03:19 PM	#10
Lizard Queen Posts: n/a	I did a google image search for butternut squash. Here's what I found: http://www.harrismoran.com/products/...mbutternut.jpg AND: http://www.billy-corgan.com/Billy_large.jpg WTF????????

01-25-2004, 03:21 PM	#11
Lizzy Lover Apocalyptic Poster Location: TN Posts: 1,266	http://www.lezpic.com/fat/pics/02.jpg DEAD SEXY!!!!

01-25-2004, 03:25 PM	#12
miss world Minion of Satan Posts: 8,742	i voted pear. i don't know why. i wouldn't say i'm either of those. butternut squash seems like a good description.

01-25-2004, 03:42 PM	#14
obscured01 Minion of Satan Location: DFW Tejas Posts: 9,693	I'm exactly like the pear, except I don't have small tits. My mom is an apple, she's huge around the tummy, but has absolutely no ass, and toothpick legs.

01-25-2004, 04:38 PM	#15
Stupid&Contagious Amish Rake Fighter Posts: 4	Pears rule. http://www.apo.nmsu.edu/site/directory/kloomis/pear.gif fact I've never met a pear I didn't want to eat fact Pears taste sweet and juicy fact Pear trees can produce fruit up to 100 years fact There are more than 5000 different types of pears

01-25-2004, 05:12 PM	#16
schlagen Demi-God Location: England Posts: 410	I'm a pear, but I have tits.

01-26-2004, 02:46 AM	#18
2Marlon2Brando Socialphobic Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same Posts: 14,519	i have dated a couple of girls that were pears, but never a girl that was a candied apple.

01-26-2004, 02:59 AM	#19
Silverstream Demi-God Location: Australia Posts: 493	im a stupid combination of both of them. no butt, largeish thighs, small tummy, medium-large boobs. blah. id love to have an ass.

01-26-2004, 05:03 AM	#21
Eve Apocalyptic Poster Location: st. louis missouri Posts: 1,952	i don't want to sound... conceited i guess, but i'm pretty well proportioned. i have medium-large (C) boobs and i don't know... i curve where i'm supposed to. nothing is out of place. my butt is normal, my hips and thighs are normal...