lol i love this

[Samsa]

Originally posted by Affect
You are such a fucking tweak. Calm your bitch ass down.

excuse me? someone hypocritically bitches me out for doing nothing but responding to some british neanderthal fuckhead, accuses ME of generalizes and doesn't even fucking take into account why i said what i said in the first place, and suddenly I need to calm my bitch ass down? what about gil who flies of his toilet when i make a *generalization* about netphorians??? who's the fucking tweak here? me or gil?? gil's the one who fucking flips out for no fucking reason and bitches me out for no fucking reason. he's a paranoid neurotic piece of shit. so fuck off.

[Samsa]

Originally posted by killtheyouth
The Mona Lisa is almost certainly the most overrated piece of art in the history of mankind.

umm not really. i think you have to take into account the extent to which it's faded for one. plus come on. stare at her face. look at that expression on her face. is that not the most ambiguous, mysterious expression you have ever seen?

[Samsa]

leda and the swan

http://161.58.208.54/artchive/c/corr...eggio_leda.jpg

[Samsa]

http://161.58.208.54/artchive/g/good...an_figures.jpg

[Affect]

Originally posted by Samsa
so fuck off.

No, you.

[Samsa]

Originally posted by Affect
No, you.

you know what? julio had this pic of robert downey jr pointing and saying "No, U" but i think i deleted it. fuck.

[Samsa]

http://161.58.208.54/artchive/h/hassam/beacon_hill.jpg

[Samsa]

http://161.58.208.54/artchive/k/kienholz/birthday.jpg

[scouse_dave]

Originally posted by Samsa
some british neanderthal fuckhead

lol, keep it coming. poor dumb cunt, lol.

[Smiley33]

Originally posted by Enisled


cuz i'd rather read her BS than yours? right.

fuck u too

[Smiley33]

LEONARDO DA VINCI <3

god am I glad that most of you fuckers weren't in my art history class last year. (i leave tessellation out of this one because he was probably still shitting his diapers when his parents took him to the louvre.) I would have thrown my fucking 600 page book at your heads.

anyway, SUZE, did you get to go to the musée d'orsay too? It's also a very beautiful museum, and a little less crowded than the louvre.

[Smiley33]

Originally posted by Enisled


WHAT???

NOT EVERYTHING I WRITE IS BS

MAYBE THE VAST MAJORITY BUT FUKU

[Smiley33]

Originally posted by Enisled


damn. chill. fuck.

which one should I do first?

[Smiley33]

Originally posted by Enisled


this is getting kinky. let's continue this conversation over the phone.

I AM GOING TO WASTE MY 7702ND POST REPLYING TO THIS

[Samsa]

Originally posted by Smiley33
LEONARDO DA VINCI <3

god am I glad that most of you fuckers weren't in my art history class last year. (i leave tessellation out of this one because he was probably still shitting his diapers when his parents took him to the louvre.) I would have thrown my fucking 600 page book at your heads.

anyway, SUZE, did you get to go to the musée d'orsay too? It's also a very beautiful museum, and a little less crowded than the louvre.

yeah i went there...liked it quite a bit. they had this special like monet exhibit while i was there (i think. dammit i can't remember). yeah i didn't get much sleep that week and sadly most of my recollections are tainted yeah. i remember seeing a gauguin statue which i walked past i think. gauguin right. and. ugh. yeah i'm pretty sure the musee d'orsay was the museum with. yeahhhh

oh yeah. la musee d'orsay, they had this like, furniture exhibit from a particular era or group of artists or something but fuck i cannot for the life of me remmber which artists or which era, but fuck it was beautiful. it wasn't just furniture though i don' tthink. shit i wish i could remember. it was early april 2000 i think. no. early april 2001. yeah. april 2001 if you can find out for me i would be forever indebted man i loved that furniture. i should've bought a book but all the books they had were hardcover and too expensive. yeah.

[Smiley33]

Originally posted by Enisled


why bring that up now? you've 'wasted' a couple hundred of those posts replying to my BS.

No, those were put to good use. That one was wasted, though.

[Smiley33]

Originally posted by Samsa


yeah i went there...liked it quite a bit. they had this special like monet exhibit while i was there (i think. dammit i can't remember). yeah i didn't get much sleep that week and sadly most of my recollections are tainted yeah. i remember seeing a gauguin statue which i walked past i think. gauguin right. and. ugh. yeah i'm pretty sure the musee d'orsay was the museum with. yeahhhh

oh yeah. la musee d'orsay, they had this like, furniture exhibit from a particular era or group of artists or something but fuck i cannot for the life of me remmber which artists or which era, but fuck it was beautiful. it wasn't just furniture though i don' tthink. shit i wish i could remember. it was early april 2000 i think. no. early april 2001. yeah. april 2001 if you can find out for me i would be forever indebted man i loved that furniture. i should've bought a book but all the books they had were hardcover and too expensive. yeah.

I remember the Monet exhibit too. That museum was a bit of a maze from what I remember. Most of the bigger statues were on the ground floor or soemthing and then there were floors and floors that went around. There was also a sectiob blocked off, but I don't remember why. I have a little book from there, but it's only like 200 pages. I got it in july 2000 :-/

I also remember some Van Gogh. I have some pictures of some of the paintings that came out really well. ummmm


"The dramatic conversion of a defunct railway station into the Musee D'Orsay brought a major reorganization or Paris' collection of 19th century art. This famous turn of the century building is all iron and glass with an open and refreshing feel. There are 3 floors of exhibits including painting, sculpture, furniture, architectural displays, and photographs. These combine to show the richness and diversity of 19th century art, including impressionism, realism, post-impressionism, and art nouveau. The ground floor center gallery holds mid 19th century sculpture including Barye, the caster of super-naturalist animals. The Galleries to the right hold a few Delacroix'ss and to the left Daumier, Corot and Millet lead to the first impressionist works, including Manet's controversial Dejeuner Sur L'Herbe. The top floor shows outdoor scenes by Renior and Sisley. Monet's Water Lillies are everywhere and ******* 5 of his Rouen Cathedral series, each painted in a different lighting. Cezanne is also represented well. The rest of this level is given over to various offspring of impressionism. There's Gaugin, both pre- and post-Tahiti and lots of Toulouselatrec at his wildest. Also the smashing colors and disturbing rhythms of Van Gogh. The middle floor has 19th century sculpture, including Rodin and large rooms of beautiful art Nouveau furniture. Lastly, Mattisses and Klimts make a nice transition to the modern art of the Beeaubourg."


yep, your memory isn't all that bad, suze.

[Samsa]

wow the website has all past exhibits since the opening kewl!!

so i'm talking about umm

carlo bugatti

and..

oh apparently annunzio was there too. i think i remember seeing some sculpture :X yeah i havea bad memory i dunno i suck

paul signac -- remmeber that vaguley? yeah i do remember it

umm italian art facing modernity (is that what i was thinking of instead of monet? no the monet was the permanent exhibit duh. but i could've remembered like even more monet in like a. nevermind :-/ )

[Samsa]

yeah like it's like basically an impressionist museum but i thought htere was also some temporary exhibit dealing with impressionism i guess i'm wrong. i think the italian art facing modernity was at the top on one side and the carlo bugatti was on the other side , and no. i forget

i ate lunch there though! i remember that. lol. my food memory is always so much better than anything else. i remember i was really grumpy. yeah. and ha ha. yeah other things. can't remember exactly waht i ate. i think iw as mostly mad cuz i didn't get to sit next to this girl maybe that's imaginary. i remember most people having some seafood 'entree' (ie appetizer) and my french teacher kept asking them if they were finished cuz she wanted to eat it. lol. can't remember what i ate for real food but i remember having a pretty tasty dessert. yeah.

[Samsa]

http://home.uni-one.nl/bugatti/voitu...tti/carlo3.jpg http://home.uni-one.nl/bugatti/voitu...atti/cobra.jpg http://www.portalsgallery.com/antiqu...ti%20stool.jpg http://www.ems-o.net/zxzfig/chairs/artn/bug2.jpg

[Samsa]

http://aleph.kubos.org/AN/img/sotheb...00/bugatti.jpg

[Smiley33]

Originally posted by Samsa
wow the website has all past exhibits since the opening kewl!!

so i'm talking about umm

carlo bugatti

and..

oh apparently annunzio was there too. i think i remember seeing some sculpture :X yeah i havea bad memory i dunno i suck

paul signac -- remmeber that vaguley? yeah i do remember it

umm italian art facing modernity (is that what i was thinking of instead of monet? no the monet was the permanent exhibit duh. but i could've remembered like even more monet in like a. nevermind :-/ )

yeah did you go to http://www.musee-orsay.fr ? i can't seem to find the furniture part.

http://www.musee-orsay.fr:8081/ORSAY...ElemFormat=jpg

I REMEMBER THAT

[Samsa]

http://architettura.supereva.it/sopr...11121/01_c.jpg

[Smiley33]

Originally posted by Samsa
yeah like it's like basically an impressionist museum but i thought htere was also some temporary exhibit dealing with impressionism i guess i'm wrong. i think the italian art facing modernity was at the top on one side and the carlo bugatti was on the other side , and no. i forget

i ate lunch there though! i remember that. lol. my food memory is always so much better than anything else. i remember i was really grumpy. yeah. and ha ha. yeah other things. can't remember exactly waht i ate. i think iw as mostly mad cuz i didn't get to sit next to this girl maybe that's imaginary. i remember most people having some seafood 'entree' (ie appetizer) and my french teacher kept asking them if they were finished cuz she wanted to eat it. lol. can't remember what i ate for real food but i remember having a pretty tasty dessert. yeah.

YOUFOUND THE FURNITURE

you just can't beat french desserts. i miss that and the bread the most

i was in a pretty good mood in the museum, but i got lost/separated from my people a few times and was not looking forward to riding the subway.

[Samsa]

Originally posted by Smiley33


yeah did you go to http://www.musee-orsay.fr ? i can't seem to find the furniture part.

http://www.musee-orsay.fr:8081/ORSAY...ElemFormat=jpg

I REMEMBER THAT

http://www.musee-orsay.fr:8081/ORSAY...x?OpenDocument

that's all the past exhibitions

[Samsa]

i remember sitting on some bench reading the fountainhead while i was waiting for everyone else to finish and some security guard came over and asked me to put my feet down. lol

i remember the bonnard! actually i think i even took pictures of it lol. that came out really badly

http://www.musee-orsay.fr:8081/ORSAY...ElemFormat=jpg

http://www.musee-orsay.fr:8081/ORSAY...ElemFormat=jpg

that one i don't remember but i really like

[Samsa]

http://www.musee-orsay.fr:8081/ORSAY...ElemFormat=jpg

pretty sure i remember that

http://www.musee-orsay.fr:8081/ORSAY...ElemFormat=jpg

yep

[Samsa]

whoa i have some bad picture at home i took half of a sculpture and half of a ceiling. i've always assumed it was from the louvre just cuz the louvre had so many sculptures and shit. but lol now i recognize the ceiling!

http://www.musee-orsay.fr:8081/ORSAY...ElemFormat=jpg

[Samsa]

http://www.musee-orsay.fr:8081/ORSAY...ElemFormat=jpg

yeah i remember that room xcept when i was there it had all these tables in it

[kypper]

Originally posted by Enisled


this is getting kinky. let's continue this conversation over the phone.