I just realized my binge drinking days are over...

[spa ced]

Freud is masturbating in his grave right now.

[beef curtains]

Originally posted by spa ced
Freud is masturbating in his grave right now.

tell him i'm still witholding my feces

I have a mullet.

[beef curtains]

Originally posted by Lizard Queen
I have a mullet.

SHANDI

[Fattening Ass]

Originally posted by Lizard Queen
I have a mullet.

:erm im sorry.

[beef curtains]

Originally posted by Fattening Ass
:erm im sorry.

coming from fabio!

Originally posted by Fattening Ass
:erm im sorry.

Me too. If you could pay for the haircut, I'd gladly cut the mullet.

[Fattening Ass]

Originally posted by So very sad about me


coming from fabio!

hey, i don't have a mullet.

[Fattening Ass]

Originally posted by Lizard Queen


Me too. If you could pay for the haircut, I'd gladly cut the mullet.

dude, just get some scissors and cut away !

[beef curtains]

Originally posted by Fattening Ass
hey, i don't have a mullet.

no, its just the male version of the jennifer anniston cut

Originally posted by Fattening Ass
dude, just get some scissors and cut away !

I don't have a mirror to make sure I don't do it all retarded.

[spa ced]

life is so strange.

[sppunk]

Originally posted by spa ced
life is so strange.

.... soooo strange. I kind of like that song. Destination unknkown!

[scouse_dave]

Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
you even have a built-in compass! that has to be cool.

did she do that thing where she worked out where north was, then pointed in another direction and declared "east! east!"?

[bonsor]

Originally posted by So very sad about me
What if I wake up in 5 years and I'm wearing tapered leg jeans and Keds?

i'd wonder more about why you went to sleep fully clothed.

[bonsor]

Originally posted by So very sad about me


no, its just the male version of the jennifer anniston cut

long?

[beef curtains]

Originally posted by ******
i'd wonder more about why you went to sleep fully clothed.

either that or why people are dressing me in my sleep

[jenniferkate]

Originally posted by DeadSwan
i'm wearing "business casual"

wtf

seriously. being called ma'am is the worst. :/

i had an opportunity to go to some shi-shi-la-la fashionista club tonight and instead i came home and ate carrot sticks and whole wheat toast with sugar-free jam.

i was telling a coworker of mine about needing a vacation and she was all "why bother? you wouldn't go anywhere. you'd just stay home and sleep." and i was all "so? "

[2Marlon2Brando]

Originally posted by scouse_dave
did she do that thing where she worked out where north was, then pointed in another direction and declared "east! east!"?

haha. no. i missed out on that.

it was mostly, "we're lost, but i know exactly where we are because I have a built-in compass".

[beef curtains]

Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando


haha. no. i missed out on that.

it was mostly, "we're lost, but i know exactly where we are because I have a built-in compass".

and i said "we're going east now, away from this" and "now we're going south, you might as well get on the 610"

[2Marlon2Brando]

Originally posted by So very sad about me


and i said "we're going east now, away from this" and "now we're going south, you might as well get on the 610"

did you write down our conversation?

i think that is verbatim.

[beef curtains]

Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando


did you write down our conversation?

i think that is verbatim.

my brain fills itself with useless information to keep from learning the valuable things...

[2Marlon2Brando]

Originally posted by So very sad about me


my brain fills itself with useless information to keep from learning the valuable things...

so our conversations are pretty useless?

[beef curtains]

Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando


so our conversations are pretty useless?

yes, in fact

[Nimrod]

Hello, people! Binge drinking is not about how often you do it, it's about how much you consume when you do.

[2Marlon2Brando]

Originally posted by So very sad about me


yes, in fact

ouch.

[beef curtains]

Originally posted by Nimrod
Hello, people! Binge drinking is not about how often you do it, it's about how much you consume when you do.

you've given me new hope!

[beef curtains]

Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando


ouch.

its just not the best info for when i need to remember equations for ejection fractions of the heart and etc during a test

[2Marlon2Brando]

greatest thread ever.

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthre...threadid=35534

[Sepiae]

Originally posted by jenniferkate


seriously. being called ma'am is the worst. :/

I was trying to get a dressing room at the Gap near my college the other week, and some girl, who was between 17 and 20, looked at me said, "We're done here, ma'am."

I am 19.

Also, I'm a college student and I hardly ever go out drinking and partying. If that makes you feel any better. I'm trying to have my crazy youth and it's just not happening.