What would your occupation be if you lived in midieval europe?

Ihaman · 01-23-2004, 07:12 PM

I'd be a scribe!

or a dragqueen performer

Toby · 01-23-2004, 07:13 PM

I wouldn't mind being a breadmaker.

obscured01 · 01-23-2004, 07:14 PM

wench?

Toby · 01-23-2004, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by obscured01
wench?

Fetch me a beer, wench!

Glare Seethe · 01-23-2004, 07:15 PM

I'd like to play the banjo and/or mandolin in the village wait.

blackfaerie · 01-23-2004, 07:16 PM

realistically or imaginatively?

imaginatively? a joan of arc-esque type person.
realistically? a good for nothing peasant.

Sepiae · 01-23-2004, 07:16 PM

Barmaid.

Toby · 01-23-2004, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackfaerie
realistically or imaginatively?

imaginatively? a joan of arc-esque type person.
realistically? a good for nothing peasant.

I wouldn't mind being a prostitute.

Ihaman · 01-23-2004, 07:18 PM

I think we have an RPG in the making.

The Peasant Kingdom Danz Nacht-fhorhia UNDER HIS LOYAL AND HIGH MAJESTY ANDRESS PAKULA

Ghetto_Squirrel · 01-23-2004, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by Ihaman
I'd be a scribe!

Not with that spelling!

Nimrod · 01-23-2004, 07:19 PM

Warlord.

Ghetto_Squirrel · 01-23-2004, 07:24 PM

I'd be swinging from the gallows for spreading anti-feudalist propaganda. So, in a sense, entertainer.

Orchestra · 01-23-2004, 07:43 PM

Local swine/theif/smuggler (fighter/theif 2/9)
Or a straight up bard

DeviousJ · 01-23-2004, 07:49 PM

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Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel

Not with that spelling!

It's ok, this was before standardization!

*hail!*

DeviousJ · 01-23-2004, 07:50 PM

Oh, I'd be Bruce Campbell

phaedrus · 01-23-2004, 07:51 PM

I thought this was going to be a poll. Man, am I disappointed.

2Marlon2Brando · 01-23-2004, 09:01 PM

heartbreaker.

wHATcOLOR · 01-23-2004, 09:02 PM

i thought this would be a quiz, oh well.

i would be a lord. with many serfs. who would become an army! and together we'd carve an empire, wrenching away territories held by rival lords growing fat off their land, and then defending it mercilessly. and i'd sire an entire generation of soldiers with the finest wenches in my kingdom.

mxzombie · 01-23-2004, 09:05 PM

bum.
aka peasant i suppose.

Mayfuck · 01-23-2004, 09:05 PM

A fair maiden.

spa ced · 01-23-2004, 09:07 PM

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Originally posted by Mayfuck
A fair maiden.

My fair maiden.

Nimrod's Son · 01-23-2004, 09:25 PM

Oh, or maybe a Gollum.

GreenEggsNSpam · 01-23-2004, 09:45 PM

90% chance of being a thief.

Nimrod's Son · 01-23-2004, 09:46 PM

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Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
90% chance of being a thief.

I think you'd make your saving throw.

MstrGhost · 01-23-2004, 10:20 PM

Black knight! ...Or a Templar here here in Portugal, since we officially exist since 1143 kicking muslim and spanish butt out from Portucale down to Algarb.

morphinebitch · 01-23-2004, 10:23 PM

burned at the stake for being accused of being a witch

Andrew_Pakula · 01-23-2004, 11:18 PM

MstrGhost · 01-23-2004, 11:48 PM

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Originally posted by Andrew_Pakula

No, spanish inquisitor!

blackfaerie · 01-24-2004, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Liquid-J'sGhost
i thought this would be a quiz, oh well.

i would be a lord. with many serfs. who would become an army! and together we'd carve an empire, wrenching away territories held by rival lords growing fat off their land, and then defending it mercilessly. and i'd sire an entire generation of soldiers with the finest wenches in my kingdom.

can i lead your army in a joan of arc-esque way?

01-24-2004, 12:21 AM

A concubine.

01-23-2004, 07:12 PM	#1
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	What would your occupation be if you lived in midieval europe? I'd be a scribe! or a dragqueen performer

01-23-2004, 07:16 PM	#6
blackfaerie cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush. Location: the liquor store, restocking. Posts: 8,883	realistically or imaginatively? imaginatively? a joan of arc-esque type person. realistically? a good for nothing peasant. __________________ I used to make my Barbie doll and Ken doll have sex, while Stacey watched. I was a sick, sick child. Sometimes I made Stacey get in on the action.

01-23-2004, 09:25 PM	#22
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	Oh, or maybe a Gollum. __________________ - Nimrod's Son: Problem Solver!

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01-23-2004, 07:13 PM	#2
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	I wouldn't mind being a breadmaker.

01-23-2004, 07:14 PM	#3
obscured01 Minion of Satan Location: DFW Tejas Posts: 9,693	wench?

01-23-2004, 07:15 PM	#5
Glare Seethe Demi-God Posts: 435	I'd like to play the banjo and/or mandolin in the village wait.

01-23-2004, 07:16 PM	#7
Sepiae is a modern day sex camel Location: Boston, baby Posts: 7,662	Barmaid.

01-23-2004, 07:18 PM	#9
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	I think we have an RPG in the making. The Peasant Kingdom Danz Nacht-fhorhia UNDER HIS LOYAL AND HIGH MAJESTY ANDRESS PAKULA

01-23-2004, 07:19 PM	#11
Nimrod Macho Business Donkey Wrestler Location: the cross i'm bearing home 'aint indicative of my place Posts: 5,410	Warlord.

01-23-2004, 07:24 PM	#12
Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	I'd be swinging from the gallows for spreading anti-feudalist propaganda. So, in a sense, entertainer.

01-23-2004, 07:43 PM	#13
Orchestra Minion of Satan Posts: 7,776	Local swine/theif/smuggler (fighter/theif 2/9) Or a straight up bard

01-23-2004, 07:50 PM	#15
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	Oh, I'd be Bruce Campbell

01-23-2004, 07:51 PM	#16
phaedrus Minion of Satan Location: up there somewhere Posts: 8,014	I thought this was going to be a poll. Man, am I disappointed.

01-23-2004, 09:01 PM	#17
2Marlon2Brando Socialphobic Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same Posts: 14,519	heartbreaker.

01-23-2004, 09:02 PM	#18
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	i thought this would be a quiz, oh well. i would be a lord. with many serfs. who would become an army! and together we'd carve an empire, wrenching away territories held by rival lords growing fat off their land, and then defending it mercilessly. and i'd sire an entire generation of soldiers with the finest wenches in my kingdom.

01-23-2004, 09:05 PM	#19
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	bum. aka peasant i suppose.

01-23-2004, 09:05 PM	#20
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	A fair maiden.

01-23-2004, 09:45 PM	#23
GreenEggsNSpam GreenStarsNSpam Location: Newfoundand, Canada Posts: 11,216	90% chance of being a thief.

01-23-2004, 10:20 PM	#25
MstrGhost Apocalyptic Poster Location: Portugal Posts: 2,805	Black knight! ...Or a Templar here here in Portugal, since we officially exist since 1143 kicking muslim and spanish butt out from Portucale down to Algarb.

01-23-2004, 10:23 PM	#26
morphinebitch Apocalyptic Poster Location: breathe out, so i can breathe you in Posts: 2,561	burned at the stake for being accused of being a witch

01-23-2004, 11:18 PM	#27
Andrew_Pakula Fine! I'll go make my own web site. With Blackjack, and Hookers... Actually, forget the web site. Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 3,809