I want to make a departure from racist diatribes and comment on sexual restraint ---

[coffee spoons]

I met this new girl at work yesterday. Cute but not hot. Young and impressionable. Talked briefly. I walked by her today as she was making copies and we exchanged hellos and smiles. As I walked away I thought to myself, boy I’d really like to fuck her. My next thought was what if she was thinking the exact same thing.

That’s the fucked up thing about the way humans treat sex. There’s a greater than zero chance that we were both thinking boy I’d like to fuck him/her. Yet, if I actually wanted to fuck her I’d have to go through all this bullshit flirting, getting to know her, going on dates, yada yada yada (boy I can’t believe I just used that Kike Jerry Seinfeld’s terminology) before I got to slip my Aryan-warrior in her Aryan sanctuary.

In summary, life is stupid.

[Nimrod]

You could just grab her ass or titties and get your answer right away.

[Lola The Slut]

how do you know you'd have to go through all that bullshit just to fuck her?? ....she might just want a good fuck, just like you do. (unlikely i know, but possible.)

[sppunk]

Originally posted by coffee spoons
I got to slip my Aryan-warrior in her Aryan sanctuary.

That's hilarious.