How do YOU let someone know you're attracted to them?

my friends need sex appeal tips, or something.....:erm

[Nimrod]

Send them pics of your ass over the internet.

[sppunk]

Talk about yourself non-stop.

[Mayfuck]

Sleep with them.

done and done!

[Ugly]

baboons flash thier asses to attract another mate.

this isn't about me. it's about letting someone you like know that you like them. making the FIRST move!

and all of you are really sucking with your responses. i expected more zing atleast.

[wHATcOLOR]

do their mom up the butt. never fails.

[2Marlon2Brando]

yea.

i am a little late to this thread.

everyone has already said the good shit.

[Nimrod]

Get drunk with them and your friend and then post on Netphoria all night.

[The Moon]

i don't know what zing means, but i guess it's a snide comment. and since i don't have a snide comment, i will answer the question: eye contact.

[Nimrod]

Give them head and then pull away at the last minute and jerk them off into your panties.

[Fall Down Blue]

netphorian males... ... you are all so fucking lame. I came in here thinking; "i wonder how many posts it's gonna be till someone mentions her ass". you jealous shits, you're just frustrated cause you could never bang a girl as good looking as trykristin. every single time i see one of you low life losers carving her up, i picture you all pretending she's the girl who never wanted to go out with you, and you're giving her all that built up frustration.

Leave her alone for fucks sake. there's a million other people to pick on at netphoria who DESRVE to be laughed at all the time, you nerds.

[KrazeeStacee]

Um...tell them?

I dunno, seems just a little logical, dontchya think?

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by Fall Down Blue
you jealous shits, you're just frustrated cause you could never bang a girl as good looking as trykristin.

Have had and do have better.

[sppunk]

Originally posted by Nimrod
Have had and do have extremely better.

Fixed.

Originally posted by Nimrod
Get drunk with them and your friend and then post on Netphoria all night.

looks like it worked for you mr. epimp!
i think you really need to go back and check the timing on my posts, and know that it was hardly more than an hour and even then it was interspersed with drinking and poker.
very weak. -2 on the zing meter.

seriously guy, why don't you ever answer my questions? why do you feel the need to continually start flames?




this advice isn't for me BY THE WAY. it's for my clueless friends!

[Fattening Ass]

I never found it easy telling someone i liked them. Getting the balls to go up and tell someone could result in either them liking you or not liking you the way you like them. Bringing up such a question also has the potential to ruin friendships, and it also has the potential to strengthen them.

You never know what'll happen. I would probably tell them when im drunk or something. It would make it much easier to say i guess.

Originally posted by Hyperbole
oh shit, I gave a serious answer. I didn't read the replies to realize this was a pick on trykristin thread.

HEY TRYKRISTIN! YOU HAVE AN ASS.

i think it's funny how everyone automatically just "knew" it was mine.

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by trykristin


looks like it worked for you mr. epimp!
i think you really need to go back and check the timing on my posts, and know that it was hardly more than an hour and even then it was interspersed with drinking and poker.
very weak. -2 on the zing meter.

seriously guy, why don't you ever answer my questions? why do you feel the need to continually start flames?




this advice isn't for me BY THE WAY. it's for my clueless friends!

All of your "for my friends" threads sound specifically like when Fez asks Mrs. Forman for sex advice for his friend "Johnny Table."

[GreenEggsNSpam]

This has worked so trust me:

You go to a girl, look them in the eye, and try to look really hot.
Get face to face to her......then whip out your dick and slap her in the face.

Works like a charm.

Originally posted by Nimrod
All of your "for my friends" threads sound specifically like when Fez asks Mrs. Forman for sex advice for his friend "Johnny Table."

why would you think i have a problem attracting guys? you're the one calling me a dick tease.

it's really for my friends though. 2 of them. one guy is really shy and i had to call him to actually TELL him that she liked him. his name is lab guy and she's totally infatuated with him, but i was the one who ended up calling him and threatening him with castration if he didn't hang out at this group party thing. She's having trouble really stepping up and letting him know that she really does like him LIKE THAT.
then my other friend never flirts with a guy because a guy won't just jump all over her. she doesn't understand that she has to be open and receptive to eye contact and conversation. well, i think she understands it but she's not making her attentions obvious.

[sppunk]

Originally posted by trykristin


why would you think i have a problem attracting guys? you're the one calling me a dick tease.

it's really for my friends though. 2 of them. one guy is really shy and i had to call him to actually TELL him that she liked him. his name is lab guy and she's totally infatuated with him, but i was the one who ended up calling him and threatening him with castration if he didn't hang out at this group party thing. She's having trouble really stepping up and letting him know that she really does like him LIKE THAT.
then my other friend never flirts with a guy because a guy won't just jump all over her. she doesn't understand that she has to be open and receptive to eye contact and conversation. well, i think she understands it but she's not making her attentions obvious.

Dear God, you're in college?

[Fattening Ass]

who the fuck names their kid Lab guy ?!?!???

[Fall Down Blue]

Originally posted by sppunk


Dear God, you're in college?

albino boi. let her be, just shut the fuck up and go have sex with your man looking girlfriend.

[sppunk]

Originally posted by Fall Down Blue


albino boi. let her be, just shut the fuck up and go have sex with your man looking girlfriend.

No, really. I did that shit in 7th grade. By the team people reach college, they should be able to handle their own relationships.

How's basketball season going, chief?

Originally posted by sppunk


No, really. I did that shit in 7th grade. By the team people reach college, they should be able to handle their own relationships.

How's basketball season going, chief?

the whole point of this thread is that I DON'T HAVE THESE PROBLEMS!!!!!
i'm trying to help out my friends just a tad. chill guy

[sppunk]

Originally posted by trykristin


the whole point of this thread is that I DON'T HAVE THESE PROBLEMS!!!!!
i'm trying to help out my friends just a tad. chill guy

http://www.kellie.de/pics/press/stefan3.jpg

[sppunk]

Originally posted by Hyperbole


I don't mean to jump in on the Kristin bashing (not seriously, anyway)...but that's what I thought, too.

"teehee! my friend likes you...LIKE-LIKES you! *click*"

Yeah. I don't have time to fight with the slore, but I was serious about that comment.

Originally posted by sppunk


Yeah. I don't have time to fight with the slore, but I was serious about that comment.

it was more like "you said you'd hang out with everyone friday, so if you don't show up and i have to hear about this girl cry or talk non stop about you for another hour i'm going to rip your balls off and make you eat t**** but i didn't "tee hee".