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Old 01-21-2004, 03:28 AM   #1
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You will die by:You body was found mangled in a brutal death from an insane lover or jealous significate other.The murderer was sentenced to death row but the chair or gas was too good for them. They sowed you up in a bag and tossed you in your casket, It's a closed case unless your friends and family want to be sick.
Death Date:October 5, 2034
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Old 01-21-2004, 03:29 AM   #2
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You will die by:You died of natural causes. How sweet. Your funeral is an adverage open casket.
Death Date:May 17, 2058
Number attending your funeral?160
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Old 01-21-2004, 03:32 AM   #3
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You will die by:You die in sweet bliss while having sex with your lover or partner. Seems they were so good your heart couldn't stand it and stopped. Talk about a heart breaker, but at least everyone sees you inyour casket with a smile of your face.
Death Date:January 10, 2042
Number attending your funeral?142
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Old 01-21-2004, 03:32 AM   #4
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You will die by:You body was found mangled in a brutal death from an insane lover or jealous significate other.The murderer was sentenced to death row but the chair or gas was too good for them. They sowed you up in a bag and tossed you in your casket, It's a closed case unless your friends and family want to be sick.
Death Date:November 28, 2019
Number attending your funeral?179
How much will you leave to friends and family?$3,488,650
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That's a ton of people at my funeral.
3 mill for my family!!! Those bastards don't deserve shit.

 
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Old 01-21-2004, 03:32 AM   #5
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You will die by:Terrible animal attack while you were out hiking in the mountains. Seemed that you made good animal food, definately a closed casket.
Death Date:January 20, 2052
Number attending your funeral?95
How much will you leave to friends and family?$1,956,540
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Sadly, with inflation, that will barely be enough to buy a medium-sized Slurpee.

 
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Old 01-21-2004, 03:35 AM   #6
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i only have eight more years left.

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You will die by:Terrible animal attack while you were out hiking in the mountains. Seemed that you made good animal food, definately a closed casket.
Death Date:January 4, 2012
Number attending your funeral?67
How much will you leave to friends and family?$3,864,054
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Old 01-21-2004, 03:39 AM   #7
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You will die by:Mysterious unsolved murder. The killer was never found and neither was your body. Your casket is empty and you family mourns till this day in hopes that you are still alive or died a swift death.
Death Date:February 21, 2024
Number attending your funeral?148
How much will you leave to friends and family?$363,369
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:33 AM   #8
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You will die by:You always were kinky in your sex life and took it just a bit to far. You died over doing breath control, blood play, or some other strange kink.
Death Date:February 18, 2068
Number attending your funeral?169
How much will you leave to friends and family?$3,873,168
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cool, i'm dying a kinky sex death at the age of 89...that means i will have sex at least once!!
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Old 01-21-2004, 06:47 AM   #9
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You will die by:You die in sweet bliss while having sex with your lover or partner. Seems they were so good your heart couldn't stand it and stopped. Talk about a heart breaker, but at least everyone sees you inyour casket with a smile of your face.
Death Date:October 27, 2045
Number attending your funeral?55
How much will you leave to friends and family?$2,821,106
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Best death

 
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Old 01-21-2004, 11:08 AM   #10
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You will die by:Terrible animal attack while you were out hiking in the mountains. Seemed that you made good animal food, definately a closed casket.
Death Date:October 12, 2019
Number attending your funeral?12
How much will you leave to friends and family?$486,654
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Old 01-21-2004, 11:14 AM   #11
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You will die by:You died of natural causes. How sweet. Your funeral is an adverage open casket.
Death Date:May 20, 2074
Number attending your funeral?42
How much will you leave to friends and family?$3,956,020
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Old 01-21-2004, 11:22 AM   #12
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You will die by:Mysterious unsolved murder. The killer was never found and neither was your body. Your casket is empty and you family mourns till this day in hopes that you are still alive or died a swift death.
Death Date:February 13, 2010
Number attending your funeral?138
How much will you leave to friends and family?$3,632,151
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3.6 mill. not bad.

 
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Old 01-21-2004, 11:23 AM   #13
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You will die by:Your mother warned you not to run around with scissors in your hand. You die by some freak accident. Can't really say it was pretty, your Funeral is a closed casket.
Death Date:October 20, 2048
Number attending your funeral?110
How much will you leave to friends and family?$4,082,868
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good lord i'm rich!!!!

 
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Old 01-21-2004, 12:41 PM   #14
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You will die by:You body was found mangled in a brutal death from an insane lover or jealous significate other.The murderer was sentenced to death row but the chair or gas was too good for them. They sowed you up in a bag and tossed you in your casket, It's a closed case unless your friends and family want to be sick.
Death Date:June 8, 2031
Number attending your funeral?173
How much will you leave to friends and family?$3,499,752
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Old 01-21-2004, 12:56 PM   #15
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no one loves me enough to come to my funeral

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You will die by:You body was found mangled in a brutal death from an insane lover or jealous significate other.The murderer was sentenced to death row but the chair or gas was too good for them. They sowed you up in a bag and tossed you in your casket, It's a closed case unless your friends and family want to be sick.
Death Date:November 13, 2046
Number attending your funeral?6
How much will you leave to friends and family?$874,735
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Old 01-21-2004, 01:19 PM   #16
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You will die by:Mysterious unsolved murder. The killer was never found and neither was your body. Your casket is empty and you family mourns till this day in hopes that you are still alive or died a swift death.
Death Date:May 22, 2016
Number attending your funeral?35
How much will you leave to friends and family?$4,688,188
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Old 01-21-2004, 03:23 PM   #17
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Old 01-21-2004, 03:25 PM   #18
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Old 01-21-2004, 04:37 PM   #19
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i'm not surprised.

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You will die by:You body was found mangled in a brutal death from an insane lover or jealous significate other.The murderer was sentenced to death row but the chair or gas was too good for them. They sewed you up in a bag and tossed you in your casket, It's a closed case unless your friends and family want to be sick.
Death Date:August 12, 2039
Number attending your funeral?141
How much will you leave to friends and family?$766,116
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Old 01-21-2004, 04:41 PM   #20
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You will die by:You body was found mangled in a brutal death from an insane lover or jealous significate other.The murderer was sentenced to death row but the chair or gas was too good for them. They sowed you up in a bag and tossed you in your casket, It's a closed case unless your friends and family want to be sick.
Death Date:September 25, 2008
Number attending your funeral?146
How much will you leave to friends and family?$3,935,804
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:03 PM   #21
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You will die by:You died of natural causes. How sweet. Your funeral is an adverage open casket.
Death Date:May 3, 2018
Number attending your funeral?155
How much will you leave to friends and family?$2,844,885
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:19 PM   #22
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You will die by:You are strangled by a tall and bald Irish man.
Death Date:March 8, 2038
Number attending your funeral?85
How much will you leave to friends and family?$4,174,834
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Damn, we get some rich people here.

 
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:50 PM   #23
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You will die by:You always were kinky in your sex life and took it just a bit to far. You died over doing breath control, blood play, or some other strange kink.
Death Date:March 3, 2006
Number attending your funeral?138
How much will you leave to friends and family?$3,240,506
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Man, I don't have much time left.

 
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Old 01-21-2004, 08:02 PM   #24
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You will die by:Terrible animal attack while you were out hiking in the mountains. Seemed that you made good animal food, definately a closed casket.
Death Date:November 23, 2047
Number attending your funeral?134
How much will you leave to friends and family?$4,005,567
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Old 01-21-2004, 08:03 PM   #25
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it would be funnier if there was a $3 option for money left for your loved ones

 
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Old 01-21-2004, 08:57 PM   #26
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You will die by:Mysterious unsolved murder. The killer was never found and neither was your body. Your casket is empty and you family mourns till this day in hopes that you are still alive or died a swift death.
Death Date:July 6, 2072
Number attending your funeral?71
How much will you leave to friends and family?$1,704,420
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Old 01-21-2004, 08:58 PM   #27
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You will die by:Mysterious unsolved murder. The killer was never found and neither was your body. Your casket is empty and you family mourns till this day in hopes that you are still alive or died a swift death.
Death Date:July 6, 2072
Number attending your funeral?71
How much will you leave to friends and family?$1,704,420
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holy shit. why would someone murder a 100 yr old?

 
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Old 01-23-2004, 01:51 AM   #28
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You will die by:Mysterious unsolved murder. The killer was never found and neither was your body. Your casket is empty and you family mourns till this day in hopes that you are still alive or died a swift death.
Death Date:December 14, 2043
Number attending your funeral?142
How much will you leave to friends and family?$3,588,155
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Old 01-23-2004, 02:02 AM   #29
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You will die by:You die in sweet bliss while having sex with your lover or partner. Seems they were so good your heart couldn't stand it and stopped. Talk about a heart breaker, but at least everyone sees you inyour casket with a smile of your face.
Death Date:December 7, 2043
Number attending your funeral?118
How much will you leave to friends and family?$8,433,614,970
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You will die by: You body was found mangled in a brutal death from an insane lover or jealous significate other.The murderer was sentenced to death row but the chair or gas was too good for them. They sowed you up in a bag and tossed you in your casket, It's a closed case unless your friends and family want to be sick.
Death Date: September 20, 2024
Number attending your funeral? 196
How much will you leave to friends and family? $929,833

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Death Date:September 20, 2024
Number attending your funeral?196
How much will you leave to friends and family?$929,833
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