weird ways you eat your food

Helena Handbasket · 01-21-2004, 02:54 AM

When I eat a 3 Musketeer bar I peel all the chocolate off the outside and just eat the nouggat stuff on the inside.

I dissect poptarts.

I dip ham in baked bean juice.

Sometimes I peel the cheese off my pizza.

Fattening Ass · 01-21-2004, 02:57 AM

i put food in my mouth and eat it.

yo soy el mejor · 01-21-2004, 02:57 AM

i bite off the edges of reeses peanut butter cups and throw them in the trash. same with twix.

q149 · 01-21-2004, 02:58 AM

eat it through your ass, and shit it out your mouth.

i think they did that on sipmsons, or the family guy

Fattening Ass · 01-21-2004, 02:59 AM

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Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
i bite off the edges of reeses peanut butter cups and throw them in the trash. same with twix.

FREAK.

phaedrus · 01-21-2004, 03:01 AM

i hold my fork funny. less like a pencil. more like a death grip.

2Marlon2Brando · 01-21-2004, 03:03 AM

i don't rinse my fruit before i eat it.

I'M CRAZY!

Mason R Butler · 01-21-2004, 03:15 AM

I eat the crust around the Pop-Tart first.

I don't open cans of soda pop all the way.

Ranch or mayo with french fries.

I think that's it. I had to stretch a little bit.

Fattening Ass · 01-21-2004, 03:17 AM

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Originally posted by Mason R Butler

Ranch with french fries.

that ain't weird.

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Originally posted by Mason R Butler

mayo with french fries.

that is.

Irrelevant · 01-21-2004, 03:27 AM

ranch with french fries is weirder than mayo. using mayo is common in canada and i think the UK.

phaedrus · 01-21-2004, 03:29 AM

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Originally posted by Irrelevant
ranch with french fries is weirder than mayo. using mayo is common in canada and i think the UK.

parts of canada - it's mostly a french-canadian thing.

Fattening Ass · 01-21-2004, 03:29 AM

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Originally posted by Irrelevant
ranch with french fries is weirder than mayo. using mayo is common in canada and i think the UK.

the fact that you mentioned canadians use mayo only helps my point.

Ghetto_Squirrel · 01-21-2004, 03:52 AM

What the fuck is wrong with all of you people?

Mayfuck · 01-21-2004, 03:56 AM

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Originally posted by Mason R Butler
I eat the crust around the Pop-Tart first.

Aw Mason I do the same thing

twice · 01-21-2004, 04:12 AM

i cut everything up into tiny pieces and sniff it like meth.

ChristHimself! · 01-21-2004, 06:20 AM

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Originally posted by Irrelevant
using mayo is common in canada and i think the UK.

Mayo is very rarely used here. Around fast food places you'll only see it on BK burgers, and apart from that mainly just in tuna mayo sandwiches.

Transformer · 01-21-2004, 06:44 AM

I ate nutella on weet-bix when i was younger

mewl · 01-21-2004, 07:37 AM

the only foods i eat weird are certain candies. like lik-m-ade or sherbert fountains... i eat all the sugar powder first, then the candy stick...

The Moon · 01-21-2004, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by q149
eat it through your ass, and shit it out your mouth.

i think they did that on sipmsons, or the family guy

it was south park. i especially remember cartman trying to poop out of his mouth. great political episode.

The Moon · 01-21-2004, 02:41 PM

i bite one corner of a french fry down the side, then i eat the inside potato-y part, then i eat the crispy part. it's art, i tell ya.

ravenguy2000 · 01-21-2004, 02:42 PM

I usually eat one thing at a time. Like if I get a burger, and fries, I'll eat all of the fries first, before I do anything else.

Geek USA · 01-21-2004, 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by twice
i cut everything up into tiny pieces and sniff it like meth.

hahahahahahaha!!!!

2Marlon2Brando · 01-21-2004, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by ravenguy2000
I usually eat one thing at a time.

This is the only logical way to eat.

roland · 01-21-2004, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by The Moon
i bite one corner of a french fry down the side, then i eat the inside potato-y part, then i eat the crispy part. it's art, i tell ya.

you must sit there for ages. there all cold now.

Liquid-J · 01-21-2004, 02:47 PM

i sometimes have yogurt or jellow behind my lips, but in front of my teeth. and then i'll suck it into my mouth through the gap in my teeth. also, i'll take a gummy cola bottle, and twist it around, like you'd do a piece of string. and then i take a bite out of the side, untwist it, and it looks like it has a spiral staircase. and on rare occasions, i'll do your mom up the butt.

GreenEggsNSpam · 01-21-2004, 02:48 PM

I have been hearing good things about chewing and swallowing food.

The Moon · 01-21-2004, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by roland

you must sit there for ages. there all cold now.

yes, but then i don't eat as many. well, that's not true - i still eat all of them.

oui henri · 01-21-2004, 02:51 PM

i don't think i do anything strange but when my sister eats chips she'll lick all of the seasoning off of it THEN eat the chip.

i hate watching her eat like that.
it looks almost sexual and it really disturbs me.

pink_ribbon_scars · 01-21-2004, 02:51 PM

Does anyone else like to see how long they can breathe through a twizzler with the ends bitten off?

I often scub my apples with dish washing liquid and a little scrubber before I eat them, just as if I was washing a dish.

I like to apply ketchup to my fast food french fries one at a time, by tearing off a little corner of the packet and squeezing someonto each fry individually. Yum.

2Marlon2Brando · 01-21-2004, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
Does anyone else like to see how long they can breathe through a twizzler with the ends bitten off?

when i was little i used to bite the ends of a twizzler and use it as a straw to drink soda.

01-21-2004, 02:54 AM	#1
Helena Handbasket Apocalyptic Poster Location: grove street Posts: 4,265	weird ways you eat your food When I eat a 3 Musketeer bar I peel all the chocolate off the outside and just eat the nouggat stuff on the inside. I dissect poptarts. I dip ham in baked bean juice. Sometimes I peel the cheese off my pizza.

01-21-2004, 03:52 AM	#13
Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	What the fuck is wrong with all of you people? __________________

01-21-2004, 04:12 AM	#15
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	i cut everything up into tiny pieces and sniff it like meth. __________________ j'en perds la raison dans la mer du japon

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01-21-2004, 02:57 AM	#2
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	i put food in my mouth and eat it.

01-21-2004, 02:57 AM	#3
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	i bite off the edges of reeses peanut butter cups and throw them in the trash. same with twix.

01-21-2004, 02:58 AM	#4
q149 Oblivious Virgin Location: Ohio Posts: 44	eat it through your ass, and shit it out your mouth. i think they did that on sipmsons, or the family guy

01-21-2004, 03:01 AM	#6
phaedrus Minion of Satan Location: up there somewhere Posts: 8,014	i hold my fork funny. less like a pencil. more like a death grip.

01-21-2004, 03:03 AM	#7
2Marlon2Brando Socialphobic Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same Posts: 14,519	i don't rinse my fruit before i eat it. I'M CRAZY!

01-21-2004, 03:15 AM	#8
Mason R Butler walks among us Location: MNUSA Posts: 7,768	I eat the crust around the Pop-Tart first. I don't open cans of soda pop all the way. Ranch or mayo with french fries. I think that's it. I had to stretch a little bit.

01-21-2004, 03:27 AM	#10
Irrelevant Minion of Satan Location: kitties Posts: 6,842	ranch with french fries is weirder than mayo. using mayo is common in canada and i think the UK.

01-21-2004, 06:44 AM	#17
Transformer Apocalyptic Poster Location: Australia Posts: 1,775	I ate nutella on weet-bix when i was younger

01-21-2004, 07:37 AM	#18
mewl Socialphobic Posts: 14,498	the only foods i eat weird are certain candies. like lik-m-ade or sherbert fountains... i eat all the sugar powder first, then the candy stick...

01-21-2004, 02:41 PM	#20
The Moon Pledge Posts: 84	i bite one corner of a french fry down the side, then i eat the inside potato-y part, then i eat the crispy part. it's art, i tell ya.

01-21-2004, 02:42 PM	#21
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	I usually eat one thing at a time. Like if I get a burger, and fries, I'll eat all of the fries first, before I do anything else.

01-21-2004, 02:47 PM	#25
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	i sometimes have yogurt or jellow behind my lips, but in front of my teeth. and then i'll suck it into my mouth through the gap in my teeth. also, i'll take a gummy cola bottle, and twist it around, like you'd do a piece of string. and then i take a bite out of the side, untwist it, and it looks like it has a spiral staircase. and on rare occasions, i'll do your mom up the butt.

01-21-2004, 02:48 PM	#26
GreenEggsNSpam GreenStarsNSpam Location: Newfoundand, Canada Posts: 11,216	I have been hearing good things about chewing and swallowing food.

01-21-2004, 02:51 PM	#28
oui henri Minion of Satan Location: Fuckoffity Land Posts: 5,270	i don't think i do anything strange but when my sister eats chips she'll lick all of the seasoning off of it THEN eat the chip. i hate watching her eat like that. it looks almost sexual and it really disturbs me.

01-21-2004, 02:51 PM	#29
pink_ribbon_scars At the beginning Location: GJ 1214 b Posts: 10,760	Does anyone else like to see how long they can breathe through a twizzler with the ends bitten off? I often scub my apples with dish washing liquid and a little scrubber before I eat them, just as if I was washing a dish. I like to apply ketchup to my fast food french fries one at a time, by tearing off a little corner of the packet and squeezing someonto each fry individually. Yum.