Would Jesus Go To Six Flags

Toby · 01-20-2004, 05:03 PM

I found these flyers hanging around campus today

https://umdrive.memphis.edu/rhinojos/wjgtsf.jpg

Geek USA · 01-20-2004, 05:04 PM

maybe it's for a guy named jesus?!

wild light · 01-20-2004, 05:07 PM

some people sure are dumb

GreenEggsNSpam · 01-20-2004, 05:07 PM

I'm sure he would...I mean, the rides do look pretty good.

Who wouldn't enjoy them?

01-20-2004, 05:09 PM

Chris: If you say you're from a church group you get 4 dollars off your pizza
me: haha you're going to hell
sarah: what would jesus do?
me: jesus would get a large!

Ghetto_Squirrel · 01-20-2004, 05:15 PM

I've been to Six Flags once, and it was on Christian youth day. Being one of about six godless human beings in the park was kind of intimidating, but it also made offending very easy.

2Marlon2Brando · 01-20-2004, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by trykristin
Chris: If you say you're from a church group you get 4 dollars off your pizza
me: haha you're going to hell
sarah: what would jesus do?
me: jesus would get a large!

ha ha trykristin.

you are full of wit.

01-20-2004, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando

ha ha trykristin.

you are full of wit.

we're spreading the wit in an aim chat called netpho but i don't know how to link it to a post.

Nimrod · 01-20-2004, 05:39 PM

Half the guys that work at Six Flags are named Jesus.

Jacob · 01-20-2004, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod
Half the guys that work at Six Flags are named Jesus.

hahahahaha...

wait....I dont get it.

spa ced · 01-20-2004, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod
Half the guys that work at Six Flags are named Jesus.

You aren't very funny.

phaedrus · 01-20-2004, 06:59 PM

It's probably promo for some sort of event being run by your local Campus Crusade for Christ group.

They did something similar at my campus.

obscured01 · 01-20-2004, 07:46 PM

If I were Jesus, I wouldn't go to six flags. But then six flags makes me sick, and I doubt it would Jesus.

01-20-2004, 05:04 PM	#2
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	maybe it's for a guy named jesus?! __________________ well.

01-20-2004, 05:15 PM	#6
Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	I've been to Six Flags once, and it was on Christian youth day. Being one of about six godless human beings in the park was kind of intimidating, but it also made offending very easy. __________________

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01-20-2004, 05:07 PM	#3
wild light Pledge Location: lost. help me find a home Posts: 241	some people sure are dumb

01-20-2004, 05:07 PM	#4
GreenEggsNSpam GreenStarsNSpam Location: Newfoundand, Canada Posts: 11,216	I'm sure he would...I mean, the rides do look pretty good. Who wouldn't enjoy them?

01-20-2004, 05:09 PM	#5
that bitch kristin Posts: n/a	Chris: If you say you're from a church group you get 4 dollars off your pizza me: haha you're going to hell sarah: what would jesus do? me: jesus would get a large!

01-20-2004, 05:39 PM	#9
Nimrod Macho Business Donkey Wrestler Location: the cross i'm bearing home 'aint indicative of my place Posts: 5,410	Half the guys that work at Six Flags are named Jesus.

01-20-2004, 06:59 PM	#12
phaedrus Minion of Satan Location: up there somewhere Posts: 8,014	It's probably promo for some sort of event being run by your local Campus Crusade for Christ group. They did something similar at my campus.

01-20-2004, 07:46 PM	#13
obscured01 Minion of Satan Location: DFW Tejas Posts: 9,693	If I were Jesus, I wouldn't go to six flags. But then six flags makes me sick, and I doubt it would Jesus.