I'm bored. Let's fuck.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

I've never cybered before. Be gentle.

[Fattening Ass]

You take your time, watching the excitement showing in my face. You start going faster, listening as i moan low, but endlessly. The sweat drips from your body onto mine, i grab at each cheek pulling you in each time. Your breathing is heavier. I am engulfed in you.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

uhh
hmm
Jesus!
:freaks:

[phaedrus]

Originally posted by Fattening Ass
weat

don't you mean sweat?


*ahem* just spoiling the mood.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

The title had potential. The thread is a failure.

[Fattening Ass]

-_-

[phaedrus]

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
The title had potential. The thread is a failure.

if you'd just bent over and spread them cheeks it would've been a different story.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

Originally posted by phaedrus


if you'd just bent over and spread them cheeks it would've been a different story.

leave me alone. i dont talk to strangers.

[twice]

sorry but

[As always, during piano intro ("It's a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood"), see the town miniature, back up from red building, pan right with the little trolley, and then zoom to his house's miniature.]
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[Then, as the music continues, inside, looking at Mr. Rogers' empty house from the fish tank, past the traffic signal flashing amber, past Picture Picture (with painting of old-fashioned farm fields), past living room and up to the door. MR. ROGERS enters, a welcoming smile and singing "It's a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood." He wears a lei around his neck but it's not made of flowers, but unhulled peanuts! He wears a beige jacket today and, while singing, goes to the closet, changing it for a green zip-up cardigan, leaving the lei on.]
MR ROGERS
[singing] "It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor.
Would you be mine.
Could you be mine.
It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood,
A neighborly day for a beauty
Would you be mine.
Could you be mine.
I have always wanted to have a neighbor
Just like you.
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood
With you, so
Let's make the most of this beautiful day
Since we're together,
We might as well say,
"Would you be mine, could you be mine,
Won't you be, my neighbor?"
Won't you please?
Won't you please?
Please won't you be
My neighbor?"

[He sat down on the bench and changed a shoe for one of the clean thin sneakers he keeps on the bench. The song is done, he stops, speaks as slow and neighborly as ever. During this (after showing us the peanut lei), he puts on the other sneaker.]

Hi neighbor.
See anything, different looking around my neck?
See this? A friend of mine made this for me. Hmm-hmm. It's called a "peanut lei."
I guess lei is another word for a, necklace. Heh, heh. An' this is made of aallll different peanuts. I didn't knooow there could be so many different looking ones. Just like we saw last time. Each One is different. Just like each one of our friends is different, an' each one is special. You know who one of my special friends is. You know the person who says, "Speedy Delivery"?
Mr. McFeely. He told me last time that he would bring us a video tape of people making peanut butter--from the library. Well, he's not here right yet, so while we're waiting for him to come, why don't we sing our song about waiting. You know the one that says, "let's think of something to do while we're waiting"?
[sings] "Let's think of something to do,
While we're waiting,
While we're waiting for something new
To do!
Let's try to think up a song,
While we're waiting,
That's liberating, and will be true,
To
You!
Let's think of something to do,
While we're waiting,
While we're waiting 'til something's through!
You know it's really All Right?
In fact it's downright,
Quite bright,
To think of something to do,
That's specific for you!
Let's think of something to do,
While we're Waiting!"

[remembers something] I have something Right Now I'd like to show you. While we're waiting. This is something that I found, that I thought might be fun for you to see. Take a look at this.

[He got a little box from near him on the bench. It's about 4" X 4" X 1", a cosmic little black box that is clear on one wide side to show: a yellow background and red and green bubbles that flow downward. Rogers is slowly turning it this way and that, making patterns (closeup on it for us to see it). Happy exploring music accompanies. At the end:]

Isn't that fun?
I don't know how it's done but I think that there's some, water, and some, oils--different colored oils--they just, make wonderful designs. You know something else I like to do? I like to read books. In fact, I remember the first teacher I had, who helped me to learn to read. Here's a book of poems. It's just wonderful to be able to read. Yep.

[When he'd mentioned books, he'd got up and got a book from Trolley's area and held it up for us (title is POEMS, it looks homemade). He sits down on the couch and opens it up.]

Here's a, poem that I like, particularly. It's wonderful to know what, those words on the page mean. It says: "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the Depth and Breadth an' Height my soul can reach when feeling out of sight. For the ends of Being and Ideal Grace"-- [someone's knocking] Oh there's somebody at the door. Oh maybe it's Mr. McFeely!
[has got up and looks out window] It is.
[quickly gets door] Come in, Mr. McFeely!

MR McFEELY
Indeed. Sorry that this delivery took so long.

ROGERS
Ohhh, my friends an' I have lots of ideas of ways to, do things while we're waiting.

McFEELY
Then you'll never be bored!

ROGERS
That's true!

McFEELY
Well that's a nice lei you have on.

ROGERS
Yes, a friend of mine made that--all different peanuts.

McFEELY
And this video tape is how people make peanut butter, from peanuts. [shows him the "How People Make Peanut Butter" video tape]

ROGERS
I know! Uh, could you wait, an' watch it with us?

McFEELY
Oh I--I can, I don't have that many deliveries today, an' as a matter fact--

ROGERS
Hmm--hmm?

McFEELY
I have seen it an' I'll be able to tell you some things.

ROGERS
--Good!--

McFEELY
All righty?

ROGERS
Good, we'll watch it together.

McFEELY
All righty.

[They move to Picture Picture and ROGERS puts the tape in down on the side by Trolley's tracks.]

ROGERS
We'll look at it on Picture Picture, "How People make Peanut Butter."

[phaedrus]

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years


leave me alone. i dont talk to strangers.

you see, that's what i mean, you just need to loosen up.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

Originally posted by phaedrus


Posts: 210

loser

[phaedrus]

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years

loser

*coughs*

meh.

[spa ced]

I want to break your e-hymen, Cheez.

[ravenguy2000]

Originally posted by spa ced
I want to break your e-hymen, Cheez.

I guess I shouldn't mention what's happening in our little AIM convo, huh Tony?

[spa ced]

Originally posted by ravenguy2000


I guess I shouldn't mention what's happening in our little AIM convo, huh Tony?

Oh and the smiley with the halo, too.

[killed radio star]

Originally posted by twice
sorry but
ROGERS
We'll look at it on Picture Picture, "How People make Peanut Butter."

I REMEMBER THAT EPISODE! the peanut butter looked really nasty