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Dammit! I'm not a soccor mom!!And no, Siraj, it's not Polish at all. I am part Polish, but I don't even know how to speak Polish. ![]() |
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FROLICK FROLICK FROLICK. |
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I forget what I am. A little polish and irish, that's all I can ever remember.
I guess that explains why I like to drink and have a craving for potato pancakes when I'm drunk. |
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Ema come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi." |
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as long as i get head....
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no more than sympathy
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no more than sympathy
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cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush.
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leads to this: so then you don't care about the songs you sing when driving with 4 other people for a half hour to get to the next bar for more of this: ![]()
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no more than sympathy
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Australian accents are very hot on women.
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And I don't like to drink. Potato pancakes are awesome, though ![]() |
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