I was sitting here thinking about my own idiosyncrasies

[jenniferkate]

Originally posted by mewl

you take things too seriously.

[Axis of Action]

- I scratch the back of my head when I'm nervous.
- As a matter of fact, I really can't stop touching my hair, ever.
- I have no idea what to say when people are getting me food (at places like McDonalds) so I just stand there, confused.
- when I'm sleeping, I have to be all rolled up in the blankets, there can't be an open or accessible peice of my body available.
- I touch the back of my neck once every hour, just to make sure my acne is all really gone.
- I freak out when girls hit on me and often end up insulting them, because of that reaction (in fact, just this week this new girl as work was totally coming onto me, and I had no idea what to do, sigh)
- in fact, I get really idiosyncratic, even when I know the girl likes me. I'm horrible at starting to kiss, etc.
- I have to have a sip of water before I go to bed.
- All the doors in the house must be locked before I sleep.
- The temperature has to be at least 65 degrees, preferably 70 or 75, before I can sleep.
- I check peoples away messages on AIM incessantly.
- I lock all my car doors immediately upon entering my car and lock them all when I leave. I think I have security issues.
- I hate change. If I'm forced to change my schedule or my life in some way (such as when my mom made me get a job back in summer 02) I'm EXTREMELY reluctant to follow through. But once I do, that shit is locked in, I'm even more reluctant to go back (I'm still at the same job, some part-time job at a CD store).
- When I play video games, I save about once every 30 seconds. Even if nothing's really happened, if I've only moved from a room to another, I will probably save. QuickSave is my God.
- If I have a glass of a drink, I will never finish it, I'll always leave a few sips left in it.
- I do not drive aggressively at all. If I'm behind a bus, I'll just wait, unless I'm the only car around. Same in left-hand turning lanes and so on. I never get pissed off either, I just chill and listen to the radio.
- I will invariably apply chapstick 5 times a day or more - year round.

[Orchestra]

Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
i hate phones. i try to avoid calling people i don't know at all costs.
i have a huge fucking fear of pushy sales people in stores. if one comes up and is really pushy, i must leave the store right away.
i salt almost EVERYTHING

[mirrar]

Originally posted by Orchestra

<3.

[Axis of Action]

Well this thread turned into another flirtatious chat post between Orchestra and Mirror_Untrue. Aye dios mio.

[Toby]

Originally posted by Sehki
Well this thread turned into another flirtatious chat post between Orchestra and Mirror_Untrue. Aye dios mio.

[Axis of Action]

Originally posted by Toby

Perhaps it's an idiosyncratic trait they share? Hijacking your threads for their own sexual purposes?

[Fattening Ass]

it woulda probably become a flirtatious chat post between me and rob if not from them anyhoo

[mirrar]

Originally posted by Sehki
Well this thread turned into another flirtatious chat post between Orchestra and Mirror_Untrue. Aye dios mio.

hey come on it was like 2 posts

[Axis of Action]

Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
hey come on it was like 2 posts

Try 3, not including the originating posts (where you two listed your idiosyncracies).

I'm sorry. Let's have pancakes?

[mirrar]

Originally posted by Sehki


Try 3, not including the originating posts (where you two listed your idiosyncracies).

I'm sorry. Let's have pancakes?

i'd say anything over 5 is a chat post.
and yeah come over we've got 4 boxes of mix!

[Orchestra]

Originally posted by Sehki


Try 3, not including the originating posts (where you two listed your idiosyncracies).

I'm sorry. Let's have pancakes?

Hey now 8.5,

[Axis of Action]

Originally posted by Orchestra

Hey now 8.5,

I like how M_U didn't mind at all but you got angry.

You can have pancakes too? I only did it for the attention. On the inside, I just need some lovin'.

[Orchestra]

Originally posted by Sehki


I like how M_U didn't mind at all but you got angry.

You can have pancakes too? I only did it for the attention. On the inside, I just need some lovin'.

[funnygeezus]

Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
-90% of my list is void because i'm a fifteen year-old highschool dropout.

f1X7.

-I always sleep on the right side of the bed
-I have to have two pillows to sleep on
-I need a toasted bagel with cream cheese and tomatoes for breakfast, or cold pizza. If it's not a woodburning oven bagel, it's not worth eating
-Keys go in left pocket of coat
-Bus pass in right pocket
-I have to buy bus pass on the 25th of the month, out of fear they might run out
-I pay my bills as soon as they come in the mail. I set it to automatically deduct the money from my account online on the business date before they are due, however.
-I have to email myself all important assignments, make sure they are on my desktop and laptop, and have a copy of it on CD or floppy disk before I can go hand in the printed copy. This is not bad.
-I have to buy the generic brand of food for everything. It's all yellow label no name stuff in my apartment
-Can't do laundry until I'm out of underwear
-I have to sit at the back of the bus if there's room. I have a particular seat I prefer.
-When I'm studying or writing any paper, I have to listen to Godspeed You Black Emperor. It puts me in a trance. This is why my sound homework irritates me. I can't listen to Godspeed when I'm recording my own soundbites.
-I can't smoke pot with my boyfriend cause he annoys the hell out of me when we're high. He says the stupidest things and laughs at everything. Grr.

I'm not the craziest person on here.

I thought of one other one:

I have to buy in bulk. This is retarded: I live alone. I can't buy 6 rolls of toilet paper, I have to buy the family pack of 48. Not a small bottle of laundry detergent, but 5L. Not 1 tube of toothpaste, but 8.

In my bathroom I have:
-3L of shampoo, and 3 of conditioner
-20 bars of soap
-48 rolls of toilet paper
-8 rolls of Scott towel (OH NO I'M RUNNING LOW)
-3 boxes of Kleenex
-4 things of dental floss
-2 extra toothbrushes
-9 different jars of gel/pomeade. Really. They all do the same shit anyhow.
-120 tampons
-80 pads

In my kitchen:
-3 types of mustard
-8lbs of pasta. I'm serious .
-2.2 lbs of sea salt. I've had that for 3 years. It's not going anywhere.
-About 12 cans of crushed tomatoes to make pasta sauce.
-48 cans of coke
-24 beers (unopened and not in the fridge)
-300 bags of tea. Minimum.
-60 granola bars

I have no clue why I do this. I live alone, so I could theoretically not buy any more of this shit and be fine for about 2 years. I don't have a car, so I either have to take all that shit on the bus, walk 12 blocks with it, or wait for someone WITH a car to help me get that home...

This is my Mom's fault. And Club Price. God damn Club Price.

[pastor]

• After finishing every meal, I must lick clean the plate from which I was eating. If I am eating out of a bowl, I have to iron it flat so that it becomes a plate that I may lick. If I am eating off my naked lap, as I am prone to do, I must flay the skin off my upper thigh and private area, soak it in water so that it may become malleable, iron it flat, dry it, and then lick it.
  
  I can change colors at will, like a human sole fish. In fact, when I was younger, I would often lie at the bottom of swimming pools and change my skin color to the pale hospital-blue of the pools' plaster floor surface. When a snorkeling child would swim past me, I would shoot up with the quickness of a steel trap and consume the child whole. My chameleonic talent was also useful for providing theatre backdrops during my morbidly obese years, and for mugging people.
  
  I tap dance to Mudvayne.
  
  I am asexual. I'm not using the term in the humanist behavioral sense, but in terms of how I sexually reproduce. For three millennia, I have reproduced a facsimile of myself through a means of reproduction that is somewhere between sporing and mammalian live-birthing. During each of my lifetimes, at about the age of 26, my penis transmogrifies into a giant, stinky, and amazingly ornate vagina that vomits out my physiological copy. Remarkably, I am able to transmit the consciousness that dwelt within the parent body into that of the child. The newborn carries on the memory, DNA, and life of the parent, who is left a lifeless husk that is then consumed by its own ravenous vagina. As a newborn infant, I must then kill the rampaging vagina before it manages to burrow into the ground, where it could potentially hibernate for another 26 years before releasing a new spore capable of growing into another version of me, only with DNA minutely altered so that he has a mustache. Should this happen, I would have to one day face down my parallel self in a duel from which only one of us could leave standing. The last time this happened was 3,000 years ago, and I was the one who walked away.
  
  I always have to keep my cell phone in the right pocket of my hoodie, too. LOL

[mewl]

Originally posted by jenniferkate
you take things too seriously.

i just don't understand what's going on!

[ChristHimself!]

Originally posted by pastor

• After finishing every meal, I must lick clean the plate from which I was eating. If I am eating out of a bowl, I have to iron it flat so that it becomes a plate that I may lick. If I am eating off my naked lap, as I am prone to do, I must flay the skin off my upper thigh and private area, soak it in water so that it may become malleable, iron it flat, dry it, and then lick it.
  
  I can change colors at will, like a human sole fish. In fact, when I was younger, I would often lie at the bottom of swimming pools and change my skin color to the pale hospital-blue of the pools' plaster floor surface. When a snorkeling child would swim past me, I would shoot up with the quickness of a steel trap and consume the child whole. My chameleonic talent was also useful for providing theatre backdrops during my morbidly obese years, and for mugging people.
  
  I tap dance to Mudvayne.
  
  I am asexual. I'm not using the term in the humanist behavioral sense, but in terms of how I sexually reproduce. For three millennia, I have reproduced a facsimile of myself through a means of reproduction that is somewhere between sporing and mammalian live-birthing. During each of my lifetimes, at about the age of 26, my penis transmogrifies into a giant, stinky, and amazingly ornate vagina that vomits out my physiological copy. Remarkably, I am able to transmit the consciousness that dwelt within the parent body into that of the child. The newborn carries on the memory, DNA, and life of the parent, who is left a lifeless husk that is then consumed by its own ravenous vagina. As a newborn infant, I must then kill the rampaging vagina before it manages to burrow into the ground, where it could potentially hibernate for another 26 years before releasing a new spore capable of growing into another version of me, only with DNA minutely altered so that he has a mustache. Should this happen, I would have to one day face down my parallel self in a duel from which only one of us could leave standing. The last time this happened was 3,000 years ago, and I was the one who walked away.

<3

[Fattening Ass]

-I can't sleep with socks either
-I stay up pretty late, even though i don't want to
-Sometimes i get lazy and forget to dump some poop from my cat's litter box and it gets full :erm
-I've left my dishes in the sink unwashed for 3 months once
-i bite my nails
-i too usually wait till im at my last pair of good, clean clothes before i wash !
-i can't stand chalkboard scratching
-i always throw my bills in a pile and always get to them at the last minute
-I avoid people i've seen from school or elsewhere (other than my friends) if i see them.


i think thats it.

[DevilSaint]

- if I leave my cell phone in a room and go into another I have to check to see if I got a message while I was gone. even if I could have clearly heard it in the room I went to.
- i endlessly check my AIM buddy list. Even when I'm reading stuff online I'll click over to it after every paragraph.
- cell phone in the left pocket, keys & chapstick in the right, wallet in the back right
- when I walk I check with my thumb to be sure my wallet is still in my pocket all the time
- I have to fall asleep to a directors commentary. Any other way and I start thinking too much or get too into the movie
- I almost always start typing out a post, stop, erase it all, go read the board somemore and then if I still feel like it go back and actually post.
- I refuse to shave my goatee until the Panthers lose, even if it is getting comical at this point.
- When I drive I always steer with my left hand and have my right hand on my right leg. This comes from years of holding hands while driving that it's just instinct for it to be there.
- When I'm alone and I fart I take a big wiff of it to see what it smells like :erm
- I always wear a hat
- I always wear sandals, unless it's raining cause then I'll slip all over the place
- In classes I always sit in the back right corner if I can
- I grind my teeth/bite my lip all the time
- oh, 1 more. When I wake up I always check ESPN Page 2 to see if there's a new Simmons column - as I know it will always brighten the start of my day if there is.

I know there's more, but that's all I feel like typing out right now.