I was sitting here thinking about my own idiosyncrasies

[GreenEggsNSpam]

Originally posted by mewl


There's a trick to it, and I'm gonna teach it to ya!

Say your watch says it's 15:30. Drop the 1 from fifteen and subract 2. What's that? 3:30! Another: 23:04. Make like the 2 is a 1 and again, subtract 2 from the second number. That's 11:04.

Got it?

I just did it like this:

23:50 - 12 = 11:50
19:27 - 12 = 07:27

[Toby]

Originally posted by Lie


Come on, we all know people who wear hoodies can't do basic math.

[Lie]

Originally posted by Toby

Your custom title isn't helping you any, buddy.

[Judas Chongo]

if you have a band hoodie your sold out.

[Lie]

Originally posted by Judas Chongo
if you have a band hoodie your sold out.

You mean the band sold out? Or you sold out because you bought it? Or is the hoodie itself guilty of being a sellout simply by virtue of its own existence?

[Orchestra]

Lately I have to play at least 3 nes games before I move up to any sequals on a higher platform.
I constantly daydream.
I must always be wearing something on my left wrist(in public).
I hide from my family at all costs.
When with accepting people, I jump in every puddle possible, getting them wet.
I never take medication on time.
I love walking in rain, esspically warm rain.
If I plan on going anywhere I must be wearing a belt and wallet.
I get upset over little things often.
I have a fear of cameras.
I have a fear of social certain situations.
I only feel comfortable in black or red.
Waking up when the suns out gives me migranes.
Watching people facinates me sometimes and other times makes me unbelievably angry.
For some reason I'm convinced I have cancer.
Whenever I picture "Jesus" I picture him with sunglasses, a joint and a zero shirt.
I walk on sidewalks evenly in the summer, making sure my feet hit at around the same spot as the previous sidewalk slab, Avoiding cracks though.
The game "The Wizard" for Atari scares the living fuck out of me, still.
I wear my candy as much as possible.
I record my dreams for some reason, or did.
When on slush, I pretend to skate,same with ice D:
I have an undying hatred for Jen from much music.
I post on phoria as soon as I get up.

[Orchestra]

Originally posted by Lie


You mean the band sold out? Or you sold out because you bought it? Or is the hoodie itself guilty of being a sellout simply by virtue of its own existence?

I missed you:D

[Judas Chongo]

yea, basically all your asumptions ring true, Lie.

[mewl]

-I have to sleep on the right side of the bed and on my right side.
-I hate my mobile phone. I purposely lose it so I don't have to bother with it.
-Whenever I eat out at restaurants, I always check my cuttlery to see if it is clean, and then place it in its correct setting.
-I cannot sleep unless there is background noise (tv or music). Absolute silence leads to thinking and then I freak out.
-Always the left wrist.
-Whenever I can, I avoid the number 23. It's my unlucky number.
-I cannot function in the morning with a cigarette.
-I refuse to drink carbonated beverages, even if Zantac is available. They give me really bad heartburn.
-Whenever I step foot through the door, I take my shoes off and place them to the side. I do this at other people's houses as well.
-Whenever I curse to myself, it's always in German or Arabic.
-You'll never catch me soaking in a bathtub unless I've showered first.
-I think I'm addicted to sugar. If I don't have any sweets during the day I'm rather unpleasent to be around.
-I check my e-mail multiple times daily, yet I write people back probably once a month.
-I don't ever use soap. I think it's disgusting.
-I don't use wash clothes because they disgust me.
-I have to brush my teeth whenever I finish eating anything, no matter what it is.
-I won't eat leftovers after they've been refrigerated. Something about the cold, the way certain sauces congeal, the condensation...it's gross.
-If I don't wake up before 10am, I feel guilty.
-I have a really hard time seeing the grey areas in life. Things are just really black and white with me. Uncertainty makes me snap.
-I can love a great friend one minute and, without reason, totally loathe them the next.
-I have to wear my caftan as my "night time outfit".
-I have a thermal hospital blanket that I absolutely have to sleep with. I put it underneath my sheet and bunch it up around my feet.
-I can't sleep with clothes on.
-My pockets are quite useful: I always put my wallet in my back right pocket, my car keys in my left front pocket, and everything else in my front right pocket.
-I can't sit straight anywhere. I always have to sit indian style or with one of my legs propped up, even in desks at school.
-I'm a bit OC: I always carry a little bottle of Purell with me wherever I go. Whenever I cook with the oven or stove, I check multiple times to be sure I've turned them off. Dust bunnies fear me.
-I'm always afraid that I've forgotten or lost something important
-I always go to the bathroom before bed.
-It really fucking irks me when people leave the toilet cover and seat up. No one should have to look into a toilet.
-I take a pen and notebook and a camera with me wherever I go.
-I'm habitually late. For everything.
-I am very short-tempered and rude with family.
-Whenever I'm really bored, I always twirl my hair on the left side, behind my ear.
-I'm too hyperactive to walk like a normal person. I swing my arms about, take gigantic strides, hop, even skip sometimes.
-I hate people that stand with their arms across their chest. I always want to hit them. I stand with my hands on my hips, around my back, or in my pockets. I don't let my arms hang down straight. I think it looks weird.
-Right before and right after class, I must have a cigarette.
-You'll never heard me say the words "casserole" or "booger".
-I love to sing and I'm hella good at it, but I won't let anyone here me do it.

That's about it, I guess.

[mewl]

Originally posted by Lie
Come on, we all know people who wear hoodies can't do basic math.

I WEAR HOODIES!! And I love them so.

[mewl]

Oh...

-I'm addicted to Aleve. I take it for everything: headaches, depression, to get a buzz. It is a wonderdrug.
-I can't keep still. I always have to be doing something: shaking my leg, tapping my fingers, chewing on pens, etc.
-Couples acting all mushy in public pisses me off.
-And I too post here first thing in the morning.

The End.

[Lie]

I just can't get over you guys. You're so WEIRD. Aleve? That's fucked up, man.

[DeviousJ]

Uh... the clock with the digital display in my room is set 10 minutes or so fast, to trick me into thinking I'm later than I am. Except it never works. Actually I can't be bothered setting it right, it takes actual physical effort to hold the buttons down until it runs through 23 hours and 50 minutes

[mirrar]

i hate phones. i try to avoid calling people i don't know at all costs.
i have a huge fucking fear of pushy sales people in stores. if one comes up and is really pushy, i must leave the store right away.
i salt almost EVERYTHING

[Lie]

NO WAY.

[DeviousJ]

Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
i have a huge fucking fear of pushy sales people in stores.

Somehow I read this as 'I have a huge fucking fear of plush seals in toy stores.'

[mewl]

Originally posted by Lie
Aleve? That's fucked up, man.

i know. never said i wasn't, though.

[Lie]

Originally posted by mewl
i know. never said i wasn't, though.

And you live in South Carolina? Jesus. I have never met your idiosyncratic equal.

[2Marlon2Brando]

Originally posted by mewl

-I cannot function in the morning with a cigarette.

It is impossible for me to imagine this being said in a man's voice.

[mewl]

Originally posted by Lie
And you live in South Carolina? Jesus. I have never met your idiosyncratic equal.

What does me living in SC have to do with anything?

[mewl]

Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
It is impossible for me to imagine this being said in a man's voice.

Eat some mushrooms.

[twice]

Originally posted by Toby
-- I can't sleep with socks on

i try when it's cold. i never fail to find them curled up and hidden underneath my blankets. if they're not there i somehow manage to kick them off of the bed during slumber.

i set my alarm a few hours before i have to wake. everytime i'm awakened, i close my eyes to remember my dreams (because it seems if they're open they vanish so much more rapidly). most times i fall back asleep- and wake when i have just enough time to get ready for work and leave on time.

i don't particularly like drinking alcohol without simutaneously having a cigarette. same goes for coffee.

rarely do i ever choose what i'm wearing prior to the moment i'm dressing for the event.

i have a tendency to look people straight in the eye when i'm in public places. if, for whatever reason, i don't feel like doing so- i'm usually partially oblivious to their presence and get lost in thought or my surroundings. it always differs with the situations.

hm.

[GreenEggsNSpam]

- I daydream about everything. And have a large amount of "flashbacks" during the day.
- I never take medication on time.
- I get upset over little things often.
- Watching people facinates me sometimes and other times makes me unbelievably angry.
- I walk on sidewalks/tiles in my home/ the mall, making sure my feet hit at around the same spot as the previous sidewalk slab, Avoiding cracks though.
- I have to sleep in the center of the bed, on my stomach, with my red pillow length ways on my right side, and my yellow pillow under my face.
- Everything I do has to be in shape according to size/color.
- I arrange all loose change in my wallet from toonies, loonies, quarters, nickels, pennies, dimes.
- It upsets me that the dime is not larger than the nickle.
- I won't eat leftovers after they've been refrigerated. Something about the cold, the way certain sauces congeal, the condensation...it's gross.
- I can love a great friend one minute and, without reason, totally loathe them the next.
- I carry my wallet in my front, right pocket because I have a fear of getting robbed.
- I would rather trust myself than put my money in a bank.
- I always go to the bathroom before bed. Even if I dont have too.
- When I walk in a crowd, I get nervous that someone will see me walking the "wrong" way/different from others.
- Most times I have trouble controlling my hands. I never know where to "put" them.
- I find it very hard to talk on the phone. I get very paranoid, and start to stumble. It feels really awkward to me that they cant see my facial expressions, or hand gestures.
- I cant normally talk to people that I dont know. And its hard to talk to cashiers/strangers.
- I never say my own opinion, and always agree with others, even if I dont want to.

[2Marlon2Brando]

man, y'all are some high maintenance folk.

[Lie]

Originally posted by mewl
What does me living in SC have to do with anything?

Man, you are just so funny and crazy and "out there." Asking me questions and shit.

[Lie]

Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
- I daydream about everything. And have a large amount of "flashbacks" during the day.
- I never take medication on time.
- I get upset over little things often.
- Watching people facinates me sometimes and other times makes me unbelievably angry.
- I walk on sidewalks/tiles in my home/ the mall, making sure my feet hit at around the same spot as the previous sidewalk slab, Avoiding cracks though.
- I have to sleep in the center of the bed, on my stomach, with my red pillow length ways on my right side, and my yellow pillow under my face.
- Everything I do has to be in shape according to size/color.
- I arrange all loose change in my wallet from toonies, loonies, quarters, nickels, pennies, dimes.
- It upsets me that the dime is not larger than the nickle.
- I won't eat leftovers after they've been refrigerated. Something about the cold, the way certain sauces congeal, the condensation...it's gross.
- I can love a great friend one minute and, without reason, totally loathe them the next.
- I carry my wallet in my front, right pocket because I have a fear of getting robbed.
- I would rather trust myself than put my money in a bank.
- I always go to the bathroom before bed. Even if I dont have too.
- When I walk in a crowd, I get nervous that someone will see me walking the "wrong" way/different from others.
- Most times I have trouble controlling my hands. I never know where to "put" them.
- I find it very hard to talk on the phone. I get very paranoid, and start to stumble. It feels really awkward to me that they cant see my facial expressions, or hand gestures.
- I cant normally talk to people that I dont know. And its hard to talk to cashiers/strangers.
- I never say my own opinion, and always agree with others, even if I dont want to.

Why didn't you just sum all that up by saying, "I'm Canadian"?

[mewl]

Originally posted by Lie
Man, you are just so funny and crazy and "out there." Asking me questions and shit.

damn, you're fucking odd.

[twilightfadez]

im too tired to post my stuffs but i will...cool thread

[jenniferkate]

Originally posted by Lie


And you live in South Carolina? Jesus. I have never met your idiosyncratic equal.

[mewl]

Originally posted by jenniferkate
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