what attracted you to...

partialbirth · 01-16-2004, 01:08 PM

what attracted you to your current *sig. other* or whatever you call him/her?

mine would be intelligence and eyes, I think...

2Marlon2Brando · 01-16-2004, 01:09 PM

she had a magnet in her pants.

Toby · 01-16-2004, 01:10 PM

I'm always attracted to a girl with a dirty mouth. Not in the sexual tense, but one that uses a lot of curse words. My boss said goddamnit it the other day and it turned me on.

Mooney · 01-16-2004, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by partialbirth

mine would be intelligence and eyes, I think...

i like my girls to have eyes, too!

ChristHimself! · 01-16-2004, 01:11 PM

He is my exact type, and very funny.

Sepiae · 01-16-2004, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
I'm always attracted to a girl with a dirty mouth. Not in the sexual tense, but one that uses a lot of curse words. My boss said goddamnit it the other day and it turned me on.

Hello, dream man.

cap'n jazz · 01-16-2004, 01:13 PM

THE GIRL I LIKE RIGHT NOW IS FRENCH. LIKE, HELLO! OR SHOULD I SAY BONJOUR

01-16-2004, 01:13 PM

I don't even remember anymore, it's been three years now.

I remember being interested in 3 or 4 people around that time. How I ended up with him instead of the guys, I'm not sure.

partialbirth · 01-16-2004, 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by Mooney

i like my girls to have eyes, too!

um...I'm a FEMALE...and was referring to a MALE...but that's okay...

partialbirth · 01-16-2004, 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
I'm always attracted to a girl with a dirty mouth. Not in the sexual tense, but one that uses a lot of curse words.

my boyfriend says that same thing...

Toby · 01-16-2004, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by Sepiae

Hello, dream man.

Will you be my e-girlfriend?

partialbirth · 01-16-2004, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
e-girlfriend?

do you actually believe in those?

SecretStarlet · 01-16-2004, 01:17 PM

he was perfect in every damn way. i will never be able to do better. he's hot, funny, and nice... sometimes. and he actually liked me, that's tough.

Toby · 01-16-2004, 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by partialbirth

do you actually believe in those?

no, but I do believe in having many e-ho's.

Nimrod · 01-16-2004, 01:18 PM

Wit and sense of humor.

(Also easy on the eyes).

Sepiae · 01-16-2004, 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
Will you be my e-girlfriend?

Sure!

partialbirth · 01-16-2004, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
no, but I do believe in having many e-ho's.

heh...okay

pink_ribbon_scars · 01-16-2004, 01:42 PM

He was my roommate before we got together. I broke my leg and tore my ACL and meniscus, and he took care of me and was my best friend while I was confined to the house. He was generous, nice, funny, great to hang out with and cute. Then when I got healthy we were able to hang out outside of the apartment, and that was even better, and I finally realized that I liked him. Whiskey put us physically together. Then he bought me opera tickets for Christmas and the deal was sealed.

partialbirth · 01-16-2004, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
I broke my leg and tore my ACL and meniscus

how did you do this?

pink_ribbon_scars · 01-16-2004, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by partialbirth
how did you do this?

I drank 2 beers, and I wanted to go out to a bar to drink more. I couldn't find my keys so I decided to climb over the back gate/fence into the alley behind my apartment (which was total fucking nonsense because I could have just walked right out the front door and only have had to climb back into my apartment area). I got to the top of the 7' gate and my sandals didn't seem like such great climbing shoes and the spikes on the top looked scary and I decided if I didn't jump I might have a spike in my thigh and/or ass. I jumped and fell and my leg hurt a lot. I struggled back up to my bedroom (I had a neighbor buzz me in) and found my keys right on my bed in plain view.

It was really stupid. My doctor, insurance company, parents and bosses all heard a completely different story. I told them I slipped and fell down some stairs. When strangers ask about my scar (they cut out part of my hamstring to make my new ACL) I sometimes tell them I was training for a triathalon.

2Marlon2Brando · 01-16-2004, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
It was really stupid. My doctor, insurance company, parents and bosses all heard a completely different story. I told them I slipped and fell down some stairs. When strangers ask about my scar (they cut out part of my hamstring to make my new ACL) I sometimes tell them I was training for a triathalon.

I had a gigantic crush on you until I found out you were a HUGE LIAR!

Nimrod · 01-16-2004, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
It was really stupid. My doctor, insurance company, parents and bosses all heard a completely different story. I told them I slipped and fell down some stairs. When strangers ask about my scar (they cut out part of my hamstring to make my new ACL) I sometimes tell them I was training for a triathalon.

I can understand not saying you were a drunken fool, but why a traithalon? Why not just say "I fell"? For that matter, if you go the huge lie route, why not say you were a test pilot for NASA and caught schrapnel when your plan exploded?

Nimrod · 01-16-2004, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando

I had a gigantic crush on you until I found out you were HUGE!

sarasvati · 01-16-2004, 02:34 PM

everything about him

pink_ribbon_scars · 01-16-2004, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
I had a gigantic crush on you until I found out you were a HUGE LIAR!

Pshaw! Lying is neccessary sometimes. I couldn't tell my insurance company I was drinking and jumped over a fence -- they might not have covered my care. The same goes if I had told my doctor -- my insurance company might have found out. I shouldn't have lied to my parents and bosses, but I figured it would be best to keep my story consistent, so I told only my equally stupid buddies the truth.

I sometimes tell funny people on the bus that I was training for a triathalon, because it's none of their business anyway, so I might as well get a laugh out of it. I have these skanky ghetto men sit down beside me and look at my leg and ask me what happened. "I was training for a triathalon" gets an "Oh!" in response and makes me sound tougher, whereas "I was drinking and trying to drink more, so I jumped over a fence" makes me sounds like I'm stupid and probably easy. I'd say nothing at all, but I talk too much.

pink_ribbon_scars · 01-16-2004, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod
I can understand not saying you were a drunken fool, but why a traithalon? Why not just say "I fell"? For that matter, if you go the huge lie route, why not say you were a test pilot for NASA and caught schrapnel when your plan exploded?

To tell them that I was training for a triathalon is almost as huge a lie as to say I was a test pilot for NASA and caught schrapnel when my plane exploded. Neither of those things is going to happen.

Don't you have a sense of humor, guys? Come on.

And I'm not at all huge. I could definitely stand to lose a little weight and define my muscles, and that's why I go to the gym and eat fairly healthily. I thought you were kind of chubby yourself.

Nimrod · 01-16-2004, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars

And I'm not at all huge. I could definitely stand to lose a little weight and define my muscles, and that's why I go to the gym and eat fairly healthily. I thought you were kind of chubby yourself.

Wow, way to take my play on Thomas' words waaaay too seriously.

You should pay attention to the accompanying post icon.

pink_ribbon_scars · 01-16-2004, 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod
Wow, way to take my play on Thomas' words waaaay too seriously.

You should pay attention to the accompanying post icon.

Sorry, I guess I'm stupid for not interpreting your thumbs down the right way. I only bothered to say it because I used to weigh more and have posted pictures from then, and I thought you might be referring to that. I think you're taking my response waaaay too seriously.

I thnk chubby guys are fine, I wasn't trying to insult you.

mirrar · 01-16-2004, 03:01 PM

he's almost exactly like me but just different enough to keep me facinated and interested, incredibly sweet and genuinely interested in whats going on with me, smart and not afraid to be his unique self, not to mention phsyically exactly what I've drooled over since I was about 14....yeah.

pink_ribbon_scars · 01-16-2004, 03:02 PM

You don't believe me? I should have used a better "icon" so you guys woul understand me better. See, thumbs up for chubby people!

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01-16-2004, 01:09 PM	#2
2Marlon2Brando Socialphobic Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same Posts: 14,519	she had a magnet in her pants.

01-16-2004, 01:11 PM	#5
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,594	He is my exact type, and very funny.

01-16-2004, 01:13 PM	#7
cap'n jazz Socialphobic Location: FUCKING HELL Posts: 11,689	THE GIRL I LIKE RIGHT NOW IS FRENCH. LIKE, HELLO! OR SHOULD I SAY BONJOUR

01-16-2004, 01:13 PM	#8
Lizard Queen Posts: n/a	I don't even remember anymore, it's been three years now. I remember being interested in 3 or 4 people around that time. How I ended up with him instead of the guys, I'm not sure.

01-16-2004, 01:17 PM	#13
SecretStarlet Pledge Location: in your pocket Posts: 208	he was perfect in every damn way. i will never be able to do better. he's hot, funny, and nice... sometimes. and he actually liked me, that's tough.

01-16-2004, 01:18 PM	#15
Nimrod Macho Business Donkey Wrestler Location: the cross i'm bearing home 'aint indicative of my place Posts: 5,410	Wit and sense of humor. (Also easy on the eyes).

01-16-2004, 01:42 PM	#18
pink_ribbon_scars At the beginning Location: GJ 1214 b Posts: 10,760	He was my roommate before we got together. I broke my leg and tore my ACL and meniscus, and he took care of me and was my best friend while I was confined to the house. He was generous, nice, funny, great to hang out with and cute. Then when I got healthy we were able to hang out outside of the apartment, and that was even better, and I finally realized that I liked him. Whiskey put us physically together. Then he bought me opera tickets for Christmas and the deal was sealed.

01-16-2004, 02:34 PM	#24
sarasvati Apocalyptic Poster Location: dundas, ontario Posts: 2,536	everything about him

01-16-2004, 03:01 PM	#29
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	he's almost exactly like me but just different enough to keep me facinated and interested, incredibly sweet and genuinely interested in whats going on with me, smart and not afraid to be his unique self, not to mention phsyically exactly what I've drooled over since I was about 14....yeah.

01-16-2004, 03:02 PM	#30
pink_ribbon_scars At the beginning Location: GJ 1214 b Posts: 10,760	You don't believe me? I should have used a better "icon" so you guys woul understand me better. See, thumbs up for chubby people!