And now because I'm bored, it's "Ask a straight netphorian --" time.

[noyen]

is it only gay if balls touch? what about if i push back?

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by Esty
Did you make the bible characters thread? I think you did. Where did you learn that much about the Bible?

Probably by reading the Bible.

[C33]

if you travel at the speed of light with a car, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

[ravenguy2000]

Would any straight guy here be up for rimming a girl?

Assuming everything's perfectly clean and stuff?

[noyen]

Originally posted by ravenguy2000
Would any straight guy here be up for rimming a girl?

Assuming everything's perfectly clean and stuff?

[ravenguy2000]

Originally posted by noyen

Did you enjoy it? Did she return the favor?

[jczeroman]

Originally posted by sppunk
Colin, I think we should be e-friends. What do you think of such an idea?

If that means we deal rave drugs then yes!


i mean NO!!!!!

[jczeroman]

Originally posted by So very sad about me
when you scratch your balls, do you sniff your hands afterwards?

Yes. Next time a guy "scratches" his nose say, "you just touched your balls and are now sniffign it, huh?"

[jczeroman]

Originally posted by Esty
Did you make the bible characters thread? I think you did. Where did you learn that much about the Bible?

Yes, I have been meaning to finish that thread :erm . I read the bible often.

[SecretStarlet]

hey straight guy:
if i already have a 5 1/2 inch toungue and i want to make it longer, should i cut the little connection between it and the bottom of my mouth? does that freak guys out if i tell them that? if i offer my boyfriend a threesome will he think that i am only doing it so that i can get with that chick with his permission? and will it ruin our relationship? i have more questions...

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by SecretStarlet
hey straight guy:
if i already have a 5 1/2 inch toungue and i want to make it longer, should i cut the little connection between it and the bottom of my mouth? does that freak guys out if i tell them that?

Guys do not care how long your tongue is, really, so long as you know what to do with it when there's penis in your mouth.

Originally posted by SecretStarlet
if i offer my boyfriend a threesome will he think that i am only doing it so that i can get with that chick with his permission? and will it ruin our relationship? i have more questions...

He won't care why you're asking, and will be too busy thanking God to question.

[meow]

WHO WANTS CANDY?

[THRILLHO]

Originally posted by ravenguy2000
Would any straight guy here be up for rimming a girl?

Assuming everything's perfectly clean and stuff?

only if it was really important to her. and even then she'd have to do something in return like give blowjobs on command.

[spa ced]

Why didn't you answer my question?
It was a perfectly honest question.

[crescentfresh]

Originally posted by blackfaerie


rawk on. p-i-m-p.

hardly.
blow jobs aren't sex partners.

[SecretStarlet]

Originally posted by Nimrod
Guys do not care how long your tongue is, really, so long as you know what to do with it when there's penis in your mouth.

i do know, but he doesn't seem to like me being down there at all, even though he says i'm good at it. i think i like giving him head more that he does.

He won't care why you're asking, and will be too busy thanking God to question.

i hope so.