Your Favorite Steve Martin Role? - Page 2

wangcomputers · 01-12-2004, 05:50 PM

dirty rotten scoundrels.

beef curtains · 01-12-2004, 07:38 PM

i hated father of the bride. its on my top 5 list of movies that make me angry...

uum, what was that one where he was the dentist? that was cool...

2Marlon2Brando · 01-12-2004, 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by So very sad about me

uum, what was that one where he was the dentist? that was cool...

Novocaine

GreenEggsNSpam · 01-12-2004, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by vanilla
you forgot Cheeper By The Dozen.

It has an All-Star cast too.

Steve Martin, Ashton Kutcher, and Hiliary Duff.
Sounds like fun.

beef curtains · 01-12-2004, 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando

Novocaine

yeah

that's my vote

spava · 01-12-2004, 07:46 PM

http://www.dvdreview.com/fullreviews...coundrels1.jpg

Axis of Action · 01-12-2004, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by vanilla

you must be living in a hole. possibly a rat hole!?

Spider-hole, and good lord, trains/planes/automobiles, obviously. That was just a genius movie.

2Marlon2Brando · 01-12-2004, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by spava
http://www.dvdreview.com/fullreviews...coundrels1.jpg

That is such a great movie.

Random Female · 01-12-2004, 09:11 PM

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is the better movie, but he is so awesome in the Jerk.

"I was born a poor black child..."

Random Female · 01-12-2004, 09:12 PM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando

That is such a great movie.

lol

Ugly · 09:28 PM

Bowfinger.

"This film is only for Madagascar and Iran, neither of which follow American copyright law!"

That is seriously one of greatest lines from 99. Its right up there with "Why don't you SUCK MY BALLS!", "Like a splinter in your mind driving you mad", "I RULE!" and "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

(name where all those 4 lines from '99 came from and you win a cookie)

BeautifulLoser · 01-12-2004, 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by Ugly
Bowfinger.

"Do you like Smashing Pumpkins?"

"Yes, I love doing that!"

nofx420fugazi · 01-12-2004, 09:32 PM

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Originally posted by Ugly
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

Fight Club is the greatest movie ever!

Your cool dude.

Ugly · 01-12-2004, 09:35 PM

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Originally posted by Graveflower

"I want to have your abortion" was better.

I think its a better line on the page and in the book, but if you check out the deleted scenes on the DVD they have both and the delivery Carter does of "I haven't been fucked like that since Grade school" is alot funnier. The way she delivers the abortion line is too soft and loving. the way she says grade school line (with the plop on the bed) is more funnier and random.

Ugly · 01-12-2004, 09:40 PM

this is probably one of those rare scripts that read alot better than they play (aside from Murphy and Martin, they really fuckin make it sing), but I love the one liners:

Robert K. Bowfinger: ... but what are some of your favorite TV shows?
Daisy: I love the Flintstones.
Robert K. Bowfinger: Oh I love the Flintstones too, that's so good, do you like that? Now, okay, do you like walks in the park?
Daisy: In the rain!
Robert K. Bowfinger: Oh God, you know what, I want you to see the Music Man, because--
Daisy: I've seen that! I love the Music Man!
Robert K. Bowfinger: Isn't Robert Preston good?
Daisy: He's so good! Do you LOVE Smashing Pumpkins?
Robert K. Bowfinger: Are you kid-- I LOVE to do that!

Kit's Agent: This is a great script! Look, it's not Shakespeare, but it...
Kit: Hey, what did you just say?
Agent: I said, 'it's not Shakespeare'...
Kit: 'It's not Shake...', 'It's not Shake..' (to Freddy) Do you hear what he's doing?
Freddy: I know he's doing something, I just can't put my finger on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah... What's he doing?
Kit: Shakespeare, Freddy, Shakespeare!
Freddy: Shakespeare?
Kit: Shake a spear! Spearchucker! I'm a spearchucker now!

Kit Ramsey: I want you to find Van Dam and Jackie Chan and tell 'em Spear Chucker said hello!

Robert K. Bowfinger: We need a guy with a fabulous ass! And mine is the wrong color!

Robert K. Bowfinger: Think of this as an errand. Your errand is to run across the freeway until I yell "cut".

[on filming someone without their permission]
Robert K. Bowfinger: Did you know that Tom Cruise didn't know he was in that vampire movie until three months later?

Robert K. Bowfinger: We're finished! It's over between us!
Daisy: But why?
Robert K. Bowfinger: You slept with Jiff.
Daisy: So?
Robert K. Bowfinger: You know, I never thought about it that way.
Daisy: So I'll see you tonight?
Robert K. Bowfinger: What time?

[Interviewing Jiff for the movie]
Robert K. Bowfinger: Would you be willing to cut your hair?
Jiff Ramsey: Well, yeah, but it would probably be better if someone else did it. I've had a few... accidents.

Kit Ramsey: The white man gets all the best catchphrases!

Robert K. Bowfinger: Every day that FedEx truck comes through here delivering important things to important people. Someday it's going to stop here, and when that day comes, then we -- and by we, I mean me -- will be important.

Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: Happy premise #1.
Kit Ramsey: Happy premise #1: There are no aliens.
Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: Happry premise #2.
Kit Ramsey: Happy premise #2: There is no giant foot trying to squash me.
Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: Happy premise #3.
Kit Ramsey: Happy premise #3: Even though I feel like I might ignite, I probably won't.

Kit Ramsey: We're trying to make a movie here, not a film!

Jiff Ramsey: Oh, gosh, I'm really hoping to get a career running errands. That'd be a major boost for me.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0131325/quotes

Transformer · 01-12-2004, 11:03 PM

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Originally posted by BeautifulLoser

"Do you like Smashing Pumpkins?"

"I love to do that"

Transformer · 01-12-2004, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by nofx420fugazi

Fight Club is the greatest movie ever!

Your cool dude.

View Poll Results: Your Favorite Steve Martin Role?
The Jerk	6	17.14%
The Man With Two Brains	2	5.71%
Three Amigos	5	14.29%
My Blue Heaven	2	5.71%
Little Shop of Horrors	0	0%
Roxanne	2	5.71%
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels	5	14.29%
Planes, Trains & Automobiles	8	22.86%
Father of the Bride	2	5.71%
Other	3	8.57%
Voters: 35. You may not vote on this poll

01-12-2004, 09:26 PM	#41
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	Bowfinger. "This film is only for Madagascar and Iran, neither of which follow American copyright law!" That is seriously one of greatest lines from 99. Its right up there with "Why don't you SUCK MY BALLS!", "Like a splinter in your mind driving you mad", "I RULE!" and "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." (name where all those 4 lines from '99 came from and you win a cookie) Last edited by Ugly : 01-12-2004 at 09:28 PM.

01-12-2004, 09:40 PM	#45
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	more great Bowfinger lines this is probably one of those rare scripts that read alot better than they play (aside from Murphy and Martin, they really fuckin make it sing), but I love the one liners: Robert K. Bowfinger: ... but what are some of your favorite TV shows? Daisy: I love the Flintstones. Robert K. Bowfinger: Oh I love the Flintstones too, that's so good, do you like that? Now, okay, do you like walks in the park? Daisy: In the rain! Robert K. Bowfinger: Oh God, you know what, I want you to see the Music Man, because-- Daisy: I've seen that! I love the Music Man! Robert K. Bowfinger: Isn't Robert Preston good? Daisy: He's so good! Do you LOVE Smashing Pumpkins? Robert K. Bowfinger: Are you kid-- I LOVE to do that! Kit's Agent: This is a great script! Look, it's not Shakespeare, but it... Kit: Hey, what did you just say? Agent: I said, 'it's not Shakespeare'... Kit: 'It's not Shake...', 'It's not Shake..' (to Freddy) Do you hear what he's doing? Freddy: I know he's doing something, I just can't put my finger on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah... What's he doing? Kit: Shakespeare, Freddy, Shakespeare! Freddy: Shakespeare? Kit: Shake a spear! Spearchucker! I'm a spearchucker now! Kit Ramsey: I want you to find Van Dam and Jackie Chan and tell 'em Spear Chucker said hello! Robert K. Bowfinger: We need a guy with a fabulous ass! And mine is the wrong color! Robert K. Bowfinger: Think of this as an errand. Your errand is to run across the freeway until I yell "cut". [on filming someone without their permission] Robert K. Bowfinger: Did you know that Tom Cruise didn't know he was in that vampire movie until three months later? Robert K. Bowfinger: We're finished! It's over between us! Daisy: But why? Robert K. Bowfinger: You slept with Jiff. Daisy: So? Robert K. Bowfinger: You know, I never thought about it that way. Daisy: So I'll see you tonight? Robert K. Bowfinger: What time? [Interviewing Jiff for the movie] Robert K. Bowfinger: Would you be willing to cut your hair? Jiff Ramsey: Well, yeah, but it would probably be better if someone else did it. I've had a few... accidents. Kit Ramsey: The white man gets all the best catchphrases! Robert K. Bowfinger: Every day that FedEx truck comes through here delivering important things to important people. Someday it's going to stop here, and when that day comes, then we -- and by we, I mean me -- will be important. Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: Happy premise #1. Kit Ramsey: Happy premise #1: There are no aliens. Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: Happry premise #2. Kit Ramsey: Happy premise #2: There is no giant foot trying to squash me. Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: Happy premise #3. Kit Ramsey: Happy premise #3: Even though I feel like I might ignite, I probably won't. Kit Ramsey: We're trying to make a movie here, not a film! Jiff Ramsey: Oh, gosh, I'm really hoping to get a career running errands. That'd be a major boost for me. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0131325/quotes

01-12-2004, 05:50 PM	#31
wangcomputers Apocalyptic Poster Location: UK Posts: 4,058	dirty rotten scoundrels.

01-12-2004, 07:38 PM	#32
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	i hated father of the bride. its on my top 5 list of movies that make me angry... uum, what was that one where he was the dentist? that was cool...

01-12-2004, 07:46 PM	#36
spava Apocalyptic Poster Location: Toronto Posts: 1,546	http://www.dvdreview.com/fullreviews...coundrels1.jpg

01-12-2004, 09:11 PM	#39
Random Female Apocalyptic Poster Location: white folks' ghetto, San Diego Posts: 2,005	Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is the better movie, but he is so awesome in the Jerk. "I was born a poor black child..."