kangaroos are mute

[bonsor]

Originally posted by sppunk
blue eyes

they're not red?

[GreenEggsNSpam]

Originally posted by Crestfallen33
SOMEONE ELSE POST COOL FACTS!

-The female bedbug has no vagina, so the male must rip open her stomach with his penis to deposit his sperm into her.

-Except among some higher primates, humans are the only mammals who engage in face-to-face sex.

-Dolphins and humans are the only known animals that have sex for pleasure.

-Kingsville, Texas forbids pigs from having sex on Kingsville airport property.

-During the 1600's in Massachusetts, a teenage boy was executed for confessing to having had sex with two horses, two cows, and four sheep.

-During heat, the female chimpanzee will seek sex out up to 20 times a day.

-Lebanese men may only have sex with female animals. Sex with a male animal is punishable by death.

-The average gorilla weighing 200 pounds, has a penis that is two inches long.

-Average sexual intercourse between minks lasts eight hours.

-Bulls do not have much of a sex life. They copulate in one thrust; the entire act lasts less than 20 seconds.

-Humpback whales have penises 10 feet long and 1 foot in diameter. They emit the most amount of seminal discharge of any mammal. They only mate once a year.

-Male deer masturbate by rubbing their antlers against tree trunks or on the ground. This produces both an erection and ejaculation.

-Lions like to get down. One study showed a lion "doing it" 86 times in one day!

-Erect giraffe penises are four feet long.

-The wonderful pig has an 18-inch penis that resembles a corkscrew.

-Stallions have penises 2 1/2 feet long.

-Lizards have two penises, one on each side of their bodies.

-The tapeworm has over 22,000 different sex organs.

-The average chimpanzee has a 3-inch penis. They are able to perform fellatio on themselves.

-A kangaroo has a double headed penis designed to match the double-horned vagina of the female.

-Bulls have penises 3 feet in length. The penises from dead bulls are often used as riding crops and whips.

-The male snowshoe hare's penis turns white in winter and is red during breeding season.

-The tiger has an 11-inch penis. The male tiger masturbates using his paws.

-Platypus are known for their 2 3/4 inch penises; they have several pointed spines that point backwards.

[crescentfresh]

Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam



-The tiger has an 11-inch penis. The male tiger masturbates using his paws.

[pastor]

Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
-Dolphins and humans are the only known animals that have sex for pleasure.

This isn't true. Octupi and a subspecies of chimpanzee called the Bonobo chimp also have sex for pleasure.

[scouse_dave]

Originally posted by Geek USA
"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

i heard it was "i am".

[Eulogy]

Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam

-The female bedbug has no vagina, so the male must rip open her stomach with his penis to deposit his sperm into her.

Awesome.

[Geek USA]

The female bedbug has no vagina, so the male must rip open her stomach with his penis to deposit his sperm into her.

that is so amazing.

[pastor]

Originally posted by scouse_dave
i heard it was "i am".

Complete sentences must have a subject and verb. In imperative sentences, like "Go.", the subject "You" is implied. So, it counts as a complete sentence. And since there are no commanding verbs that consist of only one letter, then I think Geek USA's sentence kicks your sentence's ass.

But it's not the length of the sentence that's important, it's blah blah blah.

[spring]

Originally posted by Geek USA
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

ha-ha...that's not the only place that mistake was made. Robarts library at U of Toronto is also sinking for the same reason

[spring]

- 9pin bowling was made up in Germany during the Medieval ages

these are just 'jokes' i think...

- President Lincoln, when informed that General Grant drank whiskey while leading his troops, reportedly replied "Find out the name of the brand so I can give it to my other generals."


- Being intoxicated had desirable spiritual significance to the ancient Egyptians. They often gave their children names like "How Drunk is Cheops" or "How Intoxicated is Hathor."

[Gumby]

Forget about the roos what about koalas
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/Sci_Tech/story_54321.asp

Cuddly koala may cop contraceptive


Koala contraception was being considered as a way to curb population blow-outs among the marsupials in Victoria.

Under a proposal being considered by the Victorian government, adult female koalas in over-populated areas would be implanted with a birth control hormone.

The implants would be fitted in the field and could be removed later.

Victorian Environment Minister and acting Premier John Thwaites said the population control method had been researched since 1995, and was now considered a viable alternative to moving or sterilising the animals.

"Trials have shown that use of the hormone implants has prevented conception for six years in a population of wild koalas at Tower Hill State Game Reserve (in Victoria's south-west)," Mr Thwaites said.





Victoria has the highest number of wild koalas of any state, a far cry from when it was considered a threatened species in the 1930s.

"In some areas in Victoria, koala population numbers are growing so quickly as to be unsustainable while, in others, their numbers are declining," Mr Thwaites said.

"We recognise the need to manage our koala populations in a coordinated and comprehensive way so their futures remain solid."

The Victorian Koala Management Strategy identifies 11 key issues in managing koala populations, including identifying koala habitats and, where necessary, setting down ways of preserving and expanding them.

[meow]

Originally posted by Geek USA
WOW I DIDNT KNOW THAT! THANK YOU ...

I'M BEING SERIOUS

THIS GOES FOR ME TOO!

[C33]

bananas do not secrete sugar until they're picked from the tree

[Geek USA]

The largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69. From 1725-1765, a Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets.

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by scouse_dave
i am 6'4", 195 lbs. and have brown eyes, brown hair and wear a size 13 shoe.

i could probably beat you in a fight.

I'm 6'2", 250 lbs, have brown hair and brown eyes and wear a size 13 shoe, and I could probably whip you in a fight since you're British and not Lennox Lewis.

[Nimrod]

Lincoln vs. Kennedy

Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Lincoln's wife lost a child while living in the White House.
Kennedy's wife lost a child while living in the White House.

Lincoln was directly concerned with Civil Rights.
Kennedy was directly concerned with Civil Rights.

Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who told him not to go to the theater.
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who told him not to go to Dallas.

Lincoln was shot in the back of the head in the presence of his wife.
Kennedy was shot in the back of the head in the presence of his wife.

Lincoln was shot in the Ford Theatre.
Kennedy shot in a Lincoln, made by Ford.

Lincoln was killed on a Friday
Kennedy was killed on a Friday

The assassin, John Wilkes Booth, was known by three names, comprised of fifteen letters.
The assassin, Lee Harvey Oswald, was known by three names, comprised of fifteen letters.

Booth shot Lincoln in a theater and fled to a warehouse.
Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and fled to a theater.

Booth was killed before being brought to trial.
Oswald was killed before being brought to trial.

Lincoln's successor was Andrew Johnson, born in 1808.
Kennedy's successor was Lyndon Johnson, born in 1908.

Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland a week before getting shot.
Kennedy was in Marilyn Monroe a week before getting shot.


Ok, so I made the last one up.

[C33]

Originally posted by Nimrod
Lincoln vs. Kennedy

Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Lincoln's wife lost a child while living in the White House.
Kennedy's wife lost a child while living in the White House.

Lincoln was directly concerned with Civil Rights.
Kennedy was directly concerned with Civil Rights.

Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who told him not to go to the theater.
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who told him not to go to Dallas.

Lincoln was shot in the back of the head in the presence of his wife.
Kennedy was shot in the back of the head in the presence of his wife.

Lincoln was shot in the Ford Theatre.
Kennedy shot in a Lincoln, made by Ford.

Lincoln was killed on a Friday
Kennedy was killed on a Friday

The assassin, John Wilkes Booth, was known by three names, comprised of fifteen letters.
The assassin, Lee Harvey Oswald, was known by three names, comprised of fifteen letters.

Booth shot Lincoln in a theater and fled to a warehouse.
Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and fled to a theater.

Booth was killed before being brought to trial.
Oswald was killed before being brought to trial.

Lincoln's successor was Andrew Johnson, born in 1808.
Kennedy's successor was Lyndon Johnson, born in 1908.

Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland a week before getting shot.
Kennedy was in Marilyn Monroe a week before getting shot.


Ok, so I made the last one up.

i heard that if you hold a magnet to your forehead, you lose all sense of direction. dunno if it's true, i don't have any magnets here..heh

[Geek USA]

Originally posted by Crestfallen33




i heard that if you hold a magnet to your forehead, you lose all sense of direction. dunno if it's true, i don't have any magnets here..heh

i must do this when i get home!

[C33]

Originally posted by Geek USA


i must do this when i get home!

i'm really excited about this, let me know the result!

:jump

[Geek USA]

Originally posted by Nimrod
Lincoln vs. Kennedy
Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland a week before getting shot.
Kennedy was in Marilyn Monroe a week before getting shot.


Ok, so I made the last one up.

i laughed so hard!

[C33]

Originally posted by Geek USA


i must do this when i get home!

so did you do it?

[lawson]

Originally posted by Crestfallen33
yes they are.

http://www.kidzone.ws/animals/kangaroo.jpg
and this one looks hot

dude that's scary. what if they figure out how to talk and they're smarter than us. and then people start saying "there's no black people in the NBA anymore"

[C33]

Originally posted by PhantomFM


dude that's scary. what if they figure out how to talk and they're smarter than us. and then people start saying "there's no black people in the NBA anymore"

[C33]

Bill Wyman of Rolling Stones married the 19 year old model Mandy Smith in 1988. At the same time, his son was engaged with Mandy Smith's mother. If his son had married Mandy's mother, Wyman would've been his wife's stepgrandfather!

[meow]

It is unknown HOW exactly a cat purrs.

[2Marlon2Brando]

Originally posted by scouse_dave
i am 6'4", 195 lbs. and have brown eyes, brown hair and wear a size 13 shoe.

Originally posted by Nimrod
I'm 6'2", 250 lbs, have brown hair and brown eyes and wear a size 13 shoe.

you guys are pretty big dudes.

[Liquid-J]

the odds of me reaching 2000 posts today are above 95%

[alisonmonster]

the pope is an honorary globe trotter member!

[Toast]

I boxed a kangaroo once. I got my ass kicked.

[C33]

there are more spanish people in my town every year than there are people from my town in spain every year.